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Favourite UFC quote

  • 03-06-2009 12:45pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭


    A few of mine are....

    "I just wanna be remembered as the best ever, is that too much to ask?" BJ PENN

    "I'm the Queen" MATT HUGHES

    "Matt Hughes is a dick" MATT SERRA

    "I'm going to beat you into a living death" KEN SHAMROCK

    "He's got the Rape Choke in place..." JOE ROGAN

    "Marvin Eastman's cut looked like a goat's vagina" JOE ROGAN


    I've got so many more that i just can't think of, and Rampage is a one man quote machine, but just to get the ball rolling.............


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Goldie - "Travis Lutter is the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    Karate's back! If you have a dream, go hard, it is possible, go hard! Now listen! Lyoto is the Champion, Thank You! - Guess who


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Charlie3dan


    Royce Gracie when he returned to the UFC to fight Matt Hughes:

    "this my house, I build it"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Evil_Clown


    " If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change. " (from Rocky)

    Nate Quarry after the Starnes fight, great tv


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Bas Rutten: “So you’re fighting Minowa.”

    Rampage: “Manure?”

    Bas Rutten: “No Minowa, what do u know about him?”

    Rampage: “I found out his name was Manure, I was like, damn, this guy must be the s#*t!”


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,016 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    During a Noguiera fight in Pride when he is on top, in north south position on Heath Herring -

    Bas Rutten - " what advice would you give heath herring "

    Rampage - " tell him to keep his mouth closed or he'll get a hairball "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 MMAgic


    Goldie: "Keith Jardine is lucky his name isnt Keith Johnstone or his nickname wouldnt make sense", ridiculous!lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Evil_Clown


    I haven't got this word for word but this is the jist of it anyway

    Rampage to Bas " I was kinda Jealous when Kevin Randelman came into Pride cos I wanted to be the token black guy, Damn"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Killme00


    "In a bar everything is a weapon"

    "Dangadata, dangata, DANG"

    Bas

    Cant remember his quote about the livershot at the moment but its a peach when you hear it in his voice.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    Killme00 wrote: »
    "In a bar everything is a weapon"

    "Dangadata, dangata, DANG"

    Bas

    Cant remember his quote about the livershot at the monet but its a peach when he hear it in his voice.

    Im watching the complete run of Pride at the moment and Im falling in love with Bas all over again. The MIB parody was gas.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,441 ✭✭✭Killme00


    "Doooon't youuuuu eveeeerrrr dooooo daaaatttt agaaaiiiinnn!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭pablohoney87


    "Lyoto machida will ahve a very bright future int he ufc. Just not right now"
    -Tito


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,063 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Joe Rogan (almost every fight) - "He doesn't actually have a grade, but you'd have to say he has black belt level Jiu-Jitsu!"

    Classic Goldie - "OOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR taleofthetape!"

    Not UFC, and not just one quote, but the whole interview is quality.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭Hephaestus


    Bas & Rampage are both funny but you just cant beat Don Frye for a laugh!



  • Registered Users Posts: 175 ✭✭Maynard


    Manhoef is being led to the PRIDE ring on a collar and a leash;

    Bas sees this; The leash is then detached from the collar

    Bas; "Go; You are free!"

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,927 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Said by GSP

    "Matt Hughes, in my last fight you said you werent impressed by me...well in this fight I was not impressed by you!!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 609 ✭✭✭Perfect fit


    “When I started, I used to go off just instincts. Then they took head butts away, so I had to learn some skills.” - Mark Coleman

    “My favorite fighter is Phil Baroni, and I’m pretty sure it’s yours too.” - Phil Baroni


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    When asked what the Matt Lindland fans would think of his trash talk...

    "There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan" PHIL BARONI


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭cactus jack


    not so much a quote as bad information.

    ufc 93 they showed bernard dunne & displayed under him that he won gold at the 1992 olympics.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    "Now is the time for black on black crime." - Rampage about Eastman.

    "I will beat you into a living death" - Shamrock to Tito, possibly the funniest thing i have ever heard.

    The below is a pretty hilarious turn in by Bas:

    Bas Rutten: He has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
    Stephen Quadros: Yes, well many of the fighters have a black belt.
    Bas Rutten: Yes, but in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu you cant buy your belt like in say, Tae Kwon Do.
    Stephen Quadros: Do you have any belts?
    Bas Rutten: I have a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    cant believe the qoute about the trains wasn't mentioned. I cant find it but i was during an early ufc, big John was in the locker room with a fighter asking him had he any questions and he went on a mad ramble about 'if a train left new york travelling at 60mph and a train left L.A etc...

    was funny when i read it first..


    edit: The best qoute i ever heard was Joe daddy to Luke in TUF finale, 'luke, i am your father'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Charlie3dan


    cant believe the qoute about the trains wasn't mentioned. I cant find it but i was during an early ufc, big John was in the locker room with a fighter asking him had he any questions and he went on a mad ramble about 'if a train left new york travelling at 60mph and a train left L.A etc...

