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Are Irish men arseholes?

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    #242
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh jesus. looky in here.

    /air conditioning

    :pac:



    You have to love the turnaround on this thread. Goes to show at the back of it all, Irish men and Irish women actually do get on. But when thrown into a scene: pub, drink, wimminz and menz dressed up / or less, loud music.. nobody really talks properly. Regrets are bound to happen there, drink makes things awkward in the morning when most of the night escapes your memory.
    Good discription Abie ,suppose it doesn't always have to end in akwardsness ,I mean enjoying each others company and accepting people for whom and what they are rather than what we feel we should or have to be ,should be the main thing .Other races dont seem to have that akwardness although the pub ,drink , wimminz / menz dressed up ,loud music ,nobody can chat properly ......it doesn't help .

    anything after that lot is a bonus :D


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    #243
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Trinity wrote: »
    Great idea, i thought that Mac3 without the blade part was a bit small
    Not sure how'd you use that... This being said, all you need is some imagination and look around the house, you may be surprised. Curling irons, vegetables, handles of all kinds, pencils, bottles, leg chairs, water from the tap/shower... lol.


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    #244
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Maddison wrote: »
    Oh dear.. did you try with women?


    No, why you offering?;)
    I'm a man sorry. However I educate myself from watching 'documentaries' about inter-woman mating. Every guy should do that, that's one way to learn what makes women tick lol.


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    #245
    Trinity
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    Latchy wrote: »
    Good discription Abie ,suppose it doesn't always have to end in akwardsness ,I mean enjoying each others company and accepting people for whom and what they are rather than what we feel we should or have to be ,should be the main thing .Other races dont seem to have that akwardness although the pub ,drink , wimminz / menz dressed up ,loud music ,nobody can chat properly ......it doesn't help .

    anything after that lot is a bonus :D

    Ya but thats because we're on teh net in the safety of our own homes, half of us probably on our todds and not having to make eye contact

    IRL i'd probably sit in the corner wishing someone would talk to me and take the wallflower look away :P

    Then when they did i'd be shifting uncomfortably wondering was i boring them or saying something stupid :o


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    #246
    Maddison
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    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    A_SN wrote: »
    I'm a man sorry. However I educate myself from watching 'documentaries' about inter-woman mating. Every guy should do that, that's one way to learn what makes women tick lol.

    ROFL.....documentaries=PORN!!!!


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    #247
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    A_SN wrote: »
    Not sure how'd you use that... This being said, all you need is some imagination and look around the house, you may be surprised. Curling irons, vegetables, handles of all kinds, pencils, bottles, leg chairs, water from the tap/shower... lol.

    lol yeah i've tried them all, hard times A_SN, hard times :D


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    #248
    Maddison
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    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Trinity wrote: »
    lol yeah i've tried them all, hard times A_SN, hard times :D

    MULTI FUNCTION SHOWER HEAD!!!!


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    #249
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    A_SN wrote: »
    Not sure how'd you use that... This being said, all you need is some imagination and look around the house, you may be surprised. Curling irons, vegetables, handles of all kinds, pencils, bottles, leg chairs, water from the tap/shower... lol.

    Purely for research purposes I'm sure. Shower heads are good too.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #250
    Trinity
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    Terry will be so mad when he sees what we've done to his thread :P


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    #251
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Tee hee hee, detention:p


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    #252
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Maddison wrote: »
    ROFL.....documentaries=PORN!!!!

    Nice one i didnt even cop that.

    So you mean when i used to shout down to the OH was he coming to bed and he said back yeah i'm just watching the end of this documentary...............:eek:

    *runs off sobbing*


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    #253
    Trinity
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    Maddison wrote: »
    Tee hee hee, detention:p


    Or a good spanking :cool:


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    #254
    TheZohanS
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    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Trinity wrote: »
    Terry will be so mad when he sees what we've done to his thread :P

    Probably, but we can buy him a drink tomorrow night to make up for it.


