Dirty Weekend... What would you bring?

allandanyways

Well it's more like a dirty 5 days, me and the OH kicking it old skool and going to my holiday house in Wexford, just the two of us for a few days in July. This is more or less our first time away together and I really want him to enjoy it, so to those more experienced in dirty-weekending, I ask, what are the recommended things you would bring for a few days away with your OH?

I have lots of sexy lingerie and that, he has his own flat so it's not like it's the first time he'll see me in decent underwear or anything, but really want to make the week special. I'm asking now so I can save up for anything a bit pricy :cool:

lgoring21

condoms:Dand plenty of them:D

Nevyn

Lube and blindfold.

stovelid

allandanyways wrote: »

and I really want him to enjoy it,

XBox
Keg x 2
Barbecue

BumbleB

lots of palmolive .

minidazzler

stovelid wrote: »

XBox
Keg x 2
Barbecue

Don't forget his Buddies, you can't enjoy a BBW Alone!


Body chocolate could go down a treat!

Just the usual sexy foods as well.

Some Massage Oil.

A few Ice packs:pac:

Beer or whatever ye drink.

If there is an enclosed back garden where ye can "lie out and enjoy the sun" then a good ground sheet would be in order to stop the bugs.

challengemaster

From the list so far....All I'm reminded of is Jackass

Condoms
Lube
blindfold
Ice packs

All that's missing is a toy car... :eek:

I'm sure you'll think of something fun

Agent Smith

Lightblubs
Jumpleads
Car battary
Bulldog clips
Brillo pads


I assure you, It will be a weekend you will both NEVER Forget.

minidazzler

Agent Smith wrote: »

Lightblubs
Jumpleads
Car battary
Bulldog clips
Brillo pads


I assure you, It will be a weekend you will both NEVER Forget.

It's Not Guantanamo bay!

allandanyways

minidazzler wrote: »

It's Not Guantanamo bay!

It's near enough to Courtown. Just as bad...

Agent Smith

minidazzler wrote: »

It's Not Guantanamo bay!

Who are you to Judge what people do in the confort of their own room?


who are you, deco ganley?

randylonghorn

allandanyways wrote: »

This is more or less our first time away together and I really want him to enjoy it, so to those more experienced in dirty-weekending, I ask, what are the recommended things you would bring for a few days away with your OH?

An open-minded attitude, and a strong sense of fun ...

... far more important than all the paraphenalia!

beertons

Various oils for massaging, just be careful with the condoms.

toys, icetrays, chocolate sauce/cream and massage oils

Mrs JackDaniels

Super drug tingle lube (at four quid its a steal)
Ann Summer Pleasure Rub...............Oh yeah
Maybe some Cherry Dick Lick for himself

Have a good weekend!!!:D

Nevyn

A lot of water and a lot of fruit and other high energy snacks.
Extra towels, and wipes, hypo-allergenic cotton baby wipes are good.

Zascar

Condoms??? Condoms are the last thing I want on a dirty weekend. What you need is the pill.

Zascar

Zascar wrote: »

Condoms??? Condoms are the last thing I want on a dirty weekend. What you need is the pill.

always both pls

worrying in back of head as to whether it'll work or not and I have no way of knowing for a month = turn off

Salome

Champagne, strawberries and chocolate sauce .

newmills

Uncle bob's extra slippy anal lube!!

Don't know which of you will use it but it sure will make for a few days you''ll never forget!!

a hammer
a body bag
A shovel
A bottle of Jack

admiralofthefleet

chloroform

Dudess

allandanyways wrote: »

I have lots of sexy lingerie

Bring it all.

Colossal +a haon on the ice trays.
I don't like chocolate sauce/cream in that context - champagne, now THAT is where it's at! Splash out... so to speak.
Handcuffs, blindfold.

These are what I like - you may be different, but hopefully you've gotten some ideas...

994

Two sets of rosary beads and several bottles of holy water to erase the sin afterwards.

jagged

Condoms
Lube
Tissues...
oh and me:D

Dudess

A threesome - great idea!

Quality

Bring some good bubble bath, and shower gel for bathing together.

Champagne and strawberries..

Stilettoes.

A Camera.


And everything else above...:D

allandanyways

Jaysus these are all great replies... It's gonna be an interesting weekend...

Professey Chin

Lube
Handcuffs
Blindfold
Strap-on

Guaranteed he'll never forget it :pac:

................................actually forget the lube so itll be extra memorable

bronte

Have fun! and bring lube...you won't regret it!

