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Pat Condell is back and angrier than ever

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Eww. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Holy hell, he is pissed off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,045 ✭✭✭Húrin


    The first half was pretty funny, but the second half was the usual "embrace atheism and ye shall be saved" (from violence, psychological dead weight, etc) stuff.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Húrin wrote: »
    The first half was pretty funny, but the second half was the usual "embrace atheism and ye shall be saved" (from violence, psychological dead weight, etc) stuff.
    I didn't hear any business about being "saved", rather a call for humanity to simply grow up and move on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    He certainly has a way with words. "This useless lump of fossilized thought!"

    I quite liked his observation that no matter who you are or what you believe, there is someone, somewhere who hates you because of religion.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭pts


    I'm a bit shocked that he missed the opportunity at 1:20 to say: "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" :Dimg_3.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    And who says you can't polish a turd. He wraps each passing oral bowel movement with a sweet wrapping of snappy phrases and nice language. Every so often though, the steam appears, followed by the stench. A turd dressed as a rose will be revealed when one moves in to have a smell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    JimiTime wrote: »
    And who says you can't polish a turd. He wraps each passing oral bowel movement with a sweet wrapping of snappy phrases and nice language. Every so often though, the steam appears, followed by the stench. A turd dressed as a rose will be revealed when one moves in to have a smell.

    Would you say the same if he was making exactly the same points about something that wasn't a cherished belief of yours? Or do you think maybe there's some bias in your dismissal of him?

    For example, do you see no merit in the point that everyone is born with millions of enemies because of religion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭CerebralCortex


    JimiTime wrote: »
    And who says you can't polish a turd. He wraps each passing oral bowel movement with a sweet wrapping of snappy phrases and nice language. Every so often though, the steam appears, followed by the stench. A turd dressed as a rose will be revealed when one moves in to have a smell.

    Huh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    JimiTime wrote: »
    And who says you can't polish a turd. He wraps each passing oral bowel movement with a sweet wrapping of snappy phrases and nice language. Every so often though, the steam appears, followed by the stench. A turd dressed as a rose will be revealed when one moves in to have a smell.

    Aww, did he hurt your precious feelings?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    Would you say the same if he was making exactly the same points about something that wasn't a cherished belief of yours? Or do you think maybe there's some bias in your dismissal of him?


    Well he's not talking about me or my beliefs. He's talking about his beliefs, and what he 'thinks' my beliefs are. Bias doesn't really come into it. If someone was ranting about a flat earth, would you call it biased to call it stupid? You holding the belief in a spherical earth and all.
    For example, do you see no merit in the point that everyone is born with millions of enemies because of religion?

    I see such a thing as laughable, bigotted, propaganda. Its snappy though, and one can make sense of it and go 'Yeah, he's right'. Thats what propaganda is. Its still pure sh!te.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Aww, did he hurt your precious feelings?

    Nope.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭Rev Hellfire


    I truly loved that video.

    Now that's the sort of god I can relate too, proper smiting and killing with abandon.
    If you're going to have all that power you may as well abuse it cthulhu.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    JimiTime wrote: »
    Well he's not talking about me or my beliefs. He's talking about his beliefs, and what he 'thinks' my beliefs are. Bias doesn't really come into it. If someone was ranting about a flat earth, would you call it biased to call it stupid? You holding the belief in a spherical earth and all.


    I see such a thing as laughable, bigotted, propaganda. Its snappy though, and one can make sense of it and go 'Yeah, he's right'. Thats what propaganda is. Its still pure sh!te.

    Right so......

    I must say if he was talking about a flat earth I wouldn't be getting as worked up about it as you clearly are


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Zillah wrote: »
    He certainly has a way with words. "This useless lump of fossilized thought!"

    I liked that particular quotation. :)

    I look forward to watching some of the more 'enlightened' video rsponses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    JimiTime wrote: »
    And who says you can't polish a turd. He wraps each passing oral bowel movement with a sweet wrapping of snappy phrases and nice language. Every so often though, the steam appears, followed by the stench. A turd dressed as a rose will be revealed when one moves in to have a smell.

