give me a job

lenomark

anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:

lenomark

the clock factory are lookin for a tick dosnt help lol

SV

I'll give you a tenner a day to clean my shoes.

Daroxtar

I'll pay you one meeeeelion dollars to kick the fuk outta mary harney.

4zn76tysfajdxp

lenomark wrote: »

the clock factory are lookin for a tick dosnt help lol

Yeah but their repair wing needs a second pair of hands to attach a pair of second hands.

javaboy

Daroxtar wrote: »

I'll pay you one meeeeelion dollars to kick the fuk outta mary harney.

FYP

Daroxtar

javaboy wrote: »

FYP

Now thats danger money!

FearDark

OP if you find me a job I'll pay you.

lenomark

SV wrote: »

I'll give you a tenner a day to clean my shoes.

wots on them and how many pairs

lenomark

i do this for free if me lungs wernt killin me

4zn76tysfajdxp

lenomark wrote: »

how many pairs

One. He's not a fúcking caterpillar.





lol I kid, he's a millipede.

lenomark

gimmie some work or ill go mad :eek::eek:

b28

I can't believe it seriously!

In our local paper, you could get 2-4 pages of job adverts every week!!!

Its the same size as the star, sun I think so you can imagine how big the paper would be with that many pages of 1.5"x1.5" by guess adverts in that many pages!
Now I can swear by it there's not even one page with adverts! its actually really scary!

I dunno how the country is gonna get out of this one!!! Seriously!

javaboy

lenomark wrote: »

gimmie some work or ill go mad :eek::eek:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237584

Get cracking.

Pete P Peterson

lenomark wrote: »

anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:

Yes, I have some documents that are spelt too well. Maybe you could take a look at them. I especially like how you put a number in place of a whole word. That's really clever. I can't believe you're out of work.

BeerWolf

Could do with someone to tend to me garden - it's huge and is starting to look neglected.

Snowie

i need to save up 3k so i can go snowboarding for 6 months ..... So i really need ajob...

Graham_B18C

Pete P Peterson wrote: »

Yes, I have some documents that are spelt too well. Maybe you could take a look at them. I especially like how you put a number in place of a whole word. That's really clever. I can't believe you're out of work.

Good on ya man :rolleyes:

Oh sorry, I ment you not ya!

SV

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

i need to save up 3k so i can go snowboarding for 6 months ..... So i really need ajob...

3k to go snowboarding for 6 months?

details please!!

biko

lenomark wrote: »

anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:

Run down to da shop and giz 20 Players and a Lucozade? I'll give ya a euro.

Graham_B18C

SV wrote: »

3k to go snowboarding for 6 months?

details please!!

+1 How can ya live for 6 months in another country with only 3k and to Snowboard too?!

Snowie

SV wrote: »

3k to go snowboarding for 6 months?

details please!!

Easy

3K

500 for ski pass.. Rent 1500to1000 shareing a bedroom and house or apartment between 5 or 6 people the rest for food/drink but you get to no the chefs from the package hoilday place's throw them a few favours here and there you get free food :cool: job done...
Snowboard every day hussel tourists in pool and proposition bets for drinking money:cool:...

and there allways jobs as dish pigs to:)

enry

lenomark wrote: »

anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:

I've sent well over 100 c.v received about a 30 percent reply rate all were pfo the rest did not even bother replying. joined recruitment agencies have heard nothing back.

So lenomark maybe its time to do as ive been doing. seat back and relax enjoy the 204 euro per week from the government (that does not go a third of the way in paying my bills).

SV

enry wrote: »

I've sent well over 100 c.v received about a 30 percent reply rate all were pfo the rest did not even bother replying. joined recruitment agencies have heard nothing back.

So lenomark maybe its time to do as ive been doing. seat back and relax enjoy the 204 euro per week from the government (that does not go a third of the way in paying my bills).

You have E600+ bills a week?

wtf?!

destroyer

SV wrote: »

You have E600+ bills a week?

wtf?!

Thats hardly extravagant, I know mine is a lot more.

SV

destroyer wrote: »

Thats hardly extravagant, I know mine is a lot more.

Jaysus.

Rough times.

DrIndy

emigrate

ScumLord

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Easy

3K

500 for ski pass.. Rent 1500to1000 shareing a bedroom and house or apartment between 5 or 6 people the rest for food/drink but you get to no the chefs from the package hoilday place's throw them a few favours here and there you get free food :cool: job done...
Snowboard every day hussel tourists in pool and proposition bets for drinking money:cool:...

and there allways jobs as dish pigs to:)

But, where do you get the snow from?

Snowie

ScumLord wrote: »

But, where do you get the snow from?

Oh living in a ski resort in france austria or italy...

Dubh Geannain

You could sell plastic bags for liquids at the airport. Two for 90c say.

Kernel

b28 wrote: »

I dunno how the country is gonna get out of this one!!! Seriously!

Yeah, that's because the idiot government takes money out of the already crippled economy through taxation of workers in order to make the problem worse, but continue to the generous social welfare system. Crazy.

lenomark

Pete P Peterson wrote: »

Yes, I have some documents that are spelt too well. Maybe you could take a look at them. I especially like how you put a number in place of a whole word. That's really clever. I can't believe you're out of work.

u must be out of work too cheer up saddo:cool:

Highsider

Kernel wrote: »

Yeah, that's because the idiot government takes money out of the already crippled economy through taxation of workers in order to make the problem worse, but continue to the generous social welfare system. Crazy.

The exact reason why a lot of people on low/middle income jobs are now quiting and signing on. It does'nt pay to work anymore and it will get worse imo.

John Mason

well, i have two trees to be cut down, a leaky tap to be fixed and a good bit of carpentry work to be done

then i would like someone to do my exams

oh my car needs to be cleaned and there is a load of gardening work too

interested?

obviously, i wont be paying you cash in hand, so you will need to sign off and register yourself as self employed

antodeco

lenomark wrote: »

ill have a go at anything :mad:

Wish I could find a wimmins like you

lenomark

there is a six week waiting list to get the dole so signing off would mean me loosing out on six weeks money at least not very good, bills keep coming even if im not in work

Graham_B18C

I hear its up to twelve weeks now:(

lenomark

wow thats bad

Armin_Tamzarian

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Snowboard every day hussel tourists in pool and proposition bets for drinking money:cool:...

Lousy, no-good Grifter...

Have you ever brought a dead friend on holidays with you?
Ingeniously convincing everyone he was alive by sticking a pair of sunglasses on him
and dragging him around everywhere as if he's just drunk.

General Zod

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

well, i have two trees to be cut down, a leaky tap to be fixed and a good bit of carpentry work to be done

He's only one man, and there you go looking for tree fellers.

veryangryman

Try actually going out and pasting your cv everywhere. And i mean everywhere

The jobs are there. Harder to find but deffo there. *Anyone who aint willing to look for them or unwilling to reduce themselves to the work available deserves their current lot

PS - If anyone is looking actively like i said with no luck yet then this does not apply to you