Fathers Days Sunday 21st 2009. What are you getting yours?

padocon

Well all, just wondering what your getting or giving your dad this fathers day?
A joke present, something practical what ever it is, list here.

Smart Bug

A belly-wheel as he is rather rotund.

CAPSLOCK365

Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

Loopy

Sorry to hear that Caps but not the OP's fault

ejmaztec

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

Do you want to borrow my ouija board to ask him what he wants?

Smart Bug

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

A wreath then?



Too soon?

padocon

Smart Bug wrote: »

A belly-wheel as he is rather rotund.

Good one!

For those that don't know what this is:
The belly wheel is a great invention for pregnant women and the clinically obese. Simply slip on the wheel support and off you go!

See pic here:
http://www.sueallen.co.uk/2006_09_01_archive.html

bitemybanger

Aa subscription to Boards.ie:rolleyes:;)

Loopy

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

ejmaztec wrote: »

Do you want to borrow my ouija board to ask him what he wants?

Smart Bug wrote: »

A wreath then?

Too soon?

I know this is AH but these posts are just NOT funny IMO

bronte

He'll get a cup of tea and a kick up the arse.

ejmaztec

padocon wrote: »

Good one!

For those that don't know what this is:
The belly wheel is a great invention for pregnant women and the clinically obese. Simply slip on the wheel support and off you go!

See pic here:
http://www.sueallen.co.uk/2006_09_01_archive.html

You seem to know an awful lot about them, and I assume that you're not pregnant. :eek:

davyjose

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

Mine died 4 Months ago. Thanks for reminding me!

Keano

Smart Bug wrote: »

A wreath then?



Too soon?

Yes.

There was a thread last year - cannot find it now- but it encouraged everyone whose father was still alive to go an have a pint or visit them.

My father passed away 12 years ago this year and I never got to have a pint with him.

So my advice, if the old man is still around and even if he annoys you try and make an effort on Father's day as he wont be around forever.

ejmaztec

Loopy wrote: »

I know this is AH but these posts are just NOT funny IMO

Sorry, but we're all a bit loopy, Loopy.

Baldie

I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

Lazy or wha??!!

petes

Crap, is it this weekend?

Loopy

ejmaztec wrote: »

Sorry, but we're all a bit loopy, Loopy.

Funny too..

My name is URL

I haven't seen mine for about 15 years, so not much

FunkZ

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Mine died 3 months ago. But thanks for reminding me.

The OP is such an insensitive wanker :P

davyjose

Baldie wrote: »

I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

Lazy or wha??!!

You're your Wife's dad????? :eek:

ejmaztec

FunkZ wrote: »

The OP is such an insensitive wanker :P

He doesn't give a sh1t about us poor orphans. The only consolation is that we don't have to spend any money.:(

padocon

ejmaztec wrote: »

You seem to know an awful lot about them, and I assume that you're not pregnant. :eek:

:cool:
No i'm not as you see I sourced my information off the link which was posted!

5starpool

Is that this weekend?

Bloody hallmark holidays.

Baldie

5starpool wrote: »

Is that this weekend?

Bloody hallmark holidays.

Next weekend, 21st...

peanuthead

Loopy wrote: »

I know this is AH but these posts are just NOT funny IMO

Relax, it was his father that died, not his sense of humour

padocon

I did not mean to upset anyone by starting this tread. Mods can close it if its causing discomfort to other boards users.

TheZohanS

Baldie wrote: »

Next weekend, 21st...

Ah crap...it's the day after AH beers...:(

Smart Bug

padocon wrote: »

I did not mean to upset anyone by starting this tread. Mods can close it if its causing discomfort to other boards users.

Don't worry about it OP, Boardsies aren't real people.

Collie D

Baldie wrote: »

I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

Lazy or wha??!!

You married your daughter? :eek:

My name is URL wrote: »

I haven't seen mine for about 15 years, so not much

Same here...we should pay for them to get vasectomies so they stop spreading their seed and having wee 'uns they don't intend to look after.

ejmaztec

Smart Bug wrote: »

Don't worry about it OP, Boardsies aren't real people.

My late father appreciated a good sense of humour which was why he tried to have me adopted.

