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PPP has 2 seats to Poker Academy (May 16th) for boardsies - Caption Competition

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    Interviewer: Well Phil, actually Jennifer told me it was this big.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭R__J


    Andy Black and Liam Flood give their reactions to the news of Jenifer Tillys retirement from tournament poker in order to pursue a carrer in Hooters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    Damn


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,274 ✭✭✭✭mdwexford


    Andy : Hey Phil, how about a game of Floodser thinks?

    Phil : Yeah lets bet 1k on it.

    Andy : Ok, who Floodser thinks is a bigger donk between you and Tilly.......

    Phil : FU Andy you homeless looking mofo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    The water bottle was surgically extracted from where??????


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 754 ✭✭✭robinblinds


    IO2009captcomp.jpg

    "I'll have a bottle of water please bartender, and no I don't know these two"

    "Sorry, no tramps"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭chips1234


    lady: i swear it was THIS!! small

    andy black: ah no what did you tell them that for, i showed you that in confidence

    liam flood/phil laak: laughing accordingly
    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    Andy: Has anybody seen Wilson?


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    The Barbershop revival didn't go as expected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,873 ✭✭✭RichieLawlor


    Phil: Andy you can share my hotel room if ya like.

    Andy: WTF why would i want to share your hotel room, im not into that s***

    Phil: well it beats sleeping outside the fitz now doesnt it.

    ( flood just laughs like a constipated owl in the background imo )


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭toHex


    IO2009captcomp.jpg

    "Phil, you know we've just superglued your hands to the table?"

    "No problem Andy, I pissed in your water bottle earlier"


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭blainj2


    15q92lf.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭RockRory


    The 3 Boys discussing YULETIRED's picture from the best of boards game :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭rag2gar


    Three B's that wont win you an Irish Open.

    Bad tie
    Beard
    Batman T Shirt

    IO2009captcomp.jpg

    One B that will win you an Irish Open.

    thechampreturnsneilchan.jpg

    johanssonwithhistrophya.jpg

    A Black Shirt.


  • Registered Users Posts: 38 horsey24787


    Phil: Last year I disguised myself as an old guy for the main event. no-one knew it was me. It was totally out of this world.

    Andy: i think you'll find my disguise much more fiendish.

    Liam: JAysus Andy is that you. i didn't recognise you with the beard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭nicnicnic


    Interviewer, did you hear about the guy wouldn't play the deuce seven game.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Phil: "And then she said, 'I thought you had Kings'. God, you should have seen Ivey's face"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    Ab : The cleaner walks into the room and I have the dolls legs behind her fkin ears , the look of shock on the cleaners face LMAO

    Laak ; What did you say?.

    Ab : I asked her if she'd ever heard of the Andy Black blow up . Well here it fkin is .

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    "Oh but my joy of today
    Is that we can all be proud to say
    To be young, gifted and black
    Is where it's at
    Young, gifted and black"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭kennyrsb


    "and liam interupts an interview with laak to slip it in to andy"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭ionapaul


    Right, a little late but here are the winners:
    • Kayroo
    • steveire

    and just to be that little bit more generous, how about a 3rd winner?
    • blainj2

    Just got to get your names and seats will be reserved for you tomorrow afternoon at 1pm at the SE. Enjoy! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    Booo! Rekop Dog's was the best one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    I've a good right to go Irishkelt all over this motherfuc*in thread!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭careca


    ionapaul wrote: »
    Just got to get your names and seats will be reserved for you tomorrow afternoon at 1pm at the SE. Enjoy! :)

    Ya right, pretending to ask for their names.

    Rigged.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,764 ✭✭✭DeadParrot


    Phil: "And then she said, 'I thought you had Kings'. God, you should have seen Ivey's face"

    I just saw this thread now and thats the 1st thing that came to mind WP


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭ionapaul


    Ha, I actually offered all the mods the seats first, rather than pick anyone in this thread - but they were all busy! Gotta keep those bungs flowing.

    So Kayroo can't make it - Rekop Dog, you are next on the list due to popular acclaim (the PPP.com folk are easily swayed), if you can confirm you will go tomorrow afternoon, please shoot me a PM with your name :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,584 ✭✭✭Rekop dog


    Actually can't make it either. Have a test in the rds at 3. I was just in it for the the recognition really:D.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,295 ✭✭✭ionapaul


    Rekop dog wrote: »
    Actually can't make it either. Have a test in the rds at 3. I was just in it for the the recognition really:D.
    Ya messer! :)

    So, is anyone else who entered free to attend the Poker Academy tomorrow?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭cuterob


    i could prob keep stevo company tomorrow


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Whyno


    Ha...So we all entered but didnt want to win..Give it ta irishkelt ta keep him quiet:D


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