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What's the most insulting present you ever got?

  • 09-06-2009 5:15pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Right, it was my birthday yesterday - I am now 39. A lot of miles on the clock I know, but I look and feel a lot younger. Sure, last weekend I was at a nightclub dancing till 4am! I'm fitter and slimmer than I was at 20.

    Anyway I was pleased to have people telling me yesterday that I look nowhere near 39 - that was enough of a birthday present for me!

    Until I arrived home from work today to find a card and a present from my mother-in-law. The present? Olay anti-wrinkle provital tinted moisturiser for mature skin!!!!!! FFS, this stuff is for over-70s!! I'm tempted to ask her did she leave her new moisturiser behind by accident. But I'll just have a rant on Boards instead!

    So what's the worst birthday present you ever got?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Well you know, turning 39 now is a lot different to her day when they were considered pretty much past it. Perhaps her perception of people in their late-30s hasn't shifted as the times changed? The present was kind of thoughtful too, certainly better than a card on its own. Happy birthday btw.


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    My worst presents are a toss up between a dyson vacuum cleaner and bog standard trivial pursuit. Both from my oh at different times.

    My mil always gives me money, even though I tell her not to. Feels awful getting a card with money in, but still its kind. :) Still Im sure yours meant well..... Could have been worse. She could have got you a pair of belly control pants or some tena lady. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Thanks Frada! TBH, I'd have preferred a bar of chocolate from her.
    Oryx wrote: »
    She could have got you a pair of belly control pants or some tena lady. ;)

    THAT'LL BE PROBABLY FOR MY BIG ONE NEXT YEAR!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭aoibhebree


    A friend of mine got an epilator off her husband for Christmas once!


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    aoibhebree wrote: »
    A friend of mine got an epilator off her husband for Christmas once!
    The only answer to that is to use it on him.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    A blue tooth.

    It probably doesn't sound so bad, but in the weeks leading up to my birthday, my mother asked me what I wanted and I gave her a bunch of options that were all under $50 and easy to find (our family is really into birthday/Christmas lists - we're not big on surprises). And she asked if I would like something like a blue tooth or something for my phone because she had just gotten a blue tooth and she really liked it. So I told her that, no I didn't want a blue tooth, I rarely used my phone to begin with and never in the car.
    She decided to buy me the blue tooth anyway, sent it to me (along with the receipt - so even if she had already bought the blue tooth before asking me what I wanted for my birthday, she could have returned it. And why bother asking what I want for my birthday anyway if you've already bought me something?) and sent along a note saying she hoped I changed my mind and if not, give it to someone else.

    It wasn't so much the gift itself that was insulting, moreso the fact that she completely ignored me. And it wasn't the first time something like this had happened. So I called her and we exchanged words. She threatened to never send me a present again and I said that was fine, I was a big girl and I didn't need presents, but I did need a mother who would listen to me. I sent the bluetooth back to her and that was that.

    I know some people will think I'm just ungrateful. But I feel I was in the right. And it turned out to be a win-win. Ever since, she has listened to me and bought me wonderful presents that I can actually use and enjoy, and that has made the both of us happy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    This didn't happen to me, but my dad once bought my mum a bathroom shelf. For Valentine's Day. Which is also their anniversary.

    And people wonder why I'm not too keen on marraige. :p

    P.s. No my mum is not some kind of bathroom enthusiast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    A medicine ball from my parents. Yeah I was at my heaviest, but still, better to approach the issue directly.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭stiff kitten


    wrong age on birthday card


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    A pink dress.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭Xiney


    I got "Life Strategies for Teens" the self help book written by dr phil's son for my 16th birthday from a neighbour.


    Who the hell buys an unsolicited self help book for someone for their birthday!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    lol kelle. That is indeed a sh!t present.
    aoibhebree wrote: »
    A friend of mine got an epilator off her husband for Christmas once!

    Haha. I got asked for one for Christmas once by a girl I was going out with. :D I bought it too!

    On topic: I actually can't remember what the most insulting present I've ever gotten was. Maybe I've never been insulted by a present. More likely that my brain is crap and I just can't remember. There are times when having a crap brain is useful, and this is probably one of them. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Ever since, she has listened to me and bought me wonderful presents that I can actually use and enjoy, and that has made the both of us happy.

    Like a gold tooth?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    i never got something particularly insulting.
    my father did get me one of those cardboard concertina filing yokes once "for all your documents" he said - useful, but not a nice present.

    my sisters mother in law gave her a weight loss dvd one year called "lose the fat for life"! my sis was disgusted. ironically enough she separated from her husband that year, and took great pleasure in telling his mother that she had indeed lost the fat - all 13stone of him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 654 ✭✭✭sillyputty


    For secret santa in school once i got a pen from a boy in my class - it was used - how did i know? - the lid had teeth marks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭aoife161


    When I was younger my little brother was at the age where he had enough money saved up by Christmas to buy people presents. It was his first Christmas to do this and I remember he was very excited. There's 9 of us in the family so we all knew we'd be getting small presents, as he only had a certain amount of cash.