Local-womanizer

Iam getting him a hooker to pay him back for the one he got me on my 14th birthday.

emeraldstar

Nothing. My father hates Fathers Day

davyjose

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Iam getting him a hooker to pay him back for the one he got me on my twelfth birthday.

Hookers? Pah ... some womanizer you are!!!

Local-womanizer

davyjose wrote: »

Hookers? Pah ... some womanizer you are!!!

I had to start some where!

gazzer

I usually buy him a few DVD box sets. Last year I bought him Season One of Dexter and Prison Break which he loved so I might get Season Two of both of them for him this year

Sharpshooter

Well I'll be getting mine what I get him every year,and that's socks and underwear, daft old sod won't go shopping for them himself.:D
Then I will put with those his usual bottle of Fathers day Jamaican rum and a bottle of OJ for the next mornin' should he partake of the rum that night./he always does.:D
And finally I make sure he has the makings of a fry up in the fridge should he fancy one when he eventually wakes up.

Since mam died I try to think of everything he might like and according to him I am spot on every year.

Local-womanizer

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Well I'll be getting mine what I get him every year,and that's socks and underwear, daft old sod won't go shopping for them himself.:D
Then I will put with those his usual bottle of Fathers day Jamaican rum and a bottle of OJ for the next mornin' should he partake of the rum that night./he always does.:D
And finally I make sure he has the makings of a fry up in the fridge should he fancy one when he eventually wakes up.

Since mam died I try to think of everything he might like and according to him I am spot on every year.

In fairness,that sounds like a great night in!But do you make the fry-up for him?

Sharpshooter

Local-womanizer wrote: »

In fairness,that sounds like a great night in!But do you make the fry-up for him?

Nope, he is on his own since mam died but he is a very independent man and likes it like that.
He always says the day he cant do things for himself is the day he will give up.:)

padocon

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Well I'll be getting mine what I get him every year,and that's socks and underwear, daft old sod won't go shopping for them himself.:D
Then I will put with those his usual bottle of Fathers day Jamaican rum and a bottle of OJ for the next mornin' should he partake of the rum that night./he always does.:D
And finally I make sure he has the makings of a fry up in the fridge should he fancy one when he eventually wakes up.

Really thmughtfull! Hes a lucky man.

Mimikyu

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admiralofthefleet

some flowers for his grave

Sharpshooter

Captain Morgan wrote: »

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I tell him I love him every day and always kiss him goodbye, cos you never know when it's going to be for the last time.

/ he is one cool fecker so he makes it easy.:D

Dusty87

He'l get a 'happy fathers day' and i wil get a grunt resembling 'thanks'. Do fathers to be get presents?

Local-womanizer

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Nope, he is on his own since mam died but he is a very independent man and likes it like that.
He always says the day he cant do things for himself is the day he will give up.:)

If it was me I would like the fry to be made,but then again I'am not a aul man!

Great idea for a gift though.

Saibh

My father doesn't believe in Fathers day stuff, so I think I will let him cook dinner that day for a change....

Loopy

peanuthead wrote: »

Relax, it was his father that died, not his sense of humour

I know Darlin' but everyones entitled to my opinion

My Dad is going out with a French Chick who is younger than me, so I will probably get him condoms this year as the thoughts of having a stepmom younger than me is just.... odd!

dylano_k

Baldie wrote: »

I got a sat nav. I bought it during the week, then my wife turned around and said "That can be your Father's Day present, I'll pay for it"

Lazy or wha??!!

You should have told her...no love, its for you. I HAVE sense of direction !!

Kernel

Loopy wrote: »

My Dad is going out with a French Chick who is younger than me, so I will probably get him condoms this year as the thoughts of having a stepmom younger than me is just.... odd!

Your dad sounds like a legend. I'd say he goes bareback though.

Loopy

Kernel wrote: »

Your dad sounds like a legend. I'd say he goes bareback though.

Christ, thanks so much for sharing that :pac:

Hagar

Father's Day in Dublin 4
Panic Day in Ballymun
MudderFukker's Day in Harlem.

TheZohanS

Loopy wrote: »

My Dad is going out with a French Chick who is younger than me, so I will probably get him condoms this year as the thoughts of having a stepmom younger than me is just.... odd!

Why don't you turn up at his door with a guy older than your dad?

I gave my old man viagra a couple of years ago...mother was not impressed.