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K4t

For anyone familiar with Family Guy....My brother and I watch it the odd bit together and are obsessed with the black character Cleveland, especially his voice and the tone of it. It's basically a fetish at this stage.

At my lc graduation mass a few months there were a few priest saying the mass. Anyway, the last priest up to say a prayer had the exact, and I mean tone, pitch etc. same voice as Cleveland from Family Guy. I couldn't believe it, I started laughing but tried to restrict it as we were standing up but this only caused me to start making the odd gasp of laughter! It was just sheer brilliance, the fact that he was a white guy, a priest, just added a whole other dimension to it.:D Very funny. It still makes me smile now when I think of it. A true laugh out loud moment.

donmeister

brummytom wrote: »

I got called impotent by my maths teacher. Never had any explanation for that one.

He/She meant this Tom :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction

brummytom

donmeister wrote: »

He/She meant this Tom :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction

Oh I knew exactly what she meant

Just no idea why she said it... I think she meant impetulant (sp?) or something

aine-maire

brummytom wrote: »

Oh I knew exactly what she meant

Just no idea why she said it... I think she meant impetulant (sp?) or something

Maybe she meant impudent? :pac::)

Jesus Juice

Our English teacher always finds dirty hidden meanings in Hamlet.
One sentence with the word ''cock'' in it and shes set off laughing.

The other day in school my Irish teacher was giving out to me for something petty,so when she turned around I gave her the middle finger to her back as she walked back to the desk.She seen.
Damn those windows and their really good reflections.

FredBaby!

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Our English teacher always finds dirty hidden meanings in Hamlet.
One sentence with the word ''cock'' in it and shes set off laughing..[/quote

my art teacher is like that-if she comes across a word like 'knob' she'll be really silent for a while to try and not laugh but you know she wants to!

Luno

I have so many dunno where to start..
This happened to a friend of mine. We were heading into class late and anyways she opens the door of the wrong class, walks in sits down and says oh sorry were late miss takes out all her books the teacher starts to laugh then says your not in this class the girl goes yeah I am, Looks around her runs out nearly crying. Poor girl but was hilarious at the time

D4RK ONION

Me and my long time friend Neil used to try to get each other in trouble in Maths. For instance, if when one of us blanked out, and the teacher would ask us something, the other would give the person a completely ludicrous answer to make them sound thick. My favourite one was:

Teacher: What answer did you get?
Me: *wakes* am...
Neil: (whispers) 4.723+2i
Me: eh... 4.723+2i?
Teacher: So what you're saying is, if I roll a dice and flip a coin a certain amount of times, the number of times that even + heads will come up is 4.723+2i?!
Me: ... ... ... I have no response for that...