    You could have just said: "He's talking shyte". Pat Condell is great though. Have you seen the death threats he gets from the religious folk? It's absolutely mental.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Overblood wrote: »
    You could have just said: "He's talking shyte". Pat Condell is great though. Have you seen the death threats he gets from the religious folk? It's absolutely mental.

    "You're wrong Pat, God is all loving and forgiving, now die and burn in hell!!!" :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    Galvasean wrote: »
    "You're wrong Pat, God is all loving and forgiving, now die and burn in hell!!!" :mad:

    Ha! That's nothing. It's much worse. How about:
    YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WIL BURN IN THE LAKE OF BRIMSTONE YOU SORRY ASS COCK SUCKING MOTHER****ER.
    READ THE BIBLE INSTEAD OF BURNING IT AND YOU WILL REALIZE THAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS OUR FRIEND AND IT IS YOU THE BLASPHMER WHO WILL BE ETERNALLY TORTURED
    ur just a ignornat whtie son of a bitch that needs to b bheaded wid a blunt knife
    i cannot fcuking wait until you die (which will be probably soon) and stand before your creator.
    u are a son of a bitch ! fcuk u and fcuk every body loves u ! if i see u in the streets i swear i am going to cut ur head off
    To pat

    I will kill you.
    listen careflly

    mark my words. when i see you im going to punch your fcuking face...
    u suck

    you'll die a slow painful death you motherfcuker. Assholes like you have
    made us Muslims stronger. fcuk u old bitch.


    IF I FIND YOUR UGLY FACE IM GONNA SMASH IT OFF WITH A MACHETE OK
    IF I SEE YU IN PUBLIC I WILL NIFE U .IF U DONT START TAKING DOWN THESE ANTI ISLAM VIDEOS I WILL BE SENDING YOUR PICTURE TO ALL MY BROTHERS IN LONDON (ABOUT 1000 OF THEM) AND THEY WILL DO THE SAME AND YOU WILL HAVE WISHED THAT U WERE NOT EVEN BORN,
    YOU HAVE 2 HOURS STARTING FROM WHEN YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE

    ALLAH HU AKBAR
    Word to God if u see ur face anywhere on the street i will persoanlly knock the living **** outta u
    fcuk u pat u fcukin cum to east london i’ll fcukin shoot u in the tit
    you better watch your back, or you might end up in some torture facility where you’ll end up crying like the little bitch that you are and then get your penis chopped off and after that, have your head slowly sawed off.
    i can’t believe you haven’t been murdered yet!
    if u were right here id get my dads gun and shot in yer ****ing face!!!

    FLAG THIS ****!!! JESUS FOREVER!!!
    i hope god strikes you down where you stand and the devil ass rapes you in hell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Overblood wrote: »
    Ha! That's nothing. It's much worse. How about:



    Love one another as I have loved you. -Some Guy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭OK-Cancel-Apply


    That was an ok video. Better than his usual tabloidesque rants where he tries to whip up more hatred against British Muslims.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Sam Vimes wrote: »
    Right so......

    I must say if he was talking about a flat earth I wouldn't be getting as worked up about it as you clearly are

    Worked up, me???!!! How dare you you upstart poxy f***kin....:pac:

    Seriously though, I certainly wouldn't get worked up about this guys rantings. For all I know he was a victim of abuse, and has a deep bitterness and loathing. In such a case, I would have an empathy for him. Who knows why he rants as he does. What I do know though, is that unfortunately people like yourselves seem to think he's alright. Some taken in by his velvet tongue. I suppose I've seen his preconceptions and attitude on these boards, so maybe he just appeals to some folks preconceptions. For what its worth though, its still a verbal bowel movement.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Overblood wrote: »
    You could have just said: "He's talking shyte".

    That'd be too bland. I was waiting for an, 'Oh the irony', post from one of you, but it never came:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    JimiTime wrote: »
    That'd be too bland. I was waiting for an, 'Oh the irony', post from one of you, but it never came:(

    I was more thinking of the time Condell said 'slander is saying something that's not true, so if I say that religion is the art of sugar-coating a turd and selling it to you as a donut, that wouldn't be slander because it is of course absolutely true.'