    I got a mirror and a hairbrush. HA HA HA... I know it seems innocent, but I couldn't help but wonder if he was trying to tell me something.

    Not the worst present I've every received but certainly one that i'll always remember with a smile.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    Like a gold tooth?

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    No, although I may add that to my Christmas list for 2009.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    It wasn't a Birthday present, but one I got for Christmas!

    My grandmother used to always insist on buying me clothes - all of which were awful looking and ended up being given to a charity shop, once I'd been bribed into wearing them around her once!

    One Christmas, she got me a jumper - don't recall details, I just remember it was hideous and that it was four sizes too big :(

    To add to insult, my dad then tried it on, to try and cheer me up ... and it was swimming on him!

    Then he pointed out "Everyone's given you clothes in large sizes and smelly stuff for the bath - I think they're trying to send you a message!"

    Que hysterical sobbing on Christmas Day :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    My mother gave me a Gillian McKeith book a few years ago. She knows I despise the woman, seeing as she's a shyster and secondly, I dont diet and nor do I need to. The book went in the bin that very day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    It wasn't insulting, it was just "wtf?!" - drawer liners for Christmas from my aunt when I was 26/27-ish. And she normally gives me fairly cool pressies. They were lily of the valley and my gran adores lily of the valley, so I really think my aunt got our parcels mixed up... I hope :(

    Granted, I didn't hear anything about my gran getting a La Senza voucher that year :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I also wasn't insulted but slightly bemused by the present of a multimeter one christmas from my older brother when I was around fifteen or sixteen.

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    I also got a kite from another brother that same year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    But kites are cool!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    LOL :D
    What IS that thing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Actually I've just realised "drawer-liners" might read as "knicker-liners" to some. If so, no (shame on you - scented knicker liners for my gran :eek:), they were literally drawer-liners - scented sheet-things you put in a drawer:

    5-28-08%20drawer%20liner.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Nightwish wrote: »
    But kites are cool!

    That was kinda cool. Never got to use it though, it was lost by the time summer came around.
    Dudess wrote: »
    LOL :D
    What IS that thing?

    I'm not sure, so I checked Wikipedia:
    Wikipedia wrote:
    A multimeter or a multitester, also known as a volt/ohm meter or VOM, is an electronic measuring instrument that combines several measurement functions in one unit. A typical multimeter may include features such as the ability to measure voltage, current and resistance.

    I still haven't the foggiest...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭Pat the Patriot


    a weighing scales for the bathroom from my Mother for my 30th birthday.......I think she reckoned I was putting on weight. Shes about as subtle as a sledgehammer ;-)

    Secret santa at work, I got a candle holder that I saw in Lidl for 2.50 EUR the next day.....the limit for gifts was a fiver.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    Dudess wrote: »
    LOL :D
    What IS that thing?

    I got a multimeter as a christmas present from a girlfriend once. :o

    It's actually a very handy piece of kit and has in fact saved me from being electrocuted more than once (DAMN YOU SHODDY ELECTRICIANS!), but it takes some learning to know how to use it properly.

    Ok ok....I'll stop trying to justify it now. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Phew! You've saved me from the awkwardness of having to stop you! :D


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My wonderful husband once gave me - on mothers day - a card with two scratchcards in it. Apparently it was because, even though I gave birth to his children, I'm not his mother .

    He hasn't made that mistake since.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Apparently it was because, even though I gave birth to his children, I'm not his mother

    Well he's right, you're not his mother. That would be weird...


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well he's right, you're not his mother. That would be weird...

    but kinda kinky :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    but kinda kinky :o

    Yeah, you're right. Then every day would be mother's day.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    A multimeter is a great pressie. You never know when you'll need a multimeter til you don't have one, and then what?


    My parents got me a teapot and a skirt for work for my 18th. Bad enough, but then....

    My sister got a Mitsubishi Pajero for hers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My parents got me a teapot and a skirt for work for my 18th. Bad enough, but then....

    My sister got a Mitsubishi Pajero for hers.

    Did your parents somehow come into money between your and your sister's 18th? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,085 ✭✭✭Xiney


    oh yeah, forgot about (blocked out all memory of?) all the makeup I used to get as presents as a teenager.


