What would be the lamest way to die?

phasers

In response to the other thread

I think it has to be while on the toilet, although Elvis was pretty cool.

Mr.Lizard

Having a **** (not the act so much as being found dead like that).

hacx

A virgin.

O'Coonassa

Take your pick http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

dr.bollocko

How about this:
A bounty hunter has the jump on a reckless mercenary. He's got a gun trained at him at table length distance. He gets a shot off first before somehow missing and then getting killed by the mercenary.


Dammit F*ck you George lucas. HAN SHOT FIRST!

niallon

Attempting to do any of the suggestions from the other thread but failing

Highsider

**** off in a porn cinema

dr.bollocko

Highsider wrote: »

**** off in a porn cinema

Good one.
Nobody wants to go out choking on popcorn watchin the cockporn.

Ardscoil Ris

To die in general would be lame.

Volvoboy

Recession.

dropping dead whilst having a **** with the mother in laws knickers on your face

Ardent

The way this fool died:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

Mr. Gruff

O'Coonassa wrote: »

Take your pick http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

Lamest would have to be if this guy died of an infection methinks.

Highsider

Ardent wrote: »

The way this fool died:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

What a loser

niallon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell

Surely Grizzly Man exceeds the Into The Wild dude!

Captain-America

Posting on Boards.ie.

hacx

Torn colon?

jester77

The way Mr. Hands from Washington died!

Genghiz Cohen

Without an iPod.

OctavarIan

In your sleep.

SoWatchaWant

One day before retiring from the force.

hacx

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

One day before retiring from the force.

MENDOZAAAAAA!

Ross_Mahon

Dying in work

RandolphEsq

A shelf collapsing in your kitchen and the contents hitting you on the head

Peep O'Day

death by a stingray

5318008!

jester77 wrote: »

The way Mr. Hands from Washington died!

dammit.

I was gonna post that .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_de_Bohun,_4th_Earl_of_Hereford#Death_at_Boroughbridge

Also the guy from inxs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hutchence#Death

CreepingDeath

Waiting in a long queue to renew your life insurance.

The Mad Hatter

The answer to your question is your username.

stovelid

I always imagined that being fatally knocked down by an ambulance or an ice cream van would have been pretty lame.

Mac Masters

Well the Darwin Awards are an award for stupidity and are given to people who die in the most stupid ways! The slogan of the award: 'The Genepool Needs some Chlorine!'

One person wanted to go bungee jumping, so he drives to a bridge. Takes out his tow cable, ties it to his legs ands jumps, but doesn't die from the fall. Instead his legs break and he falls but there's a river below. And no he doesn't drown, instead he dies of hypothermia from struggling to stay afloat for 2-3 hours! :eek:

da_shivsta

hmmm...tripping over and hitting your head so hard it kills you, or from the blood loss even

slippy wicket

Falling into a tank of cattle slurry and drowning in it:eek:

Mac Masters

slippy wicket wrote: »

Falling into a tank of cattle slurry and drowning in it:eek:

Believe it or not a couple of people every year die from that, because slurry pits are literally a big hole in the floor and people who aren't paying attention just fall in and they drown and they can't get you out because you just seek down. My cousin was so close to falling in but my uncle last minute grabbed his hand, like something from the movies, the last minute grab!

Gillo

Forgetting to turn the camcorder on first:D

garbanzo

Shuffling off this mortal coil in a bizarre gardening accident would be pretty lame !

Amalgam

Mac Masters wrote: »

Believe it or not a couple of people every year die from that, because slurry pits are literally a big hole in the floor and people who aren't paying attention just fall in and they drown and they can't get you out because you just seek down. My cousin was so close to falling in but my uncle last minute grabbed his hand, like something from the movies, the last minute grab!

Not drowning.. generally there's a lack of oxygen if the pit of slurry is in an enclosed space, methane and ammonia of some sort..

Here's an example:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/three-farm-workers-die-in-slurry-tank-accident-553013.html

1 bloke fell into a chicken slurry tank and the two who went to help, fit young men, were overcome in seconds, 3 dead. You suffocate. Happens fairly frequently.

orlyice

wouldnt it be really lame if someone, in trying to show what a tough guy he was, gave a group of mates a lesson in how to shoot someone dead. but he doesnt check to see if the gun is loaded and accidently blows his head off!!!!

oh wait............

jashin

tripping and drowning in a puddle

Capt'n Midnight

World War one ended on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

A lot of people died before that nice round number.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

hacx wrote: »

MENDOZAAAAAA!

Fail...


Dying from a little fall.

speedboatchase

Run over by a golf cart, or killed by a pack of swans

Wurly

Drowning in a pool of your own p1ss.

Fago!

Wankin' with baby oil to some sexy call in show "Party People" then having a heart attack. Only to be found in the morning with your pants at yer ankles, baby oil all over the place, the sexy show finished and a psychic show (With a wrinkly old woman) begun, an eternal boner (Due to rigor mortis) and a huge smile.

Lame? Embarrassing?

LEGEND

I only wish when I die, it's this way.

a pretty lame way to die would be slipping on spilt milk..

put a whole new spin on "don't cry over spilt milk"

Genghiz Cohen

Deleted User wrote: »

a pretty lame way to die would be slipping on spilt milk..

put a whole new spin on "don't cry over spilt milk"

No use dying over spilt milk would have been superior, better luck next time.

ki

Knocked down by a fiat cinquecento.....

qbasic

Without getting to finish this sente

Genghiz Cohen

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

No use dying over spilt milk would have been superior, better luck next time.

"don't cry over spilt milk"

"fuk u, my father died when he slipped on spilt milk"

Amalgam

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Good one.
Nobody wants to go out choking on popcorn watchin the cockporn.

There's a picture online of a man in a cave, with his dick in a chicken, crushed by an almighty boulder, his pants are down. Man and chicken dead 'together'.

johnny_knoxvile

During a sex game with Mary Harney...

So you never got to boast about being top gun to your mates.

Indie18

While running after an annoying bird that keeps beeping at you only look down and realise you have run off the edge of a cliff then fall to your death.