How to bed a Scot in a kilt?

toucan · 29-05-2009 4:56pm #1

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

Wagon · 29-05-2009 4:59pm

toucan wrote: »

I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

Yeah, good luck with that.

bren2002 · 29-05-2009 4:59pm

They'll all be over for the rugby next Feb / Mar, apart from that - hang around temple bar at the weekends - bound to be loads of stags in there

Mena · 29-05-2009 5:01pm

toucan wrote: »

but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

bren2002 wrote: »

They'll all be over for the rugby next Feb / Mar, apart from that - hang around temple bar at the weekends - bound to be loads of stags in there

Read the OP maybe!

To the OP, walk up to one in a kilt and say "Hi, will you sleep with me with your kilt on?".

Done. Guaranteed.

toucan · 29-05-2009 5:03pm

Mena wrote: »

Read the OP maybe!

To the OP, walk up to one in a kilt and say "Hi, will you sleep with me with your kilt on?".

Done. Guaranteed.

LOL. So they do wear kilts besides for formal occasions? I would be able to see them walking around Glasgow?? In a pub in a kilt?

waraf · 29-05-2009 5:03pm

I love you OP

Saibh · 29-05-2009 5:04pm

waraf wrote: »

I love you OP

All you need now is to be Scottish, male and wear a kilt and the op will love you back as well

TheZohanS · 29-05-2009 5:11pm

toucan wrote: »

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

Only if you're hot.

Regards,

Zohan McCloud.

An Fear Aniar · 29-05-2009 5:13pm

I spent a day in Glasgow some years ago. I saw one bloke in a kilt. He looked like Rab C Nesbitt.

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glasgowghirl · 29-05-2009 5:15pm

toucan wrote: »

LOL. So they do wear kilts besides for formal occasions? I would be able to see them walking around Glasgow?? In a pub in a kilt?

You won't see anyone wearing a kilt in the pub unless there's a rugby or football match on. Might find someone in a nightclub who's been to a wedding. Or maybe the hotel you're staying in does weddings?

toucan · 29-05-2009 5:18pm

TheZohan wrote: »

Only if you're hot.

Regards,

Zohan McCloud.

Yes...I'm smoking hot...lol..But seriously there must be someone on here with the information I seek!!!

DrumSteve · 29-05-2009 5:20pm

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

Mad damp.

toucan · 29-05-2009 5:22pm

DrumSteve wrote: »

Mad damp.

What do you mean?

waraf · 29-05-2009 5:23pm

Saibh wrote: »

All you need now is to be Scottish, male and wear a kilt and the op will love you back as well

Well I am male, I can do a poor Sean Connery and I'm sure one of my sisters could lend me a skirt. How about that OP? :pac:

TheZohanS · 29-05-2009 5:23pm

toucan wrote: »

Yes...I'm smoking hot...lol..But seriously there must be someone on here with the information I seek!!!

http://www.edfringe.com/

You'll find all the kilts you want there.

The Al Lad · 29-05-2009 5:23pm

toucan wrote: »

What do you mean?

Means damp...means slut / mad for dickie

Anyway to me you sound like a bunny boiler

DrumSteve · 29-05-2009 5:26pm

The Al Lad wrote: »

Means damp...means slut / mad for dickie

Anyway to me you sound like a bunny boiler

you describe it better than i ever could. +1

Radharc na Sleibhte · 29-05-2009 5:27pm

Is the OP female?
I can't get the thoughts of two groundskeeper willies going at it in just their kilts outta my head.

Fratton Fred · 29-05-2009 5:28pm

More chance of seeing a kilt in temple bar than scotland tbh. Most scotsmen only have sex with their sister as well, so you might be out of luck.

Tin hat on and waiting for haggis smelling abuse!!

The Al Lad · 29-05-2009 5:30pm

Actually I have a kilt in my house and haven't had me hole in a while, I'm sure I could dig it out along with a nice bottle of buckfast

Fratton Fred · 29-05-2009 5:30pm

Btw OP, you shoul go for a McDonald, I hear they have a big mac and two quarter pounders, but usually with cheese!

toucan · 29-05-2009 5:31pm

The Al Lad wrote: »

Means damp...means slut / mad for dickie

Anyway to me you sound like a bunny boiler

I am a slut because I would like to have a one night stand with a Scottish man? Men do it all the time...

Anyway, bunny boilers are not the ones looking for one night stands. They are the ones who get all clingy.

Some men like blonds. Others have a thing for women in nurses uniforms...others like women in boots or whatever..I don't think it's really that odd..

TheZohanS · 29-05-2009 5:31pm

MikeySligo wrote: »

Is the OP female?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ln8LaOA8jE

DrumSteve · 29-05-2009 5:33pm

toucan wrote: »

I am a slut because I would like to have a one night stand with a Scottish man? Men do it all the time...

Anyway, bunny boilers are not the ones looking for one night stands. They are the ones who get all clingy.

Some men like blonds. Others have a thing for women in nurses uniforms...others like women in boots or whatever..I don't think it's really that odd..

none of my mates do...