    Think that was don frye........

    This isn't an MMA quote but i can't resist:
    "He called me a rapist and a recluse, I'm not a recluse"
    Mike Tyson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I forgot about Ross Pointon talking about how he would "release his Chi all over Kendells face".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    cant believe the qoute about the trains wasn't mentioned. I cant find it but i was during an early ufc, big John was in the locker room with a fighter asking him had he any questions and he went on a mad ramble about 'if a train left new york travelling at 60mph and a train left L.A etc...

    This was Dan Severn in his corner in the cage just before fighting Mark Coleman at UFC 12, i know this because i have been watching the UFC events in order from 1 upwards.

    I'm up to 22 now, you can actually see the sport evolving, it's great. Although those eatly ones are really hard to watch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    "Those UK guys crack me up, 'lets throw another shrimp on the barbie...'" ROB BROWNING


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 607 ✭✭✭cmb.


    Tank on fighting (and loosing to) Severn: I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury.

    Tanks V Matua post fight interview: I’m starting to get sexually aroused right now. You better get that off.

    Shammy: I will beat you into a living death.

    Bill Wallace: It’s an octagonal octagon.

    Jim Brown: All I saw was swinging. ( I miss Brown - the most unintentionally funny commentator in mma)

    Another similar Brownism: I don't know what kind of technique was used there, but there was a lot of kicking and punching.

    Brown on Tank: Tank’s a fantastic human being, as far as fighting’s concerned

    So many Goldie ones but most peoples favourite seems to be: He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.

    Pat Smiths corner during sa fight: Pat! Combinate him!

    Cabbage: To all those that thought I would lose…**** you!

    My favourite quote was UFC 12 think - Severn (asked by McCarthy if he had any queistions): Yeah, if a train left point A traveling 60 miles per hour and another train left point B . . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    "Ouch" - just about all of 'em!.

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭ShawnRaven


    Pretty much anything Dana White says during TUF 3 (and other series afterwards) relating to Noah Inhofer quitting the show after his missus has suspicions that he's cheated on her (despite the fact that he's living in a gaff full of MEN!). I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Jason Mc


    The guy in "Choke" who talked about the man who beats the man becomes the man, until that man gets beat and then the man who beat the man who beat the man becomes the man

    "We have a saying back home, if you're gonna bring it on, BRING IT ON" - mullet maniac bart vale


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭ginoginelli


    Fedor laughing at tim sylvia always cracks me up.

    "Tim Sylvia" (Fedor chuckles) "It was over very quickly" (chuckles) "He did not hit me at all"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FIV48powyU


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    During Roli Delgado v Paul Kelly

    "He's got Crackhead control....... we call it that because if you wanted to control a crackhead, this is what you'd do"
    JOE ROGAN


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 75 ✭✭C0ward


    Not UFC, and not just one quote, but the whole interview is quality.


    Where was the watermelon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭cowzerp


    cmb. wrote: »
    Tanks V Matua post fight interview: I’m starting to get sexually aroused right now. You better get that off.

    This does not sound as good as it does when you watch it, it was gas and my favourite funny comment in the ufc, Tank has loads as does Jim Brown due to his lack of knowledge..

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    The best commentator ever on the ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHALLENGE!



    My favourite fighter ever too, Taylor Tooley! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    "Sean Sherk is telling everybody, "I can take B.J. Penn down. What's he gonna do on his back?" The real question is, what is Sean Sherk gonna do when he gets on his back, and I'm sitting on him, and elbowing him in his face and punching his face, and licking the blood off his face while I'm punching him...what is he gonna do then? That is the question."

    BJ Penn


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭nouveau_4.0


    You can kick him off, or you can beat him off - Dana White re: Junie Browning being a dick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭pablohoney87


    Randy couture commentating on Rashad evans vs sean salmon,

    Randy:"I think Rashad needs to abandon the high kick and switch to a low one. Its a new skill for him."
    On mintue later rashad lands a fight ending head kick.
    Randy: "OH SSSSHHHHHHH...... JESUS!"
    Goldy: "What was that about the High kick?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    GSP to Greg Jackson: "I think i pulled my groin"

    Jackson: "I DON'T CARE, HIT HIM WITH IT!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Chewabacca


    "Don't fear me [very long silence] fear the consequences" Paul Buentello.

