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Butlins

  • 09-04-2009 9:00am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17


    Can someone answer this question thats been boggling me for years

    Has anyone ever been to butlins and the call in the swimming pool
    'can all the blue bands leave the pool,can all the blue bands leave the pool Thank You' and on they call every now and then with a new colour they've just picked randomly

    My question is What happens if you dont leave the pool?

    Do you get shot down mid breast stroke?:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Surprise buttsex from a redcoat was the punishment if memory serves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    The band explodes, killing you instantly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    The blue bands were the cnuts who'd always moon the restaurant below.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Anarchy happens. The end of civilisation as we know it. You wanna risk that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    WTF?

    This sounds very much like a made up story tbh.

    Did the yellow bands have to piss in the pool before they left?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 barbie princess


    Maybe the steal your clothes and you have to wear one the mascots suites back to your run down apartment:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,347 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    Suppose we'l never know now 'cause the fordeiners took away our mosney. now were am I supposed to take little Rita and little Deano for their holiers?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 barbie princess


    connundrum wrote: »
    WTF?

    This sounds very much like a made up story tbh.

    Did the yellow bands have to piss in the pool before they left?


    lik anyone would be so smart to make a thing lik that up.. obviously you were one the rich kids who went to haven instead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    They didn't have coloured bands in the Swimming Pool in Butlins/Mosney, no they were all strictly Caucasian! Ka Bumtish!

    Seriously though, they only had the band system in local swimming pools.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Maybe the steal your clothes and you have to wear one the mascots suites back to your run down apartment:rolleyes:

    That's no joke. Have you ever had to walk back to your apartment wearing a couch? I did once and I was sweating buckets after just 10minutes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 barbie princess


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    They didn't have coloured bands in the Swimming Pool in Butlins/Mosney, no they were all strictly Caucasian! Ka Bumtish!

    Seriously though, they only had the band system in local swimming pools.


    we've got some none believers going on..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Last time I was in Butlins I was too drunk to go near the pool. I did see J Mascis and Lou Barlow from Dinosaur Jr in a shop buying yoghurt though.

    Hope that helped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    we've got some none believers going on..
    Oh I believe alright, I believe that you are wrong my friend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Surprise buttsex from a redcoat was the punishment if memory serves

    Some us stayed for the free buttseks


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Surprise buttsex from a redcoat was the punishment if memory serves
    Ted Bovis shows no mercy, uses no lube and screams "Hi De Hi, Campers!" with each thrust as you choke on your own tears.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Robbo wrote: »
    Ted Bovis shows no mercy, uses no lube and screams "Hi De Hi, Campers!" with each thrust as you choke on your own tears.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    lik anyone would be so smart to make a thing lik that up.. obviously you were one the rich kids who went to haven instead
    Are you talking about Butlins in the UK?
    We haven't had a Butlins here for about 25 years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Terry wrote: »
    Are you talking about Butlins in the UK?
    We haven't had a Butlins here for about 25 years.

    Ah Terry it's more like 15 years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Terry wrote: »
    Are you talking about Butlins in the UK?
    We haven't had a Butlins here for about 25 years.
    I presumed she meant Mosney?

    Bring back Mosney!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    Ah Terry it's more like 15 years.
    It was changed to Mosney in the 80's.

    Kiera wrote: »
    I presumed she meant Mosney?

    Bring back Mosney!!
    I'm going by the "Haven" comment.
    Haven holidays is an English company, If memory serves.

    Edit: yep.
    http://www.haven.com/index.aspx


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Terry wrote: »
    It was changed to Mosney in the 80's.



    I'm going by the "Haven" comment.
    Haven holidays is an English company, If memory serves.
    Yeah so was Butlins but i remember everyone calling Mosney Butlins when i was younger.

    Bring back Mosney :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Isn't Butlins where you have to wear those stripey pyjamas?


  • Posts: 5,869 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No, that's Ballybough.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Isn't Butlins where you have to wear those stripey pyjamas?
    Soon. Be patient.

    Economic crisis - check.
    Political unrest - check.
    Convenient scapegoat group - TBA. There wouldn't be enough bankers and builders for a decent pogrom and campaign of hate, so it may well be the furrners since this is AH.

    My money's on Declan Ganley to lead the way. I aim to be either a careerist collaborator or a wartime profiteer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yeah so was Butlins but i remember everyone calling Mosney Butlins when i was younger.

    Bring back Mosney :D
    It used to be Butlins, but it was sold in the 80's.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosney#Mosney_Holiday_Centre


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    They didn't have coloured bands in the Swimming Pool in Butlins/Mosney, no they were all strictly Caucasian! Ka Bumtish!

    Seriously though, they only had the band system in local swimming pools.

    Correct. Butlins/Mosney never had armbands as such to distinguish swimmers.
    There was armbands for locker keys.
    Once you put your clothes in a locker and locked it, you had the ability with a attached thick rubber band to your key, to keep it on your arm or leg.

