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What would be the lamest way to die?

phasers

In response to the other thread

I think it has to be while on the toilet, although Elvis was pretty cool.

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Mr.Lizard

Having a **** (not the act so much as being found dead like that).

hacx

A virgin.

O'Coonassa

Take your pick http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

dr.bollocko

How about this:
A bounty hunter has the jump on a reckless mercenary. He's got a gun trained at him at table length distance. He gets a shot off first before somehow missing and then getting killed by the mercenary.

Dammit F*ck you George lucas. HAN SHOT FIRST!

niallon

Attempting to do any of the suggestions from the other thread but failing

Highsider

**** off in a porn cinema

dr.bollocko

Highsider wrote: »

**** off in a porn cinema

Good one.
Nobody wants to go out choking on popcorn watchin the cockporn.

Ardscoil Ris

To die in general would be lame.

Volvoboy

Recession.

[Deleted User]

dropping dead whilst having a **** with the mother in laws knickers on your face

Ardent

The way this fool died:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

Mr. Gruff

O'Coonassa wrote: »

Take your pick http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

Lamest would have to be if this guy died of an infection methinks.

Highsider

Ardent wrote: »

The way this fool died:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

What a loser

niallon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell

Surely Grizzly Man exceeds the Into The Wild dude!

Captain-America

Posting on Boards.ie.

hacx

Torn colon?

jester77

The way Mr. Hands from Washington died!

Genghiz Cohen

Without an iPod.

OctavarIan

In your sleep.

SoWatchaWant

One day before retiring from the force.

hacx

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

One day before retiring from the force.

MENDOZAAAAAA!

Ross_Mahon

Dying in work

RandolphEsq

A shelf collapsing in your kitchen and the contents hitting you on the head

Peep O'Day

death by a stingray

5318008!

jester77 wrote: »

The way Mr. Hands from Washington died!

dammit.

I was gonna post that

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_de_Bohun,_4th_Earl_of_Hereford#Death_at_Boroughbridge

Also the guy from inxs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hutchence#Death

CreepingDeath

Waiting in a long queue to renew your life insurance.

The Mad Hatter

The answer to your question is your username.

stovelid

I always imagined that being fatally knocked down by an ambulance or an ice cream van would have been pretty lame.

Mac Masters

Well the Darwin Awards are an award for stupidity and are given to people who die in the most stupid ways! The slogan of the award: 'The Genepool Needs some Chlorine!'

One person wanted to go bungee jumping, so he drives to a bridge. Takes out his tow cable, ties it to his legs ands jumps, but doesn't die from the fall. Instead his legs break and he falls but there's a river below. And no he doesn't drown, instead he dies of hypothermia from struggling to stay afloat for 2-3 hours! :eek:

da_shivsta

hmmm...tripping over and hitting your head so hard it kills you, or from the blood loss even