PPP has 2 seats to Poker Academy (May 16th) for boardsies - Caption Competition

ionapaul

Hey all,

paddypowerpoker.com has 2 seats (worth £125 apiece) to give away for the Dublin leg of the Bluff Europe Poker Academy - the academy is due to run this Saturday (May 16th) from 1pm to 4pm in the Sporting Emporium, Dublin, with pro Donnacha O'Dea and tutor Alex Rousso in attendance. There is also a tournament scheduled for after the seminar, but this is optional and the buy-in is not included in this giveaway.

Anyhow, rather than going down the Haiku or limerick route, how about an old fashioned Caption Competition (very similar to the one currently running in the PPP.com blog)? This is from this year's Irish Open:



I'll choose the two winners tomorrow morning at 10.30am. I'll either choose the two best entries or the two most likely to cause another popcorn thread, my discretion

The seats are non-transferrable and cannot be exchanged for anything as base as cash or tokens, so only make the effort if you actually feel like attending on Saturday afternoon - it should be pretty fun I think! There isn't any expenses included, so it might be most suited to those within a few hours drive of Dublin? Also, you have to be over 21 I think (SE rules).

dougee19

forgot the picture there

ionapaul

No, it's hosted on our network - which conveniently just decided to go down! Will have it up in a moment, hosting elsewhere

CHD

Andy - I just sharted.

dougee19

Camera man's instructions -

"act as though you are getting a prostate exam"

YULETIRED

Fristly I'm entering this on behalf of Iri$h Kelt. So If I win just send him the ticket with ALL MY LOVE.
Andy Black is singing 'King of The Road' ( His favourite Hobo song )

ocallagh

Where's Wally

or

Black and Archie Andrews, a tilting combination

bops

oh jenny girl, me pipes me pipes need cleanin'

(works better in song than on screen)

KevIRL

"So What about that IrishKelt guy"?

toHex

Andy Black discusses his 2nd place finish in the Gerry Adams lookalike event.

Rekop dog

toHex wrote: »

Andy Black discusses his 2nd place finish in the Gerry Adams lookalike event.

There musn't have been many taking part

LuckyLloyd

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fatguy

Rekop dog wrote: »

There musn't have been many taking part

Gerry Adams came third.

Hoki

Laak: Jennifer is actually quite a good actress as well

bobbyg

Phil Laak "WTF"

GKidd

So I'm outside meditating on the grass when all of a sudden this Valor guy says "There you go bud" and throws me a score.

I told him thats its been a long time since I saw one of those (meaning I only deal in monkey notes now) and the cheeky fecker says "I know man life can be tough".

toHex

Rekop dog wrote: »

There musn't have been many taking part

Just the three guys in the picture

eoghan104

Whats the IrishKelt connection?

zuutroy

LOL I can't believe DevilFish was so drunk that you managed to nick his 'hair' and put on your face.

lillou

Paddy Power Poker deny any negative effects of the recession and show how happy the pros are with the beautiful new Irish Open trophy.

stevire

5starpool

I can't see the picture and I don't want the prize, but I can imagine my entry would go a little something like this:

"Andy Black tries out for the part of the Lion at the Wizard of Oz auditions"

I was going to say scarecrow, but I though the facial hair was more appropriate to the lion.

bobbyg

eoghan104 wrote: »

Whats the IrishKelt connection?

You had to ask! http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055560727

Samoa Joe

Liam Floods attempt to resurrect his career as a boyband manger gets off to a slow start

cuterob

Laak: Hey Andy! Hey Andy!! how many pushups can you do?? 40?? over/under?
Andy: LOL wud u fuk off
Liam: Look!?! A camera!!
Presenter Lady: My career is gonna take off after this....FML

R__J

: Liam Flood and Andy Black show their joy as Phil Laak announces the release date of his and partner Jenifer Tilly's much anticipated home movie.

YULETIRED

Rafa Benetez sings 'you'll nerver walk alone' at the wake of Phil Thompson who died tragically when he wandered into the wrong section of parkland in Stork Hunting season. .

LTL

'Did he just tell you he's 25% Irish!'

Whyno

Andy: I dont know bout you Phil, but i`d prefer to Motorboat those puppies.
Liam: Oh jasus the viagra is kicking in :eek:
Phil: Jeez...i never thought o that andy...cheers

jbravado

Black "So I've convinced them all I'm a buddhist!"

coillcam

tricky D

Interviewer: Well Phil, actually Jennifer told me it was this big.

R__J

Andy Black and Liam Flood give their reactions to the news of Jenifer Tillys retirement from tournament poker in order to pursue a carrer in Hooters.

tricky D

Damn

mdwexford

Andy : Hey Phil, how about a game of Floodser thinks?

Phil : Yeah lets bet 1k on it.

Andy : Ok, who Floodser thinks is a bigger donk between you and Tilly.......

Phil : FU Andy you homeless looking mofo

tricky D

The water bottle was surgically extracted from where??????

robinblinds

"I'll have a bottle of water please bartender, and no I don't know these two"

"Sorry, no tramps"

chips1234

lady: i swear it was THIS!! small

andy black: ah no what did you tell them that for, i showed you that in confidence

liam flood/phil laak: laughing accordingly

Rekop dog

Andy: Has anybody seen Wilson?

super_furry

The Barbershop revival didn't go as expected.

RichieLawlor

Phil: Andy you can share my hotel room if ya like.

Andy: WTF why would i want to share your hotel room, im not into that s***

Phil: well it beats sleeping outside the fitz now doesnt it.

( flood just laughs like a constipated owl in the background imo )

toHex

"Phil, you know we've just superglued your hands to the table?"

"No problem Andy, I pissed in your water bottle earlier"

blainj2

RockRory

The 3 Boys discussing YULETIRED's picture from the best of boards game

rag2gar

Three B's that wont win you an Irish Open.

Bad tie
Beard
Batman T Shirt



One B that will win you an Irish Open.





A Black Shirt.

horsey24787

Phil: Last year I disguised myself as an old guy for the main event. no-one knew it was me. It was totally out of this world.

Andy: i think you'll find my disguise much more fiendish.

Liam: JAysus Andy is that you. i didn't recognise you with the beard

nicnicnic

Interviewer, did you hear about the guy wouldn't play the deuce seven game.

Phil: "And then she said, 'I thought you had Kings'. God, you should have seen Ivey's face"

YULETIRED

Ab : The cleaner walks into the room and I have the dolls legs behind her fkin ears , the look of shock on the cleaners face LMAO

Laak ; What did you say?.

Ab : I asked her if she'd ever heard of the Andy Black blow up . Well here it fkin is .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kincsem

"Oh but my joy of today
Is that we can all be proud to say
To be young, gifted and black
Is where it's at
Young, gifted and black"

kennyrsb

"and liam interupts an interview with laak to slip it in to andy"