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What to do on a Saturday night on your own

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    #32
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    leitrim lad wrote: »
    and so are the yupees who used to go out of there way to buy over these women

    Your gruesome grammar aside, what the hell are you talking about?


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    #33
    leitrim lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭leitrim lad


    bravestarr082 wrote: »
    Your gruesome grammar aside, what the hell are you talking about?

    o dunno i cant remember ,prob just a spur of the moment thingy, i have noticed this happening alot lately


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    #34
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    stovelid wrote: »
    Murder your parents and bury them under the patio. Who do they think they are, hogging their own sitting room like that?


    Or better yet, murder them...put them to bed and collect their social welfare entitlements for the next 20years, all the while reading them a bedtime story every night.


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    #35
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    stovelid wrote: »
    Murder your parents and bury them under the patio. Who do they think they are, hogging their own sitting room like that?

    ...making sure their will has been properly amended first of course.


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    #36
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Go to the pound shop and buy an assortment of hats,then see how many you can put on your head at one time,then go to bed and have a Tom Hank.
    Aw god, hats.

    Damn that's hot.

    /bedfap


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    #37
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Make an apple pie!


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    #38
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    irish-stew wrote: »
    along way to go if the OP does not live in dublin

    :D

    Idea for a thread right there. What's the furthest you've driven to get nookie


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    #39
    leitrim lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭leitrim lad


    well its time to beat up the sitting room and curse nuala carey again


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    #40
    rainbow kirby
    Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Attempt to verify the truth of Rule 34 of the internet. Incidental fapping and vomiting along the way to be expected.


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    #41
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    Attempt to verify the truth of Rule 34 of the internet. Incidental fapping and vomiting along the way to be expected.
    +1 for this.

    Start on wombles. That's a good place to start.


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    #42
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,213 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Listen to Rush

    It's what I'm doing until it's pub time

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #43
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Find out where you local Fianna Fail representative lives

    Slip into Zombie mode and charge at their sitting room windows repeatedly until they are proper scared.

    Then slip a polite note through some orifice of the house explaining that this will continue until they do the right thing for the country.

    Do this even if you are the FF local representative.


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    #44
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    op. cry yourself to sleep :p


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    #45
    soundsham
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭soundsham


    blinding wrote: »
    Find out where you local Fianna Fail representative lives

    Slip into Zombie mode and charge at their sitting room windows repeatedly until they are proper scared.

    Then slip a polite note through some orifice of the house explaining that this will continue until they do the right thing for the country.

    Do this even if you are the FF local representative.


    also drop a note in the letter box to say "sorry i missed you when i called"
    as the fcukers themselves do coz there too ashamed to ring any doorbells................phew..rant over!!


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    #46
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Crack one off


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    #47
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Presumably you've got a computer so you can watch your dvd's on that (depends where it is though).


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    #48
    JessieJames
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭JessieJames


    irish-stew wrote: »
    along way to go if the OP does not live in dublin

    :D


    all the better he gets out for the night... :)


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    #49
    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    I have it.


    Have a danger ****. Balls naked for an extra thrill. With the door wide open. And the curtains open.


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    #50
    soundsham
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭soundsham


    spend some quality time cathing up on what has been added to redtube;)


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    #51
    Jet Black
    Registered Users Posts: 3,843 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    bravestarr082 wrote: »
    With the parents next door for the element of dangerous.


    There was a guy I went to school with and he told me he did this. About a minute before he was finishing he called his mam. He called it a panic ****... I called him a wierdo.


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    #52
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    nummnutts wrote: »
    Read a book/knock one out.
    Leprachaun wrote: »
    Fap fap fap?
    leitrim lad wrote: »
    pull the lad of yourself thinking about all the good looking women your missin out on by staying in
    spoonbadger wrote: »
    Aw god, hats.

    Damn that's hot.

    /bedfap
    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    Attempt to verify the truth of Rule 34 of the internet. Incidental fapping and vomiting along the way to be expected.
    Agent Smith wrote: »
    Crack one off
    Captain-America wrote: »
    I have it.


    Have a danger ****. Balls naked for an extra thrill. With the door wide open. And the curtains open.

    What conclusion would you think that new posters might possibly draw about the average poster to AH upon reading the above posts?


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    #53
    leitrim lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭leitrim lad


    that everyone here is a sex crazed lunatic


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    #54
    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What conclusion would you think that new posters might possibly draw about the average poster to AH upon reading the above posts?


    Ferocious masturbators?


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    #55
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What conclusion would you think that new posters might possibly draw about the average poster to AH upon reading the above posts?

    That hats are class?


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    #56
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What conclusion would you think that new posters might possibly draw about the average poster to AH upon reading the above posts?

    That there is a few €'s to made from repairing sticky keyboards?


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    #57
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Danger **** FTW


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    #58
    hupyago
    Registered Users Posts: 153 ✭✭hupyago


    the radio can be good also the saturday papers can be good ( the guardian and the saturday times) or just surf the web for whatever interests ya
    tubridys on in a few minutes , could be good , usually depends on the guests and how many drinks or jelly beans bryans had
    also this might help
    http://entertainment.ie
    great site


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    #59
    soundsham
    Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭soundsham


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What conclusion would you think that new posters might possibly draw about the average poster to AH upon reading the above posts?


    very few women spend sat night in front of a computer........except the ones you have to pay to do things:eek:


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    #60
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    Captain-America wrote: »
    I have it.


    Have a danger ****. Balls naked for an extra thrill. With the door wide open. And the curtains open.

    Lol. This gave me untold joy :D.
    Mask wrote: »
    There was a guy I went to school with and he told me he did this. About a minute before he was finishing he called his mam. He called it a panic ****... I called him a wierdo.

    -"MOM! Get in here quick!!"
    -"Sure, what's going o-GOOD GOD,WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!"
    -"YEAH, EAT THAT SH1T B1TCH!!!"
    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What conclusion would you think that new posters might possibly draw about the average poster to AH upon reading the above posts?

    That they're not doing it *anywhere* near enough! :D.


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    #61
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    soundsham wrote: »
    very few women spend sat night in front of a computer........except the ones you have to pay to do things:eek:

    recession = freebies :D


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