What to do on a Saturday night on your own

wylo

Any advice for me here?
Heres the story, i live at home with the parents, none of my mates are going out for a night out tonight, not too pushed myself either. I would love to rent a few films but dont have a telly to watch them (parents using it), I have a car though.
What will I do?????

Ruu_Old

Watch a few films with your parents? Going to have to be PG unless you want to awkward sex scene moment where you all cough or go make the tea.

Gary ITR

Drive up Baggot St. pick up a woman and have an aul ride

maxxie

Go doggin

Havermeyer

Read a book/knock one out.

Mr Benevolent

Pizza. Bottle of wine. Good book.

Go to it.

phasers

Cry.

AckwelFoley

Get in the car, drive around the dark streets, find someone vulnerable....








...and throw eggs at them

North_West_Art

go to the dog track if theres one near, you could win a few quid

shenanigans1982

Do the decent thing and go out for a drive....your ma and da probably f*ck each other blind on a Saturday night and will spend the night cursing you if you don't.

leitrim lad

book a call girl, fun all round

SoupyNorman

Cover myself in Jeyes fluid and watch the neighbors come and go through the net curtains...thats what I do (edit)

Abi

wylo wrote: »

Any advice for me here?
Heres the story, i live at home with the parents, none of my mates are going out for a night out tonight, not too pushed myself either. I would love to rent a few films but dont have a telly to watch them (parents using it), I have a car though.
What will I do?????

Cinema?

I wonder why it is that people feel so uneasy, when left on their own for an evening. If you only go out with a specific few friends, then you are one of many sheeple of the population.

And another thing. Why don't you have your own tv? Is there no other tv in the house? Scratch that. How old are you?

Wertz

phasers wrote: »

Cry.

Followed by a long drawn out suicide. I can personally recommend weedkiller. It gives everyone a chance to say their goodbyes...

Mint Sauce

Onkle wrote: »

Drive up Baggot St. pick up a woman and have an aul ride

along way to go if the OP does not live in dublin

Leprachaun

Fap fap fap?

SoupyNorman

Leprachaun wrote: »

Fap fap fap?

With the parents next door for the element of dangerous.

wylo

Abigayle wrote: »

Cinema?

I wonder why it is that people feel so uneasy, when left on their own for an evening. If you only go out with a specific few friends, then you are one of many sheeple of the population.

And another thing. Why don't you have your own tv? Is there no other tv in the house? Scratch that. How old are you?

well unfortunately due to circumstances involving economies and jobs and what not Ive had to take a new career path and go into a training course , which forced me to kind of reset my life and go back home , Im 26

I might hit the cinema alright, seems like the only option.

What you mean by being one of many sheeple? Sorry if Im not popular enough to have 1000s of friends to chose from, anyway im just not pushed on hitting the town for drinking.

Firetrap

Go to the pound shop and buy some paints and paper. Sell the ensuing magnum opuses tomorrow.

Local-womanizer

Firetrap wrote: »

Go to the pound shop and buy some paints and paper. Sell the ensuing magnum opuses tomorrow.

Go to the pound shop and buy an assortment of hats,then see how many you can put on your head at one time,then go to bed and have a Tom Hank.

dr.bollocko

Sell your car and move out.

leitrim lad

pull the lad of yourself thinking about all the good looking women your missin out on by staying in

SoupyNorman

leitrim lad wrote: »

pull the lad of yourself thinking about all the good looking women your missin out on by staying in

How generous of you to share your technique.

Latchy

Invite some random stranger home to ' meet the parents ' .They'll be annoyed and piss off to bed early , leaving you and your new friend time to watch your American pie dvd .

Abi

wylo wrote: »

well unfortunately due to circumstances involving economies and jobs and what not Ive had to take a new career path and go into a training course , which forced me to kind of reset my life and go back home , Im 26

I might hit the cinema alright, seems like the only option.

What you mean by being one of many sheeple? Sorry if Im not popular enough to have 1000s of friends to chose from, anyway im just not pushed on hitting the town for drinking.

Nnnaww jeez. I have this weird feeling, and I don't know what it is. All know is I don't like it!

