Favourite UFC quote

MrStuffins

During Roli Delgado v Paul Kelly

"He's got Crackhead control....... we call it that because if you wanted to control a crackhead, this is what you'd do"
JOE ROGAN

C0ward

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Not UFC, and not just one quote, but the whole interview is quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAcu6h2v7nI

Where was the watermelon?

cowzerp

cmb. wrote: »

Tanks V Matua post fight interview: I’m starting to get sexually aroused right now. You better get that off.

This does not sound as good as it does when you watch it, it was gas and my favourite funny comment in the ufc, Tank has loads as does Jim Brown due to his lack of knowledge..

MrStuffins

The best commentator ever on the ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHALLENGE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JubPpUnjIDw

My favourite fighter ever too, Taylor Tooley!

MrStuffins

"Sean Sherk is telling everybody, "I can take B.J. Penn down. What's he gonna do on his back?" The real question is, what is Sean Sherk gonna do when he gets on his back, and I'm sitting on him, and elbowing him in his face and punching his face, and licking the blood off his face while I'm punching him...what is he gonna do then? That is the question."

BJ Penn

nouveau_4.0

You can kick him off, or you can beat him off - Dana White re: Junie Browning being a dick

pablohoney87

Randy couture commentating on Rashad evans vs sean salmon,

Randy:"I think Rashad needs to abandon the high kick and switch to a low one. Its a new skill for him."
On mintue later rashad lands a fight ending head kick.
Randy: "OH SSSSHHHHHHH...... JESUS!"
Goldy: "What was that about the High kick?"

MrStuffins

GSP to Greg Jackson: "I think i pulled my groin"

Jackson: "I DON'T CARE, HIT HIM WITH IT!!"

Chewabacca

"Don't fear me [very long silence] fear the consequences" Paul Buentello.

"Omaplata" Joe Rogan

"That idiot had just nutted Phil Baroni" Cage Rage commentator

"I'm the best EVAH" the best ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIoWzsgV5mY

This covers alot of them.

Also the classic "im not impressed by your performance"

GSPfan

Ken Shamrock. The worlds most dangerous man.

The worst trash talk ever. But the best trash talk ever.

"You look good in that suit, cause that's all you'll be doing is wearing a suit!"

MrStuffins

GSPfan wrote: »

Ken Shamrock. The worlds most dangerous man.

The worst trash talk ever. But the best trash talk ever.

"You look good in that suit, cause that's all you'll be doing is wearing a suit!"

"I'll knock your hair black"

LOL!:pac:

GSPfan

"I'm gonna blast your ass." :eek:

"I'm gonna spank your ass."

This stuff is gold. Most people stick to just kicking someones ass.

RNCFAN

"I was doing this when BJ was on his Father's nut sack...*crazy look* I was fighting already"

Renzo Gracie.

I will die ****ting on my pants like everybody else, but knowing who I was, you know? Knowing for sure and truly who I was"

Renzo Gracie.

dave80

Rampage: "dont worry bout touching gloves, touch his face........ wit your fist"

kid chaos

“I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said aarg” – GSP

“I want to ****…..fight chuck” – Wanderlei

“That little ****er hit me with a Hadukan or something” – Nick Diaz on Gomi<<<<<<<<< Best

“90 percent of the game is half mental” – Tim Sylvia


“Im the oldest I’ve ever been, right now” – Tim Sylvia

Crazy Horse has lots

DrPhilG

All you need is Goldberg...

Joe Rogan: "Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down."

Goldberg: "I know what you're thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!"


Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"

Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."


Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"

Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."


Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."


Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"

Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"

Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"

Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"


UFC 68

Goldberg: "Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by..."

* Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*

Rogan: "Big right hand! Sylvia is down!"

Goldberg: "...Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday."


UFC 76 Machida vs. Nakamura

Mike Goldberg: "And here is Nakamura...entering the octagon for the 1st time...touching the fence for the first time."

Joe Rogan: "You running out things to say?"

Mike Goldberg: "Yeah. Kinda. You? You know, you could help out and chime in once in a while..."


Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"

Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"

Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"


"The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine vs Kerry Schall

Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."


Parisyan vs Burkman

Joe Rogan: "He's getting instructions in two different languages."

Mike Goldberg: "He understands them both!"


on Travis Lutter

Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"

Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"

Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"

Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."

Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"


Couture vs Gonzaga

Joe Rogan: "Here's a beautifull left hook by Gonzaga."

Mike Goldberg: "Yup, You can clearly see his nose explode there."

Joe Rogan: "I don't think that was it actually, the thing that damaged his nose was in a takedown."

Mike Goldberg: "Oh, Gotcha!"

* Clip of Randy taking Gonzaga down (not the headbutt one)

Goldberg: "Oh yeah, you're right, thats it, pardon me."

Rogan: "I don't think it was there either, i think it was in another takedown."

Goldberg: "Oh."

* Clip of Randy slamming Gonzaga, which caused the broken nose due to a headbutt*

Rogan: "I believe this is what caused it, watch as he takes Gonzaga down, they both collide heads, BAM, thats it, right there."

Goldberg: "Oh, good call, good call."


on "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver vs. John Lewis

* After "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver knocked Lewis out*

Goldberg: ""Lil' Eagle" flies again!"


Goldberg: "He's unrelentless!"


Goldberg: "That eye is rocked!"


And the best Goldie quote of all time...

Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"