Drogheda - Porn capital of Ireland?

Special K

So according to the Sunday World [yes that fabulous newspaper] people in Drogheda look up porn more than anyone else in Ireland! Being from Drawda myself, find it difficult to believe that their women and men are hornier than any other town! Maybe they just get it less than any other town and are forced to go online for "cheap thrills"!!

Guy:Incognito

I'd say Steve Staunton is a horn dog.

mike65

I thought it was Sligo as the population whack off to local hero Aine Chambers

upmeath

Steve Staunton's a Dundalk man, hi!

OP, you may notice that when you're on any site with localised advertising that you're not always directed to companies in your immediate area, but rather a nearby town. I think sites whose ads are localised can only trace their hits to an approximate area, tracking the IP. I'm from Trim yet I often get ads on music/gaming websites that advertise "Meet Singles from Celbridge/Clondalkin/Lucan today" and I'm a half hour drive from any of those places.
I wouldn't necessarily take it for granted that all those hits are from Drogheda folk, because Balbriggan, Skerries, Ardee, Navan and Slane probably all get thrown in the same pot by the websites who released their hit results to the SW.

Special K

That is very true! Didn't understand about IP's and the likes a few years ago in college and almost got the fright of my life when "Looking for sex in Limerick?" came up on the screen! I was like "HOW DO THEY KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!" But yeah I agree. Unless it really is a fact that Drogheda people are just extremely randy! Fusion anyone? Or dee Eart??

Special K

mike65 wrote: »

I thought it was Sligo as the population whack off to local hero Aine Chambers

Who is this woman? I googled her name and she looks like some sort of stripper!

Wertz

Sure the drogheda ones have to look at pr0n...they're all as ugly as sin, so looking at each other naked just doesn't do it for them.

Either that or everyone in the town is broke and they're all googling "pawn" shops :pac:

leitrim lad

and who might have carried out this poll for the sunday world,

wouldnt happen to be a certain pr2ck who was on the late late a few weeks ago trying to demolish the seanad

now ian is trying to win back the support of county louth to save his waffling carreir,


but i do however like tha accent of women from that general area

Overheal

If I lived in Drogheda I wouldn't know how to entertain myself either.

FunkZ

Whoot!!!

upmeath

It quite possibly is a ploy by the Sunday World to boost readership in that part of the country, I wouldn't put it past them. "SEE INSIDE TO FIND OUT WHICH COUNTY LOUTH TOWN IS IRELAND'S PR0N CAPITAL, HI"

Special K wrote: »

Who is this woman? I googled her name and she looks like some sort of stripper!

Aine Chambers is a woman from Sligo who goes around said county posing for photographics at different spots (more often than not tourist haunts) and posting her pictures online. She featured extensively on the Podge & Rodge show in their first season. I think she looks like something from a Soviet package holiday brochure. We mock that stuff when we see it coming from Belarus or the Ukraine but in fairness it's not too far removed from Borat and the like. It's low brow, low quality and dated. I sincerely hope for her sake that it's not as innocent as it looks and there's some form of tongue-in-cheek humour behind it.

Daniel O'Donnell is to Irish men as Aine Chambers is to Irish women

Leitrim Lad wrote:

i do however like tha accent of women from that general area

Meet a few beoirs in the Tara na Ri did you?

galwayrush

Whatever would Cromwell have made of it.:D

Captain-America

If the Sunday World says it it must be true.


There should be a ban on topics based around that piece of clap trap.

Wertz

galwayrush wrote: »

Whatever would Cromwell have made of it.:D

I'd say there would have been murder...

mac_attack

Twas in fusion last nite (by the way ahh my head) and have to say there does me some randy feckers on the sham town floor especially towards the end of the nite. But still I would pay no notice this nonsense. *closes browser full of porn *

galwayrush

So the kid from my sweet 16 ended up a porn star:P
Damn you MTV

BubbleWrap85

mac_attack wrote: »

Twas in fusion last nite (by the way ahh my head) and have to say there does me some randy feckers on the sham town floor especially towards the end of the nite. But still I would pay no notice this nonsense. *closes browser full of porn *

Yes but most girls prefer not to have their arse cheeks on show on the dancefloor, unlike some of the cailíní that frequent Fusion sometimes. . . .. . ... .. . ..

