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How to bed a Scot in a kilt?

toucan

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

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Terry

toucan wrote: »

Yes...I'm smoking hot...lol..But seriously there must be someone on here with the information I seek!!!

First off, pics or GTFO.

Secondly, you're female. It's not like you have to spend all night trying to woo a would be partner. Look at a man and he's yours.

Terry

Wibbs wrote: »

I have a kilt, but sadly you will have seen better legs on an oil rig.

Don't you have somewhere else to be at the moment?

Amy33

Scotsmen are nothing but trouble, stay well away, I'm speaking from experience here....

Hagar

Hey Terry you just reminded me.
The lepers are minding the Asylum tonight.
Ah well I just cracked a new bottle of LIDL's finest cheap white rum, the night is ours.

dr.bollocko

Hey OP.
One can have a dream baby.
Toucan make a dream so real.
One can talk about being in love
Toucan say how they really feel.

You go get your Scottish skirt wearing demi-girl OP. You go get him.

toucan

trish990 wrote: »

Scotsmen are nothing but trouble, stay well away, I'm speaking from experience here....

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

Saibh

toucan wrote: »

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

You think they are the delicate male members of AH - wait till you meet the rest of them

DrumSteve

toucan wrote: »

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

we have sensibilites now?

Terry

Hagar wrote: »

Hey Terry you just reminded me.
The lepers are minding the Asylum tonight.
Ah well I just cracked a new bottle of LIDL's finest cheap white rum, the night is ours.

I'm the only representative tonight.
The other are either pussies or live on the other side of the country or the other side of the world.
Now who doesn't live on the other side of the country or the other side of the world and also is an AH mod...

Terry

toucan wrote: »

Well trouble is what I'm looking for...lol.

But how bad could they be? it's not like I'm looking to marry one, just a fling..even though that seems to offend the delicate sensibilities of the male population of AH:p

Only the AH mods will get this...
http://www.s9.com/images/portraits/24009_Piper-Roddy.jpg

toucan

Terry wrote: »

Only the AH mods will get this...
http://www.s9.com/images/portraits/24009_Piper-Roddy.jpg

Well, he's not bad but I think I prefer the green and black kilts...

af_thefragile

trish990 wrote: »

Scotsmen are nothing but trouble, stay well away, I'm speaking from experience here....

Same goes for the chicks...
bad..bad...experience...

jbl123

MikeySligo wrote: »

Is the OP female?
I can't get the thoughts of two groundskeeper willies going at it in just their kilts outta my head.

That image is going to give me nightmares for a week...thanks for that.

Joey the lips

You need to PM "A Dub in glasgow" your sorted! you can maybe make republician babies

Crann na Beatha

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jbl123

Mena wrote: »

To the OP, walk up to one in a kilt and say "Hi, will you sleep with me with your kilt on?".

Done. Guaranteed.

Do you honestly think that would work for the OP? I doubt Scotsmen are THAT easy!! lol.

Gordon

There are a number of Glaswegians wearing kilts today as it's a gorgeous day, good hunting, op.

weeder

OP, get yourself to cobh, co cork tomorrow for an abundance of kilted men

Abi

I had a fling with a Scot, he let me look up his skirt too. Etc.

dtwhaler

jbl123 wrote: »

Do you honestly think that would work for the OP? I doubt Scotsmen are THAT easy!! lol.

Eh .... yes........... We are.

Or was before I got married to a nice Irish girl.

Glasgow aint the place for kilts. Edinburgh's what you're looking for. You'll see plenty more there.

Wagon

toucan wrote: »

Yes...I'm smoking hot...lol..But seriously there must be someone on here with the information I seek!!!

The fact that you came onto AH looking for serious answers leads me to believe that you are fat...

but your a woman, so it's still pretty easy to get yer hole

Just ask a kilt wearing scot for sex. If he refuses than move onto the next kilt wearing scot and keep going until you find someone. Should take about 10 minutes.

dtwhaler

Wagon wrote: »

Should take about 10 minutes.

Here ....... nobody told me I had to do it twice !

TPD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-DtAXBUpI

BusterGonad

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

Wear a nice 'cholesterol necklace' made of fried eggs and rashers on piece of string. No Scotsman will be able to resist you.

toucan

That's actually really good idea, BusterGonad. I'm quite a good cook. Maybe if I promise to make him a delicious grease-filled meal that would seal the deal? Only problem is no kitchen in the hotel room!

Graham_B18C

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

whatduck

Grahamo999 wrote: »

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

I can see it now Grahamo999 kilt around his neck servicing OP while the rest of the kilt wearing AH punters queue up outside the door. Is that what your really wrangling OP?

Leprachaun

toucan wrote: »

Please don't laugh at me...I've always had this thing for kilts. Now that I'm single I would like to make this fantasy happen.

I haven't been to Scotland since I was a child and don't remember much about it, but I will be heading to Glasgow soon for a conference..

Would I be able to find a man in a kilt there? Where would they be? Are they mainly only in kilts for special occasions like weddings? If I managed to pull a Scot would he think I was an absolute freak if I asked him to wear the kilt?

Do the Scotsman tend to go for Irish ladies?
I'm dead serious so any real advice would be grand.

I'll wear a kilt for ya if you'd like.

EDIT:

Grahamo999 wrote: »

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

Damnit,beat me to it.

carly_86

If u want a real scotts man in a kilt u'll find them up the highlands

BusterGonad

Grahamo999 wrote: »

I have a kilt and I'll put on a Scottish accent if ya like? Give ya a good ride!

Leprachaun wrote: »

I'll wear a kilt for ya if you'd like.

Before you offer your services bear in mind she fancies Scotsmen so she either has terrible eyesight or is quite happy to settle for less because she isn't much to look at.