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give me a job

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  • 06-05-2009 1:36am
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    lenomark
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭


    anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:


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    #2
    lenomark
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭lenomark


    the clock factory are lookin for a tick dosnt help lol


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    #3
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I'll give you a tenner a day to clean my shoes.


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    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,330 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    I'll pay you one meeeeelion dollars to kick the fuk outta mary harney.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    lenomark wrote: »
    the clock factory are lookin for a tick dosnt help lol

    Yeah but their repair wing needs a second pair of hands to attach a pair of second hands.


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Daroxtar wrote: »
    I'll pay you one meeeeelion dollars to kick the fuk outta mary harney.

    FYP


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    Daroxtar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,330 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    javaboy wrote: »
    FYP
    Now thats danger money!


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    OP if you find me a job I'll pay you.


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    lenomark
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭lenomark


    SV wrote: »
    I'll give you a tenner a day to clean my shoes.
    wots on them and how many pairs


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    lenomark
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭lenomark


    i do this for free if me lungs wernt killin me


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    lenomark wrote: »
    how many pairs

    One. He's not a fúcking caterpillar.





    lol I kid, he's a millipede.


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    lenomark
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭lenomark


    gimmie some work or ill go mad :eek::eek:


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    b28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    I can't believe it seriously!

    In our local paper, you could get 2-4 pages of job adverts every week!!!

    Its the same size as the star, sun I think so you can imagine how big the paper would be with that many pages of 1.5"x1.5" by guess adverts in that many pages!
    Now I can swear by it there's not even one page with adverts! its actually really scary!

    I dunno how the country is gonna get out of this one!!! Seriously!


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    lenomark wrote: »
    gimmie some work or ill go mad :eek::eek:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237584

    Get cracking.


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    Pete P Peterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭Pete P Peterson


    lenomark wrote: »
    anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:

    Yes, I have some documents that are spelt too well. Maybe you could take a look at them. I especially like how you put a number in place of a whole word. That's really clever. I can't believe you're out of work.


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    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Could do with someone to tend to me garden - it's huge and is starting to look neglected.


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    i need to save up 3k so i can go snowboarding for 6 months :D..... So i really need ajob...


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    Graham_B18C
    Registered Users Posts: 8,620 ✭✭✭Graham_B18C


    Pete P Peterson wrote: »
    Yes, I have some documents that are spelt too well. Maybe you could take a look at them. I especially like how you put a number in place of a whole word. That's really clever. I can't believe you're out of work.
    Good on ya man :rolleyes:

    Oh sorry, I ment you not ya!


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    i need to save up 3k so i can go snowboarding for 6 months :D..... So i really need ajob...

    3k to go snowboarding for 6 months?

    details please!!


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    lenomark wrote: »
    anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:
    Run down to da shop and giz 20 Players and a Lucozade? I'll give ya a euro.


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    Graham_B18C
    Registered Users Posts: 8,620 ✭✭✭Graham_B18C


    SV wrote: »
    3k to go snowboarding for 6 months?

    details please!!
    +1 How can ya live for 6 months in another country with only 3k and to Snowboard too?!


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    SV wrote: »
    3k to go snowboarding for 6 months?

    details please!!

    Easy

    3K

    500 for ski pass.. Rent 1500to1000 shareing a bedroom and house or apartment between 5 or 6 people the rest for food/drink but you get to no the chefs from the package hoilday place's throw them a few favours here and there you get free food :):cool: job done...
    Snowboard every day hussel tourists in pool and proposition bets for drinking money:cool:... :D

    and there allways jobs as dish pigs to:)


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    enry
    Registered Users Posts: 235 ✭✭enry


    lenomark wrote: »
    anybody got work 4 me ill have a go at anything :mad:



    I've sent well over 100 c.v received about a 30 percent reply rate all were pfo the rest did not even bother replying. joined recruitment agencies have heard nothing back.

    So lenomark maybe its time to do as ive been doing. seat back and relax enjoy the 204 euro per week from the government (that does not go a third of the way in paying my bills).


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    enry wrote: »
    I've sent well over 100 c.v received about a 30 percent reply rate all were pfo the rest did not even bother replying. joined recruitment agencies have heard nothing back.

    So lenomark maybe its time to do as ive been doing. seat back and relax enjoy the 204 euro per week from the government (that does not go a third of the way in paying my bills).

    You have E600+ bills a week?

    wtf?!


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    destroyer
    Registered Users Posts: 723 ✭✭✭destroyer


    SV wrote: »
    You have E600+ bills a week?

    wtf?!

    Thats hardly extravagant, I know mine is a lot more.


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    destroyer wrote: »
    Thats hardly extravagant, I know mine is a lot more.

    Jaysus.

    Rough times.


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    #27
    DrIndy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭DrIndy


    emigrate


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    #28
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Easy

    3K

    500 for ski pass.. Rent 1500to1000 shareing a bedroom and house or apartment between 5 or 6 people the rest for food/drink but you get to no the chefs from the package hoilday place's throw them a few favours here and there you get free food :):cool: job done...
    Snowboard every day hussel tourists in pool and proposition bets for drinking money:cool:... :D

    and there allways jobs as dish pigs to:)
    But, where do you get the snow from?


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    ScumLord wrote: »
    But, where do you get the snow from?

    Oh living in a ski resort in france austria or italy... :)


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    Dubh Geannain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,397 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    You could sell plastic bags for liquids at the airport. Two for 90c say.


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    Kernel
    Registered Users Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    b28 wrote: »
    I dunno how the country is gonna get out of this one!!! Seriously!

    Yeah, that's because the idiot government takes money out of the already crippled economy through taxation of workers in order to make the problem worse, but continue to the generous social welfare system. Crazy.


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