Wertz

BubbleWrap85 wrote: »

Yes but most girls prefer not to have their arse cheeks on show on the dancefloor, unlike some of the cailíní that frequent Fusion sometimes. . . .. . ... .. . ..

That's a shame since most of the guys in Fusion would have no qualms about those same arse cheeks being on display.
Maybe this is the reason that porn searches are peaking in the Drogheda area...not enough arse cheek on display at the local niteclub.

Trafford Lad

The moral compass that is the Sunday World :rolleyes:....and now back to my porn mag...

galwayrush

Trafford Lad wrote: »

The moral compass that is the Sunday World :rolleyes:....and now back to my porn mag...

The Porn Mag is infinitely more reliable for accurate news.:P

Special K

Wertz wrote: »

That's a shame since most of the guys in Fusion would have no qualms about those same arse cheeks being on display.
Maybe this is the reason that porn searches are peaking in the Drogheda area...not enough arse cheek on display at the local niteclub.

Suppose they'd do for a roide for the night. Not exactly the type of girl you'd take home to meet........ anyone! Plus I think the places that arse cheeks are generally displayed go under the name of "brothel", although Fusion comes decidedly close on occasion!!

upmeath

galwayrush wrote: »

So the kid from my sweet 16 ended up a porn star:P
Damn you MTV

Was that not Dundalk too? People should familiarise themselves with the geography of the Wee County. Put simply, it has 2 large towns, one at either end.

Dundalk, to the north, gave us Steve Staunton, the kid on Sweet 16, Harp Lager and gravity hills, as well as a lot of counterfeit goods, DVDs and false proof of identity

Drogheda, to the south, gave us Ian Harte, Gary Kelly, a crazy doctor and a news story claiming its the pr0n mecca of Ireland. Also located nearby will be Ireland's first incinerator, scandalous carry-on hi!

galwayrush

upmeath wrote: »

Was that not Dundalk too? People should familiarise themselves with the geography of the Wee County. Put simply, it has 2 large towns, one at either end.

Dundalk, to the north, gave us Steve Staunton, the kid on Sweet 16, Harp Lager and gravity hills, as well as a lot of counterfeit goods, DVDs and false proof of identity

Drogheda, to the south, gave us Ian Harte, Gary Kelly, a crazy doctor and a news story claiming its the pr0n mecca of Ireland. Also located nearby will be Ireland's first incinerator, scandalous carry-on hi!

My sincere apologies for associating the sweet 16 thingy with the wrong town, no offense meant.:D

upmeath

galwayrush wrote: »

My sincere apologies for associating the sweet 16 thingy with the wrong town, no offense meant.:D

No worries, no offence taken. I've no loyalty to either town, or the county as a (w)hole, just setting the record straight!

wudangclan

oliver plunkett would lose his head if he heard this

If I was from Drogheda Id be a cronic five knuckle shuffler too

MikeC101

leitrim lad wrote: »

and who might have carried out this poll for the sunday world,

wouldnt happen to be a certain pr2ck who was on the late late a few weeks ago trying to demolish the seanad

now ian is trying to win back the support of county louth to save his waffling carreir,


but i do however like tha accent of women from that general area

What are you on about? Looking for any excuse to whinge about him I suppose!

Ian O Doherty writes for the Indo, why would he be conducting a poll for the Sunday World??

Demolish the Seanad! He was hardly there with a big bag of explosives!

I assume this article was based on Google figures? Anyone know?

Biggins

MikeC101 wrote: »

...I assume this article was based on Google figures? Anyone know?

I would have thought the whole thing was based around female figures!
Go figure!

Personally, I'd rather be doing a poke than a google myself!