When people are lead easily or follow in the steps of others, and dont often without opinions of their own. Sheep + people = Sheeple. I retract that now, as you are broke :pac:

leitrim lad

bravestarr082 wrote: »

How generous of you to share your technique.

very good

your quick

hense the sarcasm

there are no good looking women going out these days, there all broke and so are the yupees who used to go out of there way to buy over these women

Overheal

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Do the decent thing and go out for a drive....your ma and da probably f*ck each other blind on a Saturday night and will spend the night cursing you if you don't.

Im glad nobody was home when I read that or I'd have to explain what I could possibly find so funny while sitting on the toilet.

Snowie

read watch tv chill out do nothing ....

i do that a lot surf boards and the net

stovelid

Murder your parents and bury them under the patio. Who do they think they are, hogging their own sitting room like that?

Volvoboy

I'd love to go out and get phished tonight (i've recently found out how fun getting drunk is). But i've to work tonight. :mad:

But roll on getting mamboed on tuesday! :pac:

leitrim lad

o i forgot it was saturday ,feels like friday for me,

in that case do the lotto, then watch it and when your numbers dont come up beat up the sitting room , and put every curse unfer the sun on nuala carey, and then watch tubridy tonight

SoupyNorman

leitrim lad wrote: »

and so are the yupees who used to go out of there way to buy over these women

Your gruesome grammar aside, what the hell are you talking about?

leitrim lad

bravestarr082 wrote: »

Your gruesome grammar aside, what the hell are you talking about?

o dunno i cant remember ,prob just a spur of the moment thingy, i have noticed this happening alot lately

SoupyNorman

stovelid wrote: »

Murder your parents and bury them under the patio. Who do they think they are, hogging their own sitting room like that?

Or better yet, murder them...put them to bed and collect their social welfare entitlements for the next 20years, all the while reading them a bedtime story every night.

Wertz

stovelid wrote: »

Murder your parents and bury them under the patio. Who do they think they are, hogging their own sitting room like that?

...making sure their will has been properly amended first of course.

spoonbadger

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Go to the pound shop and buy an assortment of hats,then see how many you can put on your head at one time,then go to bed and have a Tom Hank.

Aw god, hats.

Damn that's hot.

/bedfap

jester77

Make an apple pie!

Gary ITR

irish-stew wrote: »

along way to go if the OP does not live in dublin

Idea for a thread right there. What's the furthest you've driven to get nookie

leitrim lad

well its time to beat up the sitting room and curse nuala carey again

rainbow kirby

Attempt to verify the truth of Rule 34 of the internet. Incidental fapping and vomiting along the way to be expected.

spoonbadger

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Attempt to verify the truth of Rule 34 of the internet. Incidental fapping and vomiting along the way to be expected.

+1 for this.

Start on wombles. That's a good place to start.

GLaDOS

Listen to Rush

It's what I'm doing until it's pub time

blinding

Find out where you local Fianna Fail representative lives

Slip into Zombie mode and charge at their sitting room windows repeatedly until they are proper scared.

Then slip a polite note through some orifice of the house explaining that this will continue until they do the right thing for the country.

Do this even if you are the FF local representative.

JIZZLORD

op. cry yourself to sleep

soundsham

blinding wrote: »

Find out where you local Fianna Fail representative lives

Slip into Zombie mode and charge at their sitting room windows repeatedly until they are proper scared.

Then slip a polite note through some orifice of the house explaining that this will continue until they do the right thing for the country.

Do this even if you are the FF local representative.

also drop a note in the letter box to say "sorry i missed you when i called"
as the fcukers themselves do coz there too ashamed to ring any doorbells................phew..rant over!!

Agent Smith

Crack one off

Acacia

Presumably you've got a computer so you can watch your dvd's on that (depends where it is though).

JessieJames

irish-stew wrote: »

along way to go if the OP does not live in dublin

all the better he gets out for the night...

Captain-America

I have it.


Have a danger ****. Balls naked for an extra thrill. With the door wide open. And the curtains open.

soundsham

spend some quality time cathing up on what has been added to redtube;)

Jet Black

bravestarr082 wrote: »

With the parents next door for the element of dangerous.

There was a guy I went to school with and he told me he did this. About a minute before he was finishing he called his mam. He called it a panic ****... I called him a wierdo.