Macky O'Velley · 29-05-2009 5:34pm

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

Are you a man or a woman?

toucan · 29-05-2009 5:35pm

Macky O'Velley wrote: »

Are you a man or a woman?

A woman!!!

The Al Lad · 29-05-2009 5:39pm

toucan wrote: »

I am a slut because I would like to have a one night stand with a Scottish man? Men do it all the time...

YES ...but

WE ARE MEN

DrumSteve · 29-05-2009 5:41pm

toucan wrote: »

A woman!!!

Niiiiicccccceeee.... as the man might say.

Sergeantyates

Hagar · 29-05-2009 5:42pm

[Macho]And men's men at that. [/macho]

TheZohanS · 29-05-2009 5:45pm

Hagar wrote: »

[Macho]And men's men at that. [/macho]

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

That's what kind of man I am.

Wibbs · 29-05-2009 5:51pm

I have a kilt, but sadly you will have seen better legs on an oil rig.

Terry · 29-05-2009 5:53pm

toucan wrote: »

Yes...I'm smoking hot...lol..But seriously there must be someone on here with the information I seek!!!

First off, pics or GTFO.

Secondly, you're female. It's not like you have to spend all night trying to woo a would be partner. Look at a man and he's yours.

Terry · 29-05-2009 5:53pm

Wibbs wrote: »

I have a kilt, but sadly you will have seen better legs on an oil rig.

Don't you have somewhere else to be at the moment?

Amy33 · 29-05-2009 5:56pm

Scotsmen are nothing but trouble, stay well away, I'm speaking from experience here....

Hagar · 29-05-2009 5:59pm

Hey Terry you just reminded me.
The lepers are minding the Asylum tonight.
Ah well I just cracked a new bottle of LIDL's finest cheap white rum, the night is ours.

dr.bollocko · 29-05-2009 6:04pm

Hey OP.
One can have a dream baby.
Toucan make a dream so real.
One can talk about being in love
Toucan say how they really feel.

You go get your Scottish skirt wearing demi-girl OP. You go get him.

toucan · 29-05-2009 6:07pm

trish990 wrote: »

Scotsmen are nothing but trouble, stay well away, I'm speaking from experience here....

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

Saibh · 29-05-2009 6:08pm

toucan wrote: »

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

You think they are the delicate male members of AH - wait till you meet the rest of them

DrumSteve · 29-05-2009 6:10pm

toucan wrote: »

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

we have sensibilites now?

Terry · 29-05-2009 6:10pm

Hagar wrote: »

Hey Terry you just reminded me.
The lepers are minding the Asylum tonight.
Ah well I just cracked a new bottle of LIDL's finest cheap white rum, the night is ours.

I'm the only representative tonight.
The other are either pussies or live on the other side of the country or the other side of the world.
Now who doesn't live on the other side of the country or the other side of the world and also is an AH mod...

Terry · 29-05-2009 6:12pm

toucan wrote: »

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

Only the AH mods will get this...
http://www.s9.com/images/portraits/24009_Piper-Roddy.jpg

toucan · 29-05-2009 6:17pm

Terry wrote: »

Only the AH mods will get this...
http://www.s9.com/images/portraits/24009_Piper-Roddy.jpg

Well, he's not bad but I think I prefer the green and black kilts...

af_thefragile · 29-05-2009 6:19pm

trish990 wrote: »

Scotsmen are nothing but trouble, stay well away, I'm speaking from experience here....

Same goes for the chicks...
bad..bad...experience...

jbl123 · 30-05-2009 12:47pm

MikeySligo wrote: »

Is the OP female?
I can't get the thoughts of two groundskeeper willies going at it in just their kilts outta my head.

That image is going to give me nightmares for a week...thanks for that.

Joey the lips · 30-05-2009 1:09pm

You need to PM "A Dub in glasgow" your sorted! you can maybe make republician babies

Crann na Beatha · 30-05-2009 1:15pm

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jbl123 · 30-05-2009 1:24pm

Mena wrote: »

To the OP, walk up to one in a kilt and say "Hi, will you sleep with me with your kilt on?".

Done. Guaranteed.

Do you honestly think that would work for the OP? I doubt Scotsmen are THAT easy!! lol.

Gordon · 30-05-2009 1:37pm

There are a number of Glaswegians wearing kilts today as it's a gorgeous day, good hunting, op.

weeder · 30-05-2009 2:14pm

OP, get yourself to cobh, co cork tomorrow for an abundance of kilted men

Abi · 30-05-2009 2:51pm

I had a fling with a Scot, he let me look up his skirt too. Etc.

dtwhaler · 30-05-2009 3:03pm

jbl123 wrote: »

Do you honestly think that would work for the OP? I doubt Scotsmen are THAT easy!! lol.

Eh .... yes........... We are.

Or was before I got married to a nice Irish girl.

Glasgow aint the place for kilts. Edinburgh's what you're looking for. You'll see plenty more there.

How to bed a Scot in a kilt?

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