RATM

upmeath wrote: »

Was that not Dundalk too? People should familiarise themselves with the geography of the Wee County. Put simply, it has 2 large towns, one at either end.

Dundalk, to the north, gave us Steve Staunton, the kid on Sweet 16, Harp Lager and gravity hills, as well as a lot of counterfeit goods, DVDs and false proof of identity

Drogheda, to the south, gave us Ian Harte, Gary Kelly, a crazy doctor and a news story claiming its the pr0n mecca of Ireland. Also located nearby will be Ireland's first incinerator, scandalous carry-on hi!

Technically Drogheda gave us Steve Staunton as he was born in Our Lady of Lourdes hospital in Drogheda, the same place that mad Doctor Shine worked. Droghedians used to claim him as their own but since his stint as manager of the football team all those claims have since been given up and the blame lies entirely on Dundalk's door:D

leitrim lad

MikeC101 wrote: »

What are you on about? Looking for any excuse to whinge about him I suppose!

Ian O Doherty writes for the Indo, why would he be conducting a poll for the Sunday World??

Demolish the Seanad! He was hardly there with a big bag of explosives!

I assume this article was based on Google figures? Anyone know?

o great another pr2ck lover

go join him then if you love him that much, because the rest of us are out to get him, not join him.

and anyway this is about good looking women in drogheda, not some yupee who thinks he can waffle on about who runs the country,

i would imagine drogheda women are ,better because of the whole smuggling thing ,and the pole is really a lie because trying to trace anything in louth is like trying to identify someone by the dirt under their nails

Terry

Bonus points to the person who can find the thread which gave life to this article.

MikeC101

leitrim lad wrote: »

o great another pr2ck lover

go join him then if you love him that much, because the rest of us are out to get him, not join him.

and anyway this is about good looking women in drogheda, not some yupee who thinks he can waffle on about who runs the country,

Exactly!! You were the one who started ranting about it, , plus the thread is about Drogheda being the porn capital of Ireland, not good looking women in drogheda!

*googles "hawt pr2ck pr0n"*

galwayrush

Terry wrote: »

Bonus points to the person who can find the thread which gave life to this article.

What's the prize, a pack of tissues?:D

MikeC101

Had a look at the Sunday World article - it seems that the basis for this claim is the amount of times people from Drogheda entered the word "porn" in Google.

Which in fairness really just shows that they're probably not that used to surfing for porn, it's all about the niche searches folks!

thelordofcheese

Special K wrote: »

So according to the Sunday World [yes that fabulous newspaper] people in Drogheda look up porn more than anyone else in Ireland! Being from Drawda myself, find it difficult to believe that their women and men are hornier than any other town! Maybe they just get it less than any other town and are forced to go online for "cheap thrills"!!

Surely, if it was the porn capital of ireland, it's be irelands leading producer of porn, not it's highest consumer of porn.

Actually, on second thought, i prefer it this way, nobody in their right mind would want to see a drogheda woman naked.....

leitrim lad

MikeC101 wrote: »

Had a look at the Sunday World article - it seems that the basis for this claim is the amount of times people from Drogheda entered the word "porn" in Google.

Which in fairness really just shows that they're probably not that used to surfing for porn, it's all about the niche searches folks!

what will they do next sunday,

what county googles knife/gun the most and oh wait guess what they will come up with limerick

media, tha definition of wasters

MikeC101

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Surely, if it was the porn capital of ireland, it's be irelands leading producer of porn, not it's highest consumer of porn.

Actually, on second thought, i prefer it this way, nobody in their right mind would want to see a drogheda woman naked.....

Wouldn't want to get facts or common sense get in the way of a good headline though. At least it will give those who are so inclined something to be morally outraged at.

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that the Sunday World (especially the "exposés") are designed to titillate more than anything else? Especially with the one about men on golf holidays going to hookers. It listed prices you'd be expected to pay, areas where it was most prevalent, and lots of nice pictures of the girls in revealing clothing. While the tone tried to convey moral outrage, it really felt more like they were selling it.