    Just your quote reminded me of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    JimiTime wrote: »
    That'd be too bland. I was waiting for an, 'Oh the irony', post from one of you, but it never came:(

    I was well aware that you were aware that you were polishing a turd!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    That was an ok video. Better than his usual tabloidesque rants where he tries to whip up more hatred against British Muslims.

    And why not? There is a cesspit of violent muslims festering in England. Why not speak out against it? At least he's not ordering fatwah's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Overblood wrote: »
    I was well aware that you were aware that you were polishing a turd!

    And even in thinking that you resisted the 'oh the irony' post. Impressive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭OK-Cancel-Apply


    Overblood wrote: »
    And why not? There is a cesspit of violent muslims festering in England. Why not speak out against it? At least he's not ordering fatwah's.

    Why not? Well I don't believe in whipping up hatred against anybody...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    Why not? Well I don't believe in whipping up hatred against anybody...

    You don't really think that do you? Do you want me to start listing out some really bad people?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Overblood wrote: »
    You don't really think that do you? Do you want me to start listing out some really bad people?

    There is a difference between being specific and being sweeping.
    i.e. Abu Hamza is a dangerous bigot, who would like to see innocent people fry due to his warped view of Islam.
    Versus.
    Muslims are dangerous bigots who would like to see innocent people fry.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭OK-Cancel-Apply


    Overblood wrote: »
    You don't really think that do you? Do you want me to start listing out some really bad people?

    Well, JimiTime basically said it all. There probably aren't as many Muslim nut jobs in the UK as some would like people to believe. Just seems that every few decades, a new religious or ethnic group is in the firing line, and people like Pat Condell do nothing to ease tensions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    JimiTime wrote: »
    Worked up, me???!!! How dare you you upstart poxy f***kin....:pac:

    Seriously though, I certainly wouldn't get worked up about this guys rantings. For all I know he was a victim of abuse, and has a deep bitterness and loathing. In such a case, I would have an empathy for him. Who knows why he rants as he does. What I do know though, is that unfortunately people like yourselves seem to think he's alright. Some taken in by his velvet tongue. I suppose I've seen his preconceptions and attitude on these boards, so maybe he just appeals to some folks preconceptions. For what its worth though, its still a verbal bowel movement.

    Reported for personal abuse ;)


    While he uses a very confrontational tone and is very disrespectful, I think he makes some good points. I just had another look at the video and, although I wouldn't put it as insultingly as him, the only part I really disagree with is that he said people can't relate to each other through anything but violence, I have more faith in us :).

    The god of the old testament is, for want of a better word, a monster. A spiteful, vengeful, genocidal maniac. There are indeed many people in the world who hate you just because of your religion. I do believe jesus brought in the idea of hell to scare people because he knew he wasn't the son of god, god's eagerness to be worshipped does make him look vain and shallow, not enjoying life will get you into heaven faster, I think religion does hold knowledge back and I do think we'd be better off if people got rid of the "useless lump of fossilised thought" (not to be confused with wanting to force them to drop it),

    So, all in all, he makes some good points but in a bad way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭Goduznt Xzst


    finally a unifying cause for all the worlds fanatical religions... hatred of Pat Condell

    For a comedian he's not very funny though :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    I love him. I invited him to speak with the UCD Humanist Society, but sadly he said he wasn't doing any engagements :(. Ah well...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    He just about sums up atheism for me but doesnt dress it up intellectually as sophisticated thought.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    CDfm wrote: »
    He just about sums up atheism for me but doesnt dress it up intellectually as sophisticated thought.

    This statement above says absolutely nothing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    This statement above says absolutely nothing.

    Its allegorical:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    This statement above says absolutely nothing.

    The Ignorant Atheist?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    JimiTime wrote: »
    I certainly wouldn't get worked up about this guys rantings. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, and has a deep bitterness and loathing. In such a case, I would have an empathy for him. Who knows why he rants as he does.

    Whatever about the rest of your post which is bewildering, why in your gods name would you post something like that???
    For all I know xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    WTF?
    That is not only an insult to those who were abused but is a throw away remark at a man that you do not know and has no way of defending himself simply because he does not agree with your beliefs. In light of recent events, done I might add with protection from the management of certain christian organisations, I find that comment disgraceful, I find it hard to believe you call yourself a christian.