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    #255
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Trinity wrote: »
    Ya but thats because we're on teh net in the safety of our own homes, half of us probably on our todds and not having to make eye contact

    IRL i'd probably sit in the corner wishing someone would talk to me and take the wallflower look away :P

    Then when they did i'd be shifting uncomfortably wondering was i boring them or saying something stupid :o

    I love the pub atmosphere as much as the next person but it has it limitations regards chatting to anybody even ordering a pint ya have to shout at the barman .The night clubs are just an extension of the bar and by the time you make an entrance ( assuming you get past the ugly bouncer ) your to far gone to have any conversation . That's when the wallflower look can come in handy :pac:


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    #256
    A_SN
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    Trinity wrote: »
    lol yeah i've tried them all, hard times A_SN, hard times :D
    ALL of them? Even leg chairs?! Damn, I who thought I was coming up with obscure suggestions no one would actually do...
    Maddison wrote: »
    ROFL.....documentaries=PORN!!!!
    Thanks Captain Obvious ;)
    Trinity wrote: »
    Nice one i didnt even cop that.
    lol what else could it have been? :D


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    #257
    Trinity
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    Probably, but we can buy him a drink tomorrow night to make up for it.

    Aren't you in New York City or i am niave to believe peoples profiles :P


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    #258
    Latchy
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    K-9 wrote: »
    Purely for research purposes I'm sure. Shower heads are good too.
    Suction on a hoover tube .......:cool:


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    #259
    Trinity
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    Latchy wrote: »
    I love the pub atmosphere as much as the next person but it has it limitations regards chatting to anybody even ordering a pint ya have to shout at the barman .The night clubs are just an extension of the bar and by the time you make an entrance ( assuming you get past the ugly bouncer ) your to far gone to have any conversation . That's when the wallflower look can come in handy :pac:

    I'd class "Get yer coat you've pulled" as an excellent conversation for a nightclub.


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    #260
    Trinity
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    Latchy wrote: »
    Suction on a hoover tube .......:cool:

    lol its all coming out now pardon the pun, dont use a dyson they are far too powerful :D


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    #261
    A_SN
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    Trinity wrote: »
    dont use a dyson they are far too powerful :D
    Ewww, are you picturing the same thing as I am?


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    #262
    Abi
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    No.
    /changes subject


    Yes they are!!! :mad:








    *With good points


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    #263
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Trinity wrote: »
    I'd class "Get yer coat you've pulled" as an excellent conversation for a nightclub.
    The best one liner of the lot ;)


    Trinity wrote: »
    lol its all coming out now pardon the pun, dont use a dyson they are far too powerful :D
    Dyson ? dont ya know there's a recession on ? it sucks up good though :D

    A_SN wrote: »
    Ewww, are you picturing the same thing as I am?
    Grandma knew a thing or to about Dysons ;)


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    #264
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Abigayle wrote: »
    /changes subject
    Killjoy, just when it was getting funny :pac:


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    #265
    TheZohanS
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    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Trinity wrote: »
    Aren't you in New York City or i am niave to believe peoples profiles :P

    On hols back in Ireland at the mo.


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    #266
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    A_SN wrote: »
    Ewww, are you picturing the same thing as I am?

    I'm not sure, were you picturing that scene in that movie Red something where the guy hides his mickey in between his legs so it looks like a mary?


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    #267
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Trinity wrote: »
    I'm not sure, were you picturing that scene in that movie Red something where the guy hides his mickey in between his legs so it looks like a mary?
    No.. I was more like thinking about bacon strips stretched so low it looks like you're swinging a bozack :D

    Oh wait.. Latchy's a dude?

    Edit #2 : no wait, I was thinking about Trinity...


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    #268
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dont be getting ideas now girls .......oh go on then



    a dude ? ya last time I looked


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    #269
    Trinity
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    A_SN wrote: »
    No.. I was more like thinking about bacon strips stretched so low it looks like you're swinging a bozack :D

    Oh wait.. Latchy's a dude?

    Edit #2 : no wait, I was thinking about Trinity...

    LMAO

    Guess we werent thinking about the same thing then


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    #270
    Maddison
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    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Trinity wrote: »
    Or a good spanking :cool:

    Yay, Ive met my female match in pervyness!:D

    My name is Maddy & Im a sexaholic


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    #271
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Chick with 3 boobs from Total Recall.
    Maddison wrote: »
    Yay, Ive met my female match in pervyness!:D

    My name is Maddy & Im a sexaholic
    I feel very uncomfortable, :o


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