5-a-side team name

3qsmavrod5twfe

I'm playing in a charity 5-a-side in a couple of weeks and need to get a team name sorted out. I thought what better place to get something than the twisted brain-trust that is AH.

It is with work so nothing too crass.

Have at it...

Mr.Lizard

Handsome Homer Simpson (plus four).

brummytom

One blatantly stolen from an old thread on here;

Norfolk'n'Chance

AnonoBoy

Maccasarlaigh's Big Fun Kick Kick Kick Foot Foot Foot Ball Team!

Gone Drinking

Famous five...

But one member will have to be a dog and you'll have to solve a few crimes along the way.

3qsmavrod5twfe

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Maccasarlaigh's Big Fun Kick Kick Kick Foot Foot Foot Ball Team!

I love it but don't think it will wash with the rest of the lads! So far I have myself

Bromwich Thistle Wanderers
Eamonn Dunphy U-16's
Mean(ish) Machine
Secret Seven Minus 2

johnny_knoxvile

I had a 5 a side team i entered into a league in Tallaght.

Turned up at the pitch at the first match, and the other team still looked like they were waiting for some one else.
After a while a guy comes over and says "are you's Sexual Chocolate" to which i repiled "yeah" he started to laugh and said "sorry, we expected ye to be black".

True story. Awsome name.

demakinz

how about ----whip'em all

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we use it for everything but you can borrow it....:D

javaboy

5 guys 1 cup*


*i assume the league winners get a cup

OldGoat

"Soccer forum tbh" :cool:

brillianthenry

this is an easy one, silliest and best name i use for every team........FRIENDS UNITED!! go on, say it out loud

Kinetic^

Call yourselves "10 baller"

ZiMZuM

How about Inter Ya Mam...

El Siglo

These are taken from the UCD Super League;
A few alright ones (i.e. not totally crass)
'Mild Cholesters'
'Fiddy kiddlers'
'Crystal Phallus'
'Sporting Lesbians'
'Werder Braymen'

Also one's my friends were talking about starting: 'Special Olypiakos' and 'PS Gee'. Just thought about one there now: 'The Lee Sharpes' (Simpsons; Homer, Apu, Skinner and Barney's band).

Dancor

The best I heard was Fred West Ham

3qsmavrod5twfe

I remember a mate who had a five-a-side team called "Paddy's with a Tan" cos one of the players was English. Brilliant! Can't use it though for 2 reasons - no English player on the team and what I believe HR call a "Racist Slur" :rolleyes:

994

El Siglo wrote: »

These are taken from the UCD Super League;
A few alright ones (i.e. not totally crass)
'Mild Cholesters'
'Fiddy kiddlers'
'Crystal Phallus'
'Sporting Lesbians'
'Werder Braymen'

Also one's my friends were talking about starting: 'Special Olypiakos' and 'PS Gee'. Just thought about one there now: 'The Lee Sharpes' (Simpsons; Homer, Apu, Skinner and Barney's band).

You forgot "Fritzl Palace".

Evil_Clown

Dyslexic CF

Rabies

Sock her one

Turd Ferguson

Professor Edward Neinhoffen-Irgueller's Soccer Handymen and Never Defeated Sports Team

If you want you can just abbreviate to PENISHANDS Team

stovelid

+1 for Sporting Lesbian.

Although the thing about 5-a-side tournaments is that if you look at the league tables, the better, funnier or zanier the team name is, the lower in the league they usually are.

994

Humorous Name F.C.

RandolphEsq

Jaq Chiraq Mad in Black

flanum

Mighty Morphine Power Rangers FC

Saint_Mel

Your Mothers Athletic

Then the usual ones ... Real Ale Madrid

Xavi6

Craggy Island Over 75s

Turd Ferguson

The C*nt Destroyers

General Zod

Accrington Stanley Blades.

Josef Fritzl Basement Dwellers

Famous45

Can'tkick4chit

Septico

Dyslexia Untied :-)

iregk

Dynamo Light. Best name ever...

3qsmavrod5twfe

Went with "Korean Rockets"

Stupid democratic process...:rolleyes:

TPD

The Ball Kickers

Aww too late

TheZohanS

Call your team "Walkover".

That way the opposition won't turn up for your matches and you get the points.

milod

The Cunning Stunts


I'll get my coat...

stovelid

iregk wrote: »

Dynamo Light. Best name ever...

I played on a 5=a=side team called Dynamo Lamp before.

dionsiseire

If i was playing on a team i'd call my team

AC a little sillhoutto of a man

b12mearse

The Mump 5?

kraggy

Afterbirth Athletic.

Havermeyer

LSD Mindwoven.

bobmalooka

multiple scorgasms

tiernanobrien

Some of my mates tried entering that into competition... wasnt allowed

CreepingDeath

The Swine Flu Carriers

Captain-America

All-Priests Five-a-Side Over-75's Indoor Football Club.

jfk247

i know there well late but sure why not
variation of one previous mentioned......Inter MeNan

Galasnatchinhereye
The Purple headed warriors - good for a laugh in table quizes!!!!!!!!

played against team the other night called Breast Rummage Albion!!!

My name is URL

The Uphill Gardeners

herbieflowers

Morning Wood

RonMexico

Sporting Smegma

Rowley Birkin QC

The Bogs Dollocks.

awhir

free hiniken at pitch 2

johnny_knoxvile

The Clergys Ball Boys Utd?