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Fathers Days Sunday 21st 2009. What are you getting yours?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Nothing. My father hates Fathers Day :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Iam getting him a hooker to pay him back for the one he got me on my twelfth birthday.

    Hookers? Pah ... some womanizer you are!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    davyjose wrote: »
    Hookers? Pah ... some womanizer you are!!!

    I had to start some where!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,051 ✭✭✭gazzer


    I usually buy him a few DVD box sets. Last year I bought him Season One of Dexter and Prison Break which he loved so I might get Season Two of both of them for him this year


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Well I'll be getting mine what I get him every year,and that's socks and underwear, daft old sod won't go shopping for them himself.:D
    Then I will put with those his usual bottle of Fathers day Jamaican rum and a bottle of OJ for the next mornin' should he partake of the rum that night./he always does.:D
    And finally I make sure he has the makings of a fry up in the fridge should he fancy one when he eventually wakes up.

    Since mam died I try to think of everything he might like and according to him I am spot on every year.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Well I'll be getting mine what I get him every year,and that's socks and underwear, daft old sod won't go shopping for them himself.:D
    Then I will put with those his usual bottle of Fathers day Jamaican rum and a bottle of OJ for the next mornin' should he partake of the rum that night./he always does.:D
    And finally I make sure he has the makings of a fry up in the fridge should he fancy one when he eventually wakes up.

    Since mam died I try to think of everything he might like and according to him I am spot on every year.

    In fairness,that sounds like a great night in!But do you make the fry-up for him?


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    In fairness,that sounds like a great night in!But do you make the fry-up for him?
    Nope, he is on his own since mam died but he is a very independent man and likes it like that.
    He always says the day he cant do things for himself is the day he will give up.:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭padocon


    Well I'll be getting mine what I get him every year,and that's socks and underwear, daft old sod won't go shopping for them himself.:D
    Then I will put with those his usual bottle of Fathers day Jamaican rum and a bottle of OJ for the next mornin' should he partake of the rum that night./he always does.:D
    And finally I make sure he has the makings of a fry up in the fridge should he fancy one when he eventually wakes up.

    Really thmughtfull! Hes a lucky man.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,904 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    some flowers for his grave


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  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


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    I tell him I love him every day and always kiss him goodbye, cos you never know when it's going to be for the last time.

    / he is one cool fecker so he makes it easy.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    He'l get a 'happy fathers day' and i wil get a grunt resembling 'thanks'. Do fathers to be get presents?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Nope, he is on his own since mam died but he is a very independent man and likes it like that.
    He always says the day he cant do things for himself is the day he will give up.:)

    If it was me I would like the fry to be made,but then again I'am not a aul man!

    Great idea for a gift though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    My father doesn't believe in Fathers day stuff, so I think I will let him cook dinner that day for a change....


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    peanuthead wrote: »
    Relax, it was his father that died, not his sense of humour

    I know Darlin' but everyones entitled to my opinion ;)

    My Dad is going out with a French Chick who is younger than me, so I will probably get him condoms this year as the thoughts of having a stepmom younger than me is just.... odd!


  • Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Baldie wrote: »
    I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

    Lazy or wha??!!

    You should have told her...no love, its for you. I HAVE sense of direction !!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Loopy wrote: »
    My Dad is going out with a French Chick who is younger than me, so I will probably get him condoms this year as the thoughts of having a stepmom younger than me is just.... odd!

    Your dad sounds like a legend. I'd say he goes bareback though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Kernel wrote: »
    Your dad sounds like a legend. I'd say he goes bareback though.

    Christ, thanks so much for sharing that :o:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Father's Day in Dublin 4
    Panic Day in Ballymun
    MudderFukker's Day in Harlem.


    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Loopy wrote: »
    My Dad is going out with a French Chick who is younger than me, so I will probably get him condoms this year as the thoughts of having a stepmom younger than me is just.... odd!

    Why don't you turn up at his door with a guy older than your dad?

    I gave my old man viagra a couple of years ago...mother was not impressed. :o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I gave my old man viagra a couple of years ago...mother was not impressed. :o

    Really? It could have been a defective batch. You could be entitled to a refund.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Think I'm getting another bottle of horny goat weed ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭Cormb


    In fairness,that sounds like a great night in!But do you make the fry-up for him?

    actually making the fry up for him might be too generous ya know :D
    since I can't cook its just as well I try to avoid doing so.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    When is Fathers Day in Ireland this year?


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,974 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Loopy wrote: »
    My Dad is going out with a French Chick who is younger than me, so I will probably get him condoms this year as the thoughts of having a stepmom younger than me is just.... odd!

    A continental breakfast - a roll in bed with a little honey.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,218 ✭✭✭padocon


    jester77 wrote: »
    When is Fathers Day in Ireland this year?

    The 21st.
    Think I will add this to the thread title


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Hagar wrote: »
    Father's Day in Dublin 4
    Panic Day in Ballymun
    MudderFukker's Day in Harlem.


    ;)

    confusion in dolphins barn


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    padocon wrote: »
    The 21st.
    Think I will add this to the thread title

    Cheers! Bloody annoying that it's a different date in different countries, I usually miss the Irish one!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    Something to do with golf, maybe a round around the Ole Head of Kinsale perhaps or Fota then treating him to dinner as we do every year. Oh, also the standard present a book or some funny socks to round it all off lol.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    pops is getting a book called "I before E except after C"-old school ways of remembering things. tis right up his alley.


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