    As if the reason I was a much closer approximation to daria (complete with remarks drier than the gobi) as opposed to quinn was the fact that I didn't have makeup...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    I got one of those car valet kits with all the polishes, sprays and cleaners in a bag. Here is it actually

    Yeah, okay, that's not too bad really except the following items weren't in it;
    Super Resin Polish 325ml
    Jumbo Car Wash Sponge
    "8 pieces Perfect Polishing Cloth"
    Quick Clear Screenwash
    36 page full colour Car Care guide

    and the intensive cleaner had dried liquid all around top and was half empty!

    i.e, it had been used and I'd been given whatever she didn't want!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,527 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    earrings..my ears are not pierced..and from someone who knew me very well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭nesbitt


    I think the le crueset casserole dish (very good bye the way) and set of kitchen knives from my ex... LOL!

    I got an anti aging face cream too once but it was Lancome so what the hell it was lovely product....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    earrings..my ears are not pierced
    But "all you need is a thumbtack and a whole lot of paper towels"...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My parents got me a teapot and a skirt for work for my 18th. Bad enough, but then....

    My sister got a Mitsubishi Pajero for hers.

    I remember one christmas I asked for a particular model of mobile phone from the folks. They refused becuase it was "too expensive."

    My younger brother later got the phone I wanted that very same year...a week early.
    Dudess wrote: »
    But "all you need is a thumbtack and a whole lot of paper towels"...

    Are we still talking about the Multimeter?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Silverfish wrote: »
    My parents got me a teapot and a skirt for work for my 18th. Bad enough, but then....

    My sister got a Mitsubishi Pajero for hers.
    :D

    God yeah, I'm only remembering now the mountains and mountains of preparation-for-a-life-of-domestic-bliss pressies for little girls which I got from my parents (and my nana who was quite forward-thinking for a woman of her generation): the dustpan and brush set, the bigger sweeping brush set, the saucepans set, the casserole dish set, the acres of teasets, the Sindy kitchen appliances.

    :mad:

    Oh well, it didn't pay off - I'm useless at housework :pac:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The beast that raised my ex, once almost gave me an illumious pink chenille scarf that obviously came from a charity shop.
    That her sister had given her for christmas.
    After much scarve twirling and mulling she decided not to, and told me she didn't like the perfume I had given her anyway.
    Even though it was her perfume.
    And one of the other girlfriends inherited the scarf. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Last Crimbo there was a lucky dip of unmarked presents doing the rounds... The one I ended up opening? Tea tree foot powder...

    It wasn't meant for anyone in particular, but I still found it pretty damn insulting... To this day I haven't found out who wrapped it up in the first place:p (I'm guessing my 7 year old nephew)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Hagar please read the charter before you post, next time will be an infraction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,818 ✭✭✭Gauge


    A Family Guy calender off my parents for Christmas :( I don't know what made them think I like Family Guy, I never watch it, I never speak of it. And now I have a calender on my desk that I'm going to have to rip all the days off before my mother visits in August.

    An ex gave me a present of a teddy bear and a necklace- while I feel guilty complaining because he certainly didn't HAVE to- all they did was prove how little he knew about me because anyone who's known me for more than five minutes could have told him that I'm just not the type of girl who is won over by generic Hallmark teddies and tacky diamond-style necklaces from Argos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    tman wrote: »
    Last Crimbo there was a lucky dip of unmarked presents doing the rounds... The one I ended up opening? Tea tree foot powder...

    Maybe it was for the christmas tree? It was "tree foot" powder after all...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Apologies Jules.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Salome


    I remember my brother got my mother a deep fat fryer for her birthday once.

    I also recall a colleague who got an ironing board cover for her Secret Santa present...nice :rolleyes:.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    :D:D:D
    I'm sorry for all the Simpsons' references but this one is too appropriate:
    Marge: Oh Homey, look at that watch! I've always wanted a watch like that!
    Homer: Well maybe someone will give you one for Christmas!
    (thinking) Now she'll really be surprised when she opens that ironing board cover!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    my worst present was the non present

    when i turned 21 my god mother called over to the house to stinge some free cake and drink i presume. I knew what she's like so wasn't expecting anything at all from her. Was totally fine by that.

    Anywho she took me aside and said "I will have your present for ya when I see ya next, don't worry".

    Cue this going on for the next 8 months (I kid you not) and each time saying the same exact thing. I would rather she said that she isn't gonna get me anything, but she kept drawing it out longer and longer. Every time it was harder and harder to not say anything to her, but somehow i managed to crack a smile.

    We called over one evening, think it was my cousins graduation from secondary or something. She calls me out into the garden. I knew what was coming, well i thought i did, the same old excuse, but she hands me 2 €5 notes and says ''happy birthday, told ya i wouldn't forget you!''.

    Again, I cracked a smile and said as genuinely as i could "thank you". Dunno how I didn't throw it back at her. They're minted by the way, but that isn't the point I suppose.


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