    Maybe this is what your thinking of in relation to Mosney?

    http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4299/0cd58b00.jpg
    http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7647/0d458b80.jpg
    http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8473/0db58b20.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    This post has been deleted.
    I'm old. I remember the change.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Biggins wrote: »

    Flashback overload! I had forgotten completely but now I remember being in that place. That tube thing down the far end of Pic#1 of the pool had a big dip in it before it spat you out into the pool iirc. Plenty of chlorinated water straight up the nose.

    When were those pix taken?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Flashback overload! I had forgotten completely but now I remember being in that place. That tube thing down the far end of Pic#1 of the pool had a big dip in it before it spat you out into the pool iirc. Plenty of chlorinated water straight up the nose.

    When were those pix taken?

    That design was done to the pool around 1986 originally.
    So the pics were taken within a year or two since then. Later on there was one or two additional features added.
    I worked in Mosney for two years as a teenager.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ndIrQAl9Hs

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=00e32b3caeb099639259c0c64dabc22c&gid=12565120594&ref=search

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=00e32b3caeb099639259c0c64dabc22c&gid=13102223513&ref=search


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    This post has been deleted.
    Isn't there a place in Cork or Kerry?
    Can't think of the name of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    The band explodes, killing you instantly

    Battle Royale ftw!
    Suppose we'l never know now 'cause the fordeiners took away our mosney. now were am I supposed to take little Rita and little Deano for their holiers?!

    Courtown!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Terry wrote: »
    Isn't there a place in Cork or Kerry?
    Can't think of the name of it.

    Trabollgan (spelling not quite correct)
    Smaller in scale and at the time when Mosney was going, way more expensive.

    All the postcards in the youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ndIrQAl9Hs) I own as well.
    I have for years been collecting Money items. Has built up to quite a memorable collection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Mosney is where they used to have the community games. Great weekend at the end of every summer!

    Now it's where they put DE IMMIGRANTS!!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Mosney is where they used to have the community games. Great weekend at the end of every summer!

    Now it's where they put DE IMMIGRANTS!!!!

    ...and Homelands for two short years. Mad stuff.
    I got to see a certain famous singer/DJ high as a kite in a VIP section, collapsed on the floor.
    He was never able to do a set he was booked for lol.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I have a confession...I used to be one of the guys who ran the Swan Pedalos in Mosney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Quint


    Biggins wrote: »
    I worked in Mosney for two years as a teenager.
    Me to. Poxy wages, but you got your food and board, so all your wages went of drink. Happy days


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Quint wrote: »
    Me to. Poxy wages, but you got your food and board, so all your wages went of drink. Happy days

    When were you there? I was there for the last few years it was open.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I was there 86/87 and start of 88.

    Yep, showing my age. LOL

    Had an absolute ball. The staff disco after we got paid that day was a riot!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I have a confession...I used to be one of the guys who ran the Swan Pedalos in Mosney.

    Your face is familiar! lol

    Anyone remember the staff room over beside the post office?
    4 white walls - a table tennis table and feck all else!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Biggins wrote: »
    Your face is familiar! lol

    I was there in the late 90's so you must have brought your kids down Biggins.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I was there in the late 90's so you must have brought your kids down Biggins.

    Went back a few times to visit. lol.
    I miss the craic. :(


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I don't remember the arm band thing, I remember you used to have to go to swimming pool reception and get a coloured raffle ticket and then you came back and swam at the time relating to that colour and then after an hour the whistle blew and it was time to get out and then the next colour got in so everyone had to be out of the pool before the next group got in.

    Do you remember the gravity? I never went on that, I wanted to but I only ever went with my mam and dad and my mam was too scared to let me on it :(

    Did anyone ever stay in mosney? I only ever went for the day!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ...Did anyone ever stay in mosney? I only ever went for the day!

    Two blooming full seasons while I worked there.
    The chalets then were as near to closets as you could get! lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Biggins wrote: »
    Correct. Butlins/Mosney never had armbands as such to distinguish swimmers.
    There was armbands for locker keys.
    Once you put your clothes in a locker and locked it, you had the ability with a attached thick rubber band to your key, to keep it on your arm or leg.

    Maybe this is what your thinking of in relation to Mosney?

    http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4299/0cd58b00.jpg
    http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7647/0d458b80.jpg
    http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8473/0db58b20.jpg
    Biggins wrote: »
    That design was done to the pool around 1976 originally.
    So the pics were taken within a year or two since then. Later on there was one or two additional features added.
    I worked in Mosney for two years as a teenager.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ndIrQAl9Hs

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=00e32b3caeb099639259c0c64dabc22c&gid=12565120594&ref=search

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=00e32b3caeb099639259c0c64dabc22c&gid=13102223513&ref=search
    I think those changes were done much much later than 1976. I went to Mosney quite a few times when I was a kid in the 80's so I remember that the water used to come right up to the edge were the guy is sitting (on the left in the first picture) and above the windows. I remember it well because I jump into the 10 foot, as it was at the time, and nearly drowned. Those windows looked out onto the little street beside the place that had the slot machines & amusements.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    what a cool job to have as a teenager though. I worked in Graham O'Sullivans. Not quite the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    This post has been deleted.

    No, definitely Butlins - "Arbeit macht frei - for two weeks full board and fun-packed fun". I distinctly remember the ads.


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