So I'm Pretty Sure I've Got Swine Flu....

brummytom

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Carroller16

Puts quarantine tape around thread
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Sharpshooter

The schools won't be happy that you squealed on them.

big_show

In Before The Quarantine.

Carroller16

Lucky I got there before ya sharpshooter

now youre on the other side of the quarantine barrier

token56

hypochondriac much?

Sharpshooter

Carroller16 wrote: »

Lucky I got there before ya sharpshooter

now youre on the other side of the quarantine barrier

So are you now.:pac:

phasers

Stay out of Ireland

dr.bollocko

Now to find a forum to move this to with a load of posters that I really hate so we can start a grand old forum war.
This may require a namechange to General Bollocko. It will be a dirty war. But we can overcome. Brummy Tom, Don't sneeze on them until you can see the whites of their eyes.

brummytom

token56 wrote: »

hypochondriac much?

I'm a hypochondriac?


OH GOD NOT THAT ASWELL :(

Ghost Train

Maybe you should go see your doctor... in england

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

What I cant understand is sow she could say that to you.

davyjose

You swine.

/leaves internet forever

davyjose

Anyway OP, now is the time to get it, not in 6 months time when everyone has it and there's not enough treatment and we're all dropping like flies in some sort of nightmarish, merged Obama/Flypaper thread.

brummytom

Ghost Train wrote: »

Maybe you should go see your doctor... in england

We're not allowed to, that's how ridiculous it is. God forbid you go to the doctors and give other people there the flu... sure they're there because they're pefectly healthy

abouttobebanned

RIP

IvyTheTerrible

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Now to find a forum to move this to with a load of posters that I really hate so we can start a grand old forum war.
This may require a namechange to General Bollocko. It will be a dirty war. But we can overcome. Brummy Tom, Don't sneeze on them until you can see the whites of their eyes.

But make sure you tell people it can be moved back, or then there really WOULD be war....ahem

artanevilla

Go to Birmingham Citys training ground.

brummytom

artanevilla wrote: »

Go to Birmingham Citys training ground.

I'm a villain
Wouldn't be seen dead in St Andrews...

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

We're not allowed to, that's how ridiculous it is. God forbid you go to the doctors and give other people there the flu... sure they're there because they're pefectly healthy

Pretty sure you wouldn't be able to trot off to the doctors if you were sick as a pig.

Ghost Train

brummytom wrote: »

We're not allowed to, that's how ridiculous it is. God forbid you go to the doctors and give other people there the flu... sure they're there because they're pefectly healthy

so what are you supposed to do... ring the NHS

Sharpshooter

Ghost Train wrote: »

so what are you supposed to do... ring the NHS

Afaik you are supposed to wait for the doctor to come to you.

Saibh

Don't quote his posts - they are contagious!! :pac:

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Pretty sure you wouldn't be able to trot off to the doctors if you were sick as a pig.

You're persistent aren't you? :P

Ghost Train wrote: »

so what are you supposed to do... ring the NHS

Supposed to ring NHS Direct yeah; Birmingham Council said they're not going to test for it anymore because there's so many cases

PeterLT

Here, use this, it won't cure you, but will make your life easier with your diarrhea...

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15

Carroller16

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

But make sure you tell people it can be moved back, or then there really WOULD be war....ahem

is that a cough


*picks up roll of quarantine tape

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Poor Brummie... For you.

Earthhorse

Ghost Train wrote: »

Maybe you should go see your doctor... in england

Agreed.

A romantic weekend away could be just the ticket.

Maddison

I have started calling my monthlies bitch flu.....cause when i have them by Jeebus Im a bitch.

brummytom

Maddison wrote: »

I have started calling my monthlies bitch flu.....cause when i have them by Jeebus Im a bitch.

So if I get cataracts I'm a cat?

davyjose

Maddison wrote: »

I have started calling my monthlies bitch flu.....cause when i have them by Jeebus Im a bitch.

But when did you start calling them "monthlies"?

TheZohanS

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a villain
Wouldn't be seen dead in St Andrews...

Don't be so sure....

Maddison

brummytom wrote: »

So if I get cataracts I'm a cat?

If you want yes.....you can call yourself what you want.

I call them monthlies cause I dont like calling them periods, flowers, rags, bloody marys etc etc. Monthlies doesnt make them seem as yucky. Bitch flu is the best way to describe mine cause I become a she devil with a migrane.

brummytom

Maddison wrote: »

If you want yes.....you can call yourself what you want.

I call them monthlies cause I dont like calling them periods, flowers, rags, bloody marys etc etc. Monthlies doesnt make them seem as yucky. Bitch flu is the best way to describe mine cause I become a she devil with a migrane.

Fairy Nuff; Girls I know tend to call them "the blob"



Ohh I'm at a family christening on Sunday - my cousin's coming over from Galway
In you're unfortunate enough to know anyone in Galway who's gone to Manchester this week, stay away from them

LadyJ

The symptoms of swine flu are pretty much exactly the same as regular flu. Stop yer whinging!

brummytom

Can you get "regular" flu in June?

Abi

davyjose wrote: »

But when did you start calling them "monthlies"?

Its common enough. I've used it the verrry odd time.. but mostly "surfin' the crimson wave" or "the painters are in" etc. Calling it the blob and period is borrrring :pac:

LadyJ

brummytom wrote: »

Can you get "regular" flu in June?

I got it last year.

brummytom

LadyJ wrote: »

I got it last year.

Oohh I didn't know that

Now I feel stupid...

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

Its common enough. I've used it the verrry odd time.. but mostly "surfin' the crimson wave" or "the painters are in" etc. Calling it the blob and period is borrrring :pac:

Aunt Irma visiting?

My name is URL

Abigayle wrote: »

Its common enough. I've used it the verrry odd time.. but mostly "surfin' the crimson wave" or "the painters are in" etc. Calling it the blob and period is borrrring :pac:

What about high tide?

Bottle_of_Smoke

You're supposed to go to mens health/biology and medicine for medical issues. Can the mods do something about this?

cujimmy

brummytom wrote: »

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Dont worry, get to bed for a few days and when you wake up you'll be cured

Dartz

brummytom wrote: »

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Get on a train.

Go to as many public places as possible. Take crowded trains.Cough on door handles. Sneeze on people. Use cutlery and put it back without washing. I could do with time off work.

It's what I'd do.

Just to make all you bastards suffer, I'd deliberately trigger an epidemic.

Hazys

brummytom wrote: »

Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

My mom always said I was a pig

I feel so ill

Teenage Pregnancy gets younger and younger each year

brummytom

Dartz wrote: »

Get on a train.

Go to as many public places as possible. Take crowded trains.Cough on door handles. Sneeze on people. Use cutlery and put it back without washing. I could do with time off work.

It's what I'd do.

Just to make all you bastards suffer, I'd deliberately trigger an epidemic.

If I've come down with it; I'm taking these posh Lichfieldian ****ers down with me

dsmythy

Once you don't have asthma sure you're flying!

the_dark_side

look.. a flying pig :pac:

DubMedic

So, is this the part where we all run into an underground bunker in our back gardens in anticipation of something that is going most likely not going to get us?.

:pac:

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Overheal

If you post in this thread theres a chance youll catch it.

but I have Norton, so im fine.

<_<

>_>

Splendour

brummytom wrote: »

Ohh I'm at a family christening on Sunday

You sure you'll still be around for that...?