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So I'm Pretty Sure I've Got Swine Flu....

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  • 18-06-2009 5:10pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭


    Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
    I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

    My mom always said I was a pig

    I feel so ill :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    Puts quarantine tape around thread
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  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    The schools won't be happy that you squealed on them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 622 ✭✭✭big_show


    In Before The Quarantine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    Lucky I got there before ya sharpshooter

    now youre on the other side of the quarantine barrier


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭token56


    hypochondriac much?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Lucky I got there before ya sharpshooter

    now youre on the other side of the quarantine barrier
    So are you now.:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Stay out of Ireland


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Now to find a forum to move this to with a load of posters that I really hate so we can start a grand old forum war.
    This may require a namechange to General Bollocko. It will be a dirty war. But we can overcome. Brummy Tom, Don't sneeze on them until you can see the whites of their eyes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    token56 wrote: »
    hypochondriac much?
    I'm a hypochondriac?


    OH GOD NOT THAT ASWELL :(:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,071 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Maybe you should go see your doctor... in england


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  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    brummytom wrote: »

    My mom always said I was a pig

    I feel so ill :(
    What I cant understand is sow she could say that to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    You swine.

    /leaves internet forever


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Anyway OP, now is the time to get it, not in 6 months time when everyone has it and there's not enough treatment and we're all dropping like flies in some sort of nightmarish, merged Obama/Flypaper thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Maybe you should go see your doctor... in england

    We're not allowed to, that's how ridiculous it is. God forbid you go to the doctors and give other people there the flu... sure they're there because they're pefectly healthy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    RIP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Now to find a forum to move this to with a load of posters that I really hate so we can start a grand old forum war.
    This may require a namechange to General Bollocko. It will be a dirty war. But we can overcome. Brummy Tom, Don't sneeze on them until you can see the whites of their eyes.

    But make sure you tell people it can be moved back, or then there really WOULD be war....ahem


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,388 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Go to Birmingham Citys training ground.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Go to Birmingham Citys training ground.

    I'm a villain ;)
    Wouldn't be seen dead in St Andrews...


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    brummytom wrote: »
    We're not allowed to, that's how ridiculous it is. God forbid you go to the doctors and give other people there the flu... sure they're there because they're pefectly healthy

    Pretty sure you wouldn't be able to trot off to the doctors if you were sick as a pig.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,071 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    brummytom wrote: »
    We're not allowed to, that's how ridiculous it is. God forbid you go to the doctors and give other people there the flu... sure they're there because they're pefectly healthy

    so what are you supposed to do... ring the NHS


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  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    so what are you supposed to do... ring the NHS
    Afaik you are supposed to wait for the doctor to come to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Don't quote his posts - they are contagious!! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Pretty sure you wouldn't be able to trot off to the doctors if you were sick as a pig.
    You're persistent aren't you? :P

    so what are you supposed to do... ring the NHS
    Supposed to ring NHS Direct yeah; Birmingham Council said they're not going to test for it anymore because there's so many cases


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭PeterLT


    Here, use this, it won't cure you, but will make your life easier with your diarrhea...

    http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    But make sure you tell people it can be moved back, or then there really WOULD be war....ahem

    is that a cough


    *picks up roll of quarantine tape


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    Brother was off today with some sickness or another.
    I've almost every symptom of swine flu, and although my school's not officially got it, plenty of kids have been off this week.... now my dad's schools got it.

    My mom always said I was a pig

    I feel so ill :(

    Poor Brummie... For you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Maybe you should go see your doctor... in england

    Agreed.

    A romantic weekend away could be just the ticket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    I have started calling my monthlies bitch flu.....cause when i have them by Jeebus Im a bitch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Maddison wrote: »
    I have started calling my monthlies bitch flu.....cause when i have them by Jeebus Im a bitch.

    So if I get cataracts I'm a cat? :/


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Maddison wrote: »
    I have started calling my monthlies bitch flu.....cause when i have them by Jeebus Im a bitch.

    But when did you start calling them "monthlies"?


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