    "Omaplata" Joe Rogan

    "That idiot had just nutted Phil Baroni" Cage Rage commentator

    "I'm the best EVAH" the best ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIoWzsgV5mY

    This covers alot of them.

    Also the classic "im not impressed by your performance"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,843 ✭✭✭GSPfan


    Ken Shamrock. The worlds most dangerous man.



    The worst trash talk ever. But the best trash talk ever.

    "You look good in that suit, cause that's all you'll be doing is wearing a suit!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    GSPfan wrote: »
    Ken Shamrock. The worlds most dangerous man.



    The worst trash talk ever. But the best trash talk ever.

    "You look good in that suit, cause that's all you'll be doing is wearing a suit!"

    "I'll knock your hair black"

    LOL!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,843 ✭✭✭GSPfan


    "I'm gonna blast your ass." :eek:

    "I'm gonna spank your ass." ;)

    This stuff is gold. Most people stick to just kicking someones ass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭RNCFAN


    "I was doing this when BJ was on his Father's nut sack...*crazy look* I was fighting already"

    Renzo Gracie.

    I will die ****ting on my pants like everybody else, but knowing who I was, you know? Knowing for sure and truly who I was"

    Renzo Gracie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭dave80


    Rampage: "dont worry bout touching gloves, touch his face........ wit your fist"


  • Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭kid chaos


    “I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said aarg” – GSP

    “I want to ****…..fight chuck” – Wanderlei

    “That little ****er hit me with a Hadukan or something” – Nick Diaz on Gomi<<<<<<<<< Best

    “90 percent of the game is half mental” – Tim Sylvia


    “Im the oldest I’ve ever been, right now” – Tim Sylvia

    Crazy Horse has lots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,505 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    All you need is Goldberg...

    Joe Rogan: "Think of leg kicks as like in a video game. The more they take, their power goes right down."

    Goldberg: "I know what you're thinking, mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP!"



    Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"

    Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."


    Joe Rogan: "Karo is wide open!"

    Mike Goldberg: "Diaz smells the opening."



    Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"

    Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"

    Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."

    Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."

    Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."



    Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"

    Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"

    Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"

    Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"



    UFC 68

    Goldberg: "Welcome back, Randy Couture. This fight brought to you by..."

    * Sylvia gets knocked down in the first 8 seconds*

    Rogan: "Big right hand! Sylvia is down!"

    Goldberg: "...Shooter. Starring Mark Wahlberg in theatres next Friday."


    UFC 76 Machida vs. Nakamura

    Mike Goldberg: "And here is Nakamura...entering the octagon for the 1st time...touching the fence for the first time."

    Joe Rogan: "You running out things to say?"

    Mike Goldberg: "Yeah. Kinda. You? You know, you could help out and chime in once in a while..."



    Mike Goldberg: "Don't forget coming up next it's Blade the series...plenty of action, violence, vampire sexuality!"

    Rogan: "Vampire sexuality, what's that?"

    Goldberg: "I don't know, it was on a card they put in front of me"



    "The Dean of Mean" Keith Jardine vs Kerry Schall

    Goldberg: "If Jardine's last name were Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean would make no sense."


    Parisyan vs Burkman

    Joe Rogan: "He's getting instructions in two different languages."

    Mike Goldberg: "He understands them both!"



    on Travis Lutter

    Mike Goldberg: "He's like the Michael Jordan of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!"

    Joe Rogan: "No, he's not"

    Mike Goldberg: "Larry Bird?"

    Joe Rogan: "Uhm, no."

    Mike Goldberg: "Kobe Bryant?"



    Couture vs Gonzaga

    Joe Rogan: "Here's a beautifull left hook by Gonzaga."

    Mike Goldberg: "Yup, You can clearly see his nose explode there."

    Joe Rogan: "I don't think that was it actually, the thing that damaged his nose was in a takedown."

    Mike Goldberg: "Oh, Gotcha!"

    * Clip of Randy taking Gonzaga down (not the headbutt one)

    Goldberg: "Oh yeah, you're right, thats it, pardon me."

    Rogan: "I don't think it was there either, i think it was in another takedown."

    Goldberg: "Oh."

    * Clip of Randy slamming Gonzaga, which caused the broken nose due to a headbutt*

    Rogan: "I believe this is what caused it, watch as he takes Gonzaga down, they both collide heads, BAM, thats it, right there."

    Goldberg: "Oh, good call, good call."



    on "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver vs. John Lewis

    * After "Lil' Evil" Jens Pulver knocked Lewis out*

    Goldberg: ""Lil' Eagle" flies again!"



    Goldberg: "He's unrelentless!"


    Goldberg: "That eye is rocked!"


    And the best Goldie quote of all time...

    Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"


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