Nevyn

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Lube
Handcuffs
Blindfold
Strap-on

Guaranteed he'll never forget it :pac:

................................actually forget the lube so itll be extra memorable

Yeah cos performing non consensual sex acts on your partner is so cool
so much so there is another term for it, rape and sexual assault.

tallaght01

Ah now in fairness, he never suggested she rape him!!!!

As an aside, as someone who had his prostate examined this week for the first time, I'd leave the oul strap-on at home

Joey the lips

Its depends on what type of dirty weeked.... but if i was being asked from a lads perspective


High heels
Stockings
Suspenders
G string
padded bra - no harm looking bigger
Massage oil
Sweet oil
loads of sweet smelling soap
Blindfold -silk (can have a duel use of tying uP)
Vibrator - If your up to him using it on you!
Fruity condoms - No harm in a sweet taste when your licking :eek:


Pref the edidable type in all the above.


What ever you bring make sure your comfortable there is nothing more off putting than seeing your women trying to impress you but being in pain and not enjoying

If my oh is in fluffy pink big pj's and wrapped up like a bug in a rug there is nothing more apealing to me

The trick is whatever you bring to enjoy

getz

lots of food and drink so you dont need to leave the cottage, and dont forget the oysters ,but maybe not, i had a dozen one night and only ten worked.

justsomebloke

drink, DVD's, a couple of good books.

It doesn't matter how dirty you think it is going to be you are going to have some down time, so don't be caught of gaurd and be prepared

Degsy

Clownsuit,hacksaw,washing line,chloroform.

Bluefoam

Degsy

Sleipnir

My, you people seem to need an inordinate amount of lubrication when having sex.

Not to mention condiments; anyone would think you all went away in order to make a gigantic sandwich.

allabouteve

Thaedydal wrote: »

Yeah cos performing non consensual sex acts on your partner is so cool
so much so there is another term for it, rape and sexual assault.

Jesus, lighten up. Know a joke when you see it, or at least when you see a smiley. Rape or assault isn't being recommended here.

Sleipnir wrote: »

My, you people seem to need an inordinate amount of lubrication when having sex.

Not to mention condiments; anyone would think you all went away in order to make a gigantic sandwich.

Lol.:D

the_dark_side

binoculars, a satelite phone, night vision googles, 1 bottle single malt, rizzlas, plenty of ambient mixes on laptop, bug repelant (v important), compass, key for the house, dont forget the loo roll

Piste

A good pair of wellies. Nothing worse than getting dirt on your jeans.

Professey Chin

Thaedydal wrote: »

Yeah cos performing non consensual sex acts on your partner is so cool
so much so there is another term for it, rape and sexual assault.

Christ relax.I was takin the piss
If you wanna go down that route lets ban all uses of handcuffs or blindfolds as you suggested yourself. I cant see so i dont know whats going on and therefore I dont consent. Assault :rolleyes:

I also like the way you picked out mine instead of the ones involving chloroform and shovels

Dudess

Sleipnir wrote:

My, you people seem to need an inordinate amount of lubrication when having sex.

LOL yeah, I was wondering about that too! Turned on enough and you ain't gonna need it... well for some stuff you will, but not LOADS of it.

And ice cream - bring ice cream!

Professey Chin

Dudess wrote: »

LOL yeah, I was wondering about that too! Turned on enough and you ain't gonna need it... well for some stuff you will, but not LOADS of it.

But I wanted to bring a slip n slide

Maddison

And to ensure its kinky from the offset wear a long coat & knee high boots with nothing but sexy underwear beneath
Subtly let your coat fall open & when he asks what you have on underneath smile & in your huskiest voice say ''nothing''.
When you arrive at your destination, unwrap & enjoy.

But as always be careful & carry a condom.;)

Bluefoam

Maddison wrote: »

But as always be careful & carry a condom.;)

& lube, plenty of lube!

Dudess

Maddison wrote: »

And to ensure its kinky from the offset wear a long coat & knee high boots with nothing but sexy underwear beneath
Subtly let your coat fall open & when he asks what you have on underneath smile & in your huskiest voice say ''nothing''.
When you arrive at your destination, unwrap & enjoy.

Ooh yes, me likes!

Maddison

Dudess wrote: »

Ooh yes, me likes!

I aim to please:D
And Bluefoam...of course we cant forget the lube but ensure that the lube is suitable for use with a condom as some lubes can take the spermicide off the condom.;)

Dudess

Maddison wrote: »

I aim to please:D

Well it's more that I like the idea of doing that myself

Maddison

Dudess wrote: »

Well it's more that I like the idea of doing that myself

You should defo try it.....Its fab:D
Especially if you out for a meal & let your OH know as he is about to start eating.....you shall not have dessert in that restaurant I can tell you;)