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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 459 ✭✭killerhitman


    Glenster tripled himself while making love last night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Killerhitman made himself a winter coat out of spanish student scalps .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Paddy samurai lives in swords


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    realies doesn't really exists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    turns his foot from his hip


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 459 ✭✭killerhitman


    matt holck has a hollow c**k


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    killerhitman killed hitman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    rust eraser scoured cauldrons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Matt Holck is the new sheriff in Limerick City.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Paddy Samurai invented Gerbils.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Mr.Crinklewood has a wood which does nothing but stares at the floor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    rusty_racer94 consumes the thoughts of angry ducks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    aaronjumper was made in china


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    lil'bug is a russian paratrooper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Paddy Samurai doesn't work properly if you cover his mouth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Trying to live without rusty_racer94 was one long sleepless night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Glenster was missed by me the whole day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    rusty_racer94 is a famous austrian shoe polisher


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Paddy Samurai is responsible for the elections.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Has problems getting Elections Pele has tried to help him


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Hootanany has x-ray vision.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    rusty racer94 has x-ray vision, but dosnt realise it cuz he's had it since birth and he thinks the way he sees things is just normal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Martyn 1989 can snap a mans arm in two, plays the guitar, and has loads of pubes. But he cant show you now because he thinks he hears his mom calling him in for dinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Glenster lives in an undersea cavern with a huge octopus harem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Paddy Samurai is turbo charged and his waste gate always makes noises.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    rusty_racer94 had appeared in several low-budget Swedish workout DVDs. He is probably best known for pioneering a new type of spandex, which he calls Chindex. It is made from the skins of self-conscious chinchillas.

    It is unsure, but many suspect that he is behind the Roswell Alien Incident of 1947.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    LambsEye had just invented a new type of aftershave, basically it smells of breadcrumbs and when you use it, the birds can't stay off you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    It's not a play on words


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    Glenster....is a sick individual


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Licks windows as a hobby


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