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  • #32
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    stovelid wrote: »
    If anybody could find me a scan of Paul Daniels's Jet-Ski Journey to the Centre of Elvis, I'd be their forever-friend. Forever.

    ;)


  • #33
    EdgarAllenPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,686 ✭✭✭EdgarAllenPoo


    SERIAL KILLERS. Make ammends to the families of your murder victims by sending them a jar of Quality Street.


  • #34
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    BigMentalDisease wrote: »
    ;)

    Forever friends it is so*


    *No tongues.


  • #35
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Elton John's scams are excellent; going to a load of trouble to lift 100quid and always being beaten by some other aging music star.


  • #36
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    viz is fantastic, i read it every month. profanosaurus, 8ace and drunken bakers are my favourites


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  • #37
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    8ace

    :D:D


  • #38
    jayteecork
    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭jayteecork


    Anyone have a link to someone's blog or other than scans in the comics every month?

    ta.


  • #39
    Quint
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    Another top tip:
    Why waste money on expensive binoculars? Simply stand closer to the object you wish to observe.
    Save money on sex-lines by phoning up the Samaritans and threatening to kill yourself unless they talk dirty.


  • #40
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    There was a once-off story in the Viz, must be 15+ years ago called "The Great Escape kids" which made be crack up uncontrollably in the Dart on the way home.

    These kids weren't allowed out to play, so they tried tunnelling through their bedroom floor but crashed through the ceiling. They dressed in french clothes and tried escaping out the front door, only to be tripped up when the mother said "Good luck son".
    At the end of the cartoon, the father comes home and says they're all going for a picnic, so off they go for a drive.

    The father stops the car and tells the kids to get out to stretch their legs... then the mother machine-guns them in a field ! :D

    I've searched the net for even an episode number in vain, it was the funniest cartoon I've ever read.


  • #41
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    from road rage:

    'to the driver who's little kid thought it would be funny to give me the v's, both your wing mirrors can be found in the canal opposite your house'


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  • #42
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,302 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    it has to be Raffles the gentlemen thug for me with sid the sexist and knobbys piles a close second. Oh god side splitting.:)

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #43
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    This last one I'm gonna put up: Genius! So hilarious...

    Chadwell O'Cheese and his Cormorants of Futility :D


  • #44
    ArmaniJeanss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,943 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    Drunken Bakers my current number 1.

    And back in the old days I loved Ravey Davey Gravey going into a dance trance whenever an ambulance drove past or he was in the vicinity of a building site.

    http://www.vizartwork.co.uk/ravey-davey-gravy-cover-issue-76-228-p.asp

    lol at Sid, Grant and Aldridge Prior (compulsive liar) in the background


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