    The irony here of course is that that kind of comment is exactly what his posting was about but you prob dont even realise it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Whatever about the rest of your post which is bewildering, why in your gods name would you post something like that???



    WTF?
    That is not only an insult to those who were abused but is a throw away remark at a man that you do not know and has no way of defending himself simply because he does not agree with your beliefs. In light of recent events, done I might add with protection from the management of certain christian organisations, I find that comment disgraceful, I find it hard to believe you call yourself a christian.

    The irony here of course is that that kind of comment is exactly what his posting was about but you prob dont even realise it.

    Ok. I can't really hear you from that height though, if you came down of that horse I'd hear you better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    JimiTime wrote: »
    Ok. I can't really hear you from that height though, if you came down of that horse I'd hear you better.

    ??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    ??

    I am percieving your 'post' as bombast and stupidity. You have climbed on your high horse without any justifiable reason. If you read my post in such a manner, fair enough, I'll leave you in your disgust. I'm certainly not going to defend my post against such inept reasoning though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    JimiTime wrote: »
    I am percieving your 'post' as bombast and stupidity. You have climbed on your high horse without any justifiable reason. If you read my post in such a manner, fair enough, I'll leave you in your disgust. I'm certainly not going to defend my post against such inept reasoning though.

    So so sorry, how dare I get insulted by your thoughtful and well constructed post calling someone a rape victim because you watched a vid of him and didnt like it, as for your reply to me, well what can I say... inspired, sense less, as in whats your point?
    stupidity? high horse? justifiable reason? defend? inept reasoning?

    Wha?

    You post your sordid little post and when you get pulled on it you throw it back to me in as a personal attack?

    And why may i be so cheeky to ask did you put a thank you on my post? that is if such an question isnt too stupid.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    So so sorry, how dare I get insulted by your thoughtful and well constructed post calling someone a rape victim because you watched a vid of him and didnt like it, as for your reply to me, well what can I say... inspired, sense less, as in whats your point?
    stupidity? high horse? justifiable reason? defend? inept reasoning?

    Wha?

    You post your sordid little post and when you get pulled on it you throw it back to me in as a personal attack?

    And why may i be so cheeky to ask did you put a thank you on my post? that is if such an question isnt too stupid.......

    Out of all the Christians that come to visit A+A, I find Jimi B]offensive personal comment removed by moderator[/B. I know this will probably get me a rap on the knuckles, but I have to say it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Out of all the Christians that come to visit A+A, I find Jimi B]offensive personal comment removed by moderator[/B. I know this will probably get me a rap on the knuckles, but I have to say it.

    It probably wont because that would make you a martyr.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    CDfm wrote: »
    It probably wont because that would make you a martyr.

    No, Asia and Dades are fairly consistent in their modding. I expect something. It doesn't change my opinion, however.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    No, Asia and Dades are fairly consistent in their modding. I expect something. It doesn't change my opinion, however.

    Yes Pat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,609 ✭✭✭Flamed Diving


    CDfm wrote: »
    Yes Pat

    Bravo.

    *clap... clap... clap...*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    The irony here of course is that that kind of comment is exactly what his posting was about but you prob dont even realise it.
    (sorry to quote myself)

    Yep, old Pat Condell was dead right. paralysed with fossil ideas people of religion just hate you even though they dont know you, to jimitime Pat is a heathen who must have under gone a serious trama and have mental health issues to speak like that, I am just an atheist, and the fires of hell are too good for me.... unfortunatley for jimitime this all came to pass in a post where he posted...
    I certainly wouldn't get worked up about this guys rantings

    I'd hate to come across something that is worth getting worked up over! You know a wise man once said 'love your neighbour'... wheres the love???


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,449 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    I know this will probably get me a rap on the knuckles, but I have to say it.
    I'm in a good mood this morning, so you've just been carded. Next time you make an offensive personal comment about another user, you'll be banned from the forum.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,449 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    CDfm wrote: »
    that would make you a martyr.
    We're atheists. We don't do martyrdom.


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