There's a real double standard with papers like that.

leitrim lad

i would say they were getting paid for the advertisement of it, and then they decided to screw the punters by doing a story on it ,to fill empty space ,

they have alot of that lately, papers getting way smaller

upmeath

MikeC101 wrote: »

...it seems that the basis for this claim is the amount of times people from Drogheda entered the word "porn" in Google

Could be a particularly bold batch of second class students in the boys national school over there at the minute. Who googles "porn"?

MikeC101

upmeath wrote: »

Could be a particularly bold batch of second class students in the boys national school over there at the minute. Who googles "porn"?

Me, just now! *cough* For research of course.

Surprised to see the Wikipedia article on it so far down the first page!

Wertz

upmeath wrote: »

Was that not Dundalk too?
Dundalk, to the north...the kid on Sweet 16,

Oh hell no, we're not taking ownership of that wee fruit either. He's from Blackrock, which is a whole 7 miles away from us. We will admit liability for Staunton though...and Jim Corr too I suppose.

Having read this thread, it would appear the Sunday World has a large circulation amongst AHers. Go and read a real newspaper, not this tarted up crap and celeb goss dressed up as news, you bunch of heathens...

Latchy

Sunday World newspaper has about as much relevance in the real world as last weeks used tea bags .Although used tea bags are supposed to make good compost

af_thefragile

What else could one do in Drogheda!

leitrim lad

wash your diesel

Tar.Aldarion

mike65 wrote: »

I thought it was Sligo as the population whack off to local hero Aine Chambers

We don't have to look her up, you can just look out the window and start your whacking day.

upmeath

Wertz wrote: »

Oh hell no, we're not taking ownership of that wee fruit either. He's from Blackrock, which is a whole 7 miles away from us.

7 miles? Really? Even today? Isn't Blackrock home to the world's biggest bunk bed too? I believe it's on the beach there. For such a small county Louth is seriously fcuked up. Only county in the lower 26 affected by foot and mouth, geomagnetic anomalies, crazy doctors, crazy accents, giant bunk beds, and a knack for googling pr0n?

Wertz

upmeath wrote: »

7 miles? Really? Even today? Isn't Blackrock home to the world's biggest bunk bed too? I believe it's on the beach there. For such a small county Louth is seriously fcuked up. Only county in the lower 26 affected by foot and mouth, geomagnetic anomalies, crazy doctors, crazy accents, giant bunk beds, and a knack for googling pr0n?

The town boundaries may well be blurred since bungalow blight and the craze for dormitory towns took off, but it's still about that distance from the centre of one to the other. People from the 'rock would be horrified to think that their address would show Dundalk anywhere in the title...so I'll be damned if we take the blame for the halfwit and his MTV antics
Don't know anything about a bunkbed.
The foot and mouth was those northern feckers and their compo culture trying to make a few quid.
Can't argue with the rest of it...

Biggins

upmeath wrote: »

...For such a small county Louth is seriously fcuked up. Only county in the lower 26 affected by foot and mouth, geomagnetic anomalies, crazy doctors, crazy accents, giant bunk beds, and a knack for googling pr0n?

Don't forget, for a single county, per head, Louth has the highest rates of leukaemia and cancer in the whole of Ireland (and reportedly, Western Europe).
All coincidence of course to the fact that directly across 90 miles away is Sellafield ("Windscale" before they tried a clean-up publicity stunt). :rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

mike65 wrote: »

I thought it was Sligo as the population whack off to local hero Aine Chambers

They don't need to go on the internet for that. All just meet up at the leisure centre.

b28

You all sound like bitter small minded people! :S

S.I.R

Special K wrote: »

So according to the Sunday World [yes that fabulous newspaper] people in Drogheda look up porn more than anyone else in Ireland! Being from Drawda myself, find it difficult to believe that their women and men are hornier than any other town! Maybe they just get it less than any other town and are forced to go online for "cheap thrills"!!

what else is their to do ??


its a f*cking Dive !