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Stupid things that people get offended by.

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  • 28-04-2009 12:21am
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    The_Minister
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    Inspired by the Israeli official who was offended by the term "Swine flu".


    A close relatve of mine lives in England, and one day used the term "stick it where the monkey stuck the nuts".
    He was immediately accosted by a black woman, who preceded to berate him for using a racist term.
    He politely listened then walked away without saying anything.


    Any examples the boardsies can think of?


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    SV
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    The word cunt.


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    Borneo Fnctn
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    I think some people only get offended when it suits them.


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    ZWEI_VIER_ZWEI
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    Niggardly.


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    Guy:Incognito
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    Stupid people who get offended on behalf of other people who dont get upset about something that is said /done to them.


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    tolosenc
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    Snigger is quite unacceptable in North America.


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    S.I.R
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    cunny funt


    Grasshole

    muppet.

    Kerry man


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    gamgsam
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    A few years ago in school a teacher caught me talking and told me to tell the whole class what I was saying. I told her it was just a stupid joke so then of course she really wanted to embarass me...

    So i said

    "What do scottish sheep say? - McBaaa"

    And she went CRAZY!!! Said I was racist and tried to give me lines!!!!

    Hahahaha I still get a good laugh out of it!


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    5318008!
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    female nipples. never understood that one myself.


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    #10
    Red Hand
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    I'm such a cunning linguist that someone somewhere is always going to be offended by what I say.


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    tony1kenobi
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    Censorship.....

    ...someone knows what I mean.;)


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    javaboy
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    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Censorship.....

    ...someone knows what I mean.;)

    Yeah they do. And they're not happy.


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    S.I.R
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    javaboy wrote: »
    *censored*
    *censored*


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    Cunny-Funt
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    S.I.R wrote: »
    cunny funt


    Grasshole

    muppet.

    Kerry man

    :(


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    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yeah they do. And they're not happy.

    Right so....

    What says...ooooOOOOOoooooo.....?

    A cow with no lips.

    Did ya laugh? Are we square?

    Good.


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    segaBOY
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    People who get offended when you refer to someone of African extraction as Black.

    Have heard phrases such as "African American" being used to refer to a black person living in Ireland who incidentally was Kenyan and not American. Thought is was ignorantly amusing.


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    #17
    CHD
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    When you slap them or make a fool outa them, like God relax ffs.


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    #18
    liah
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    Pretty much anything.

    Swear words, different viewpoints, boobs, penises, nudity (that one especially bothers me, it's only natural), second hand smoke, meat eaters, vegetarians, conspiracy theories, government, fat people, skinny people.

    People spend too much of their time being offended in this horribly PC culture.


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    Demonique
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    People who get offended about other people not wanting kids


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    people have a desire to be offended

    remember the tens of thousands who rang up the BBC after that muppet made a joke about someones father or something despite not having heard the radio show, or the whole book burning thing


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    #21
    Demonique
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    people have a desire to be offended

    remember the tens of thousands who rang up the BBC after that muppet made a joke about someones father or something despite not having heard the radio show, or the whole book burning thing

    Jonathan Woss and Russell brand, "I shagged your granddaughter" to Fawlty Towers Manuel actor Andrew Sachs.

    His granddaughter was all offended about 'how could they do that to my grandfather'. A week later she was thanking them for all the publicity she got. She sold her story and ruined her relationship with her grandfather


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    segaBOY
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    Demonique wrote: »
    Jonathan Woss and Russell brand, "I shagged your granddaughter" to Fawlty Towers Manuel actor Andrew Sachs.

    His granddaughter was all offended about 'how could they do that to my grandfather'. A week later she was thanking them for all the publicity she got. She sold her story and ruined her relationship with her grandfather

    She's also a S.L.U.T. (sorry if that offends)

    http://www.satanic-sluts.com/


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    BaconZombie
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    FYP
    segaBOY wrote: »
    She's also a S.L.U.T. bet down minger (sorry if that offends)

    http://www.satanic-sluts.com/


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    Sofiztikated
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    People that get all offended when you happen to dislike someone of a different ethnic origin.

    I can call him a stupid c*nt if I want. Its not racist if he IS a stupid c*nt. Oooh, racist, racist. F*ck off. Your a stupid c*nt too. Get offended by that.

    That really gets my goat. Stop trying to be so PC. The only way to ensure total political correctness is to insult f*cking everyone!

    People that get offended by things like Christmas/Easter. Oh, we might offend someone of a different belief. Well, you know something? F*ck em! If you were in their neck of the woods, they wouldn't change anything for you. So f*ck off.


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    People who get offended by hunting...

    Like in this thread :)


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    d6
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    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    People that get all offended when you happen to dislike someone of a different ethnic origin.

    I can call him a stupid c*nt if I want. Its not racist if he IS a stupid c*nt. Oooh, racist, racist. F*ck off. Your a stupid c*nt too. Get offended by that.

    That really gets my goat. Stop trying to be so PC. The only way to ensure total political correctness is to insult f*cking everyone!

    People that get offended by things like Christmas/Easter. Oh, we might offend someone of a different belief. Well, you know something? F*ck em! If you were in their neck of the woods, they wouldn't change anything for you. So f*ck off.
    here here!


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    omyatari
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    people who enjoy getting offend and therefor twist any word or sentance into something they can get offended by....

    if i say *dumb pig* i didnt really mean you.. but hey ...
    if u get offended by it, it must be so :O


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    #28
    Earthhorse
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    Broad societal trends.


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    #29
    Dudess
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    Irish people being offended by English people saying anything negative at all about Ireland - even if it's true.

    "Black" - how come it's ok to use the word "white" so? And how come black people are cool with calling themselves "black"?


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    omyatari
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Irish people being offended by English people saying anything negative at all about Ireland - even if it's true.

    "Black" - how come it's ok to use the word "white" so? And how come black people are cool with calling themselves "black"?


    its like fat people,
    they know they are, its ok if they state it,
    but they dont need you telling them they are....


    now i cant help but wonder,
    if white people would have suffered slavery, maybe it would all be the other way around :O

    *yo whitey, word*
    *who you calling white bway??*

    lol


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    #31
    javaboy
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    Trendy socialite broads. e.g. Paris Hilton


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