Number 1 reason NOT to visit Canada...

helios · 27-03-2009 1:31pm #1

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patmac · 27-03-2009 1:33pm

helios wrote: »

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Better keep away from Ireland so especially Donegal.

MooseJam · 27-03-2009 1:33pm

how did that happen

MagicMarker · 27-03-2009 1:33pm

helios wrote: »

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The fúcker lives here and you don't think we should go to Canada because thay have 1 dvd?

Your logic is flawless.

Wagon · 27-03-2009 1:33pm

Yeah yeah, blame Canada.

WindSock · 27-03-2009 1:34pm

If thats the number ONE reason then I had better start booking my flights.

AnonoBoy · 27-03-2009 1:36pm

helios wrote: »

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Pfft... stupid Canadians. Bestseller is one word not two. I will not be going there, that's for sure.

Thanks for the heads up helios.

patmac · 27-03-2009 1:37pm

WindSock wrote: »

If thats the number ONE reason then I had better start booking my flights.

Went there last year fantastic country, everybody should in their lifetime drive from Banff to Jasper pass the Icefields amazing country, never heard Daniel mentioned once over there.

Darragh29 · 27-03-2009 1:38pm

Daniel O Donnell is for losers.

1mcampo1 · 27-03-2009 1:52pm

^^^
Well said

Quazzie · 27-03-2009 1:53pm

2 dvds actually

Sea Sharp · 27-03-2009 1:55pm

Don't forget Bryan Adams and Celion Dion.

ejmaztec · 27-03-2009 1:57pm

Daniel O'Donnell on the outside and hardcore porn dvd on the inside - the only reason for it being a best seller.

Kold · 27-03-2009 2:42pm

WindSock wrote: »

If thats the number ONE reason then I had better start booking my flights.

It's the only one I've heard which is why I'm heading over in a couple of weeks.

Oh... and milk in bags.. wtf?

sagat · 27-03-2009 2:59pm

If Daniel can be a best seller in Canada then surely any of us could jump a plane there, declare ourselves king upon arrival and the natives would submit to our sheer awesomeness.

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 3:02pm

Wagon wrote: »

Yeah yeah, blame Canada.

Hey buddy, dont blame Canada

Lobelia Overhill · 27-03-2009 3:16pm

Kold wrote: »

Oh... and milk in bags.. wtf?

They also sell it in cartons and plastic bottles

Kintarō Hattori · 27-03-2009 3:44pm

Kold wrote: »

Oh... and milk in bags.. wtf?

They have that in poland too:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/liamandagnieszka/1419579343/

Mr.Lizard · 27-03-2009 3:45pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Hey buddy, dont blame Canada

He's not your buddy guy.

Local-womanizer · 27-03-2009 3:46pm

Wee Daniel is a legend:mad:

The pride of Ireland!

FlutterinBantam · 27-03-2009 3:47pm

I never involve myself in threads with spelling/grammar mistakes in the title.

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 3:49pm

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

He's not your buddy guy.

I'm not your guy, friend

Mr.Lizard · 27-03-2009 3:51pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm not your guy, friend

I'm not your friend, buddy!

Local-womanizer · 27-03-2009 3:53pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I never involve myself in threads with spelling/grammar mistakes in the title.

You just did.....

karen3212 · 27-03-2009 4:06pm

Yeah but, tis only a very small % of a very small % of any population that buys DVDs

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 4:24pm

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

I'm not your friend, buddy!

^__^

mickoneill30 · 27-03-2009 4:30pm

karen3212 wrote: »

Yeah but, tis only a very small % of a very small % of any population that buys DVDs

Yeah. The rest download Daniels music from torrents.

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 4:39pm

mickoneill30 wrote: »

Yeah. The rest download Daniels music from torrents.

I would doubt that. Anyone who knows how to download torrents probably isnt a Daniel O Donnell fan.

mickoneill30 · 27-03-2009 5:01pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I would doubt that. Anyone who knows how to download torrents probably isnt a Daniel O Donnell fan.

Hmmmm. Should I surround my post with Sarcasm /Sarcasm?

brettdark · 27-03-2009 5:09pm

im from canada, Ive only just heard of the guy last month, and that was on american TV (PBS) on top of that. have you looked at whats on both sides of him. I think thats the best seller in the people 65 plus section.
The real number one reason not to visit canada is the french.

magick · 27-03-2009 5:13pm

brettdark wrote: »

im from canada, Ive only just heard of the guy last month, and that was on american TV (PBS) on top of that. have you looked at whats on both sides of him. I think thats the best seller in the people 65 plus section.
The real number one reason not to visit canada is the french.

Actually i visited Quebec and the people and the place were lovely, i had a great time there, and would recommended it to anyone. Id put Canada over USA anyday of the week.

ProjectColossus · 27-03-2009 5:15pm

As already mentioned:

Bagged milk

brettdark · 27-03-2009 5:18pm

ProjectColossus wrote: »

As already mentioned:

Bagged milk

Bagged milk?

brettdark · 27-03-2009 5:19pm

ProjectColossus wrote: »

As already mentioned:

Bagged milk

bagged milk is the balls

GhostInTheRuins · 27-03-2009 5:21pm

brettdark wrote: »

bagged milk is the balls

Is that a good thing in Canada?

tony 2 tone · 27-03-2009 5:32pm

brettdark wrote: »

bagged milk is the balls

Surely you mean the b(r)e(a)st.......I'll get me coat........

liah · 27-03-2009 5:33pm

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

Don't forget Bryan Adams and Celion Dion.

To be fair, we kind of countered that by producing the one and only Neil Young..

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 5:35pm

mickoneill30 wrote: »

Hmmmm. Should I surround my post with Sarcasm /Sarcasm?

Yes....yes you should

/sarcasm

liah wrote: »

To be fair, we kind of countered that by producing the one and only Neil Young..

And William Shatner!!!!

liah · 27-03-2009 5:36pm

magick wrote: »

Actually i visited Quebec and the people and the place were lovely, i had a great time there, and would recommended it to anyone. Id put Canada over USA anyday of the week.

Visiting them and living next to them/sharing a country with them are entirely different things.

They are not nice people. Don't know how they duped you into buying that one.

brettdark · 27-03-2009 5:36pm

sorry for celine dion, i really am

liah · 27-03-2009 5:36pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

And William Shatner!!!!

William Shatner is no selling point, believe you me.

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 5:39pm

liah wrote: »

William Shatner is no selling point, believe you me.

:eek:
Take that back...Shatner > God

brettdark · 27-03-2009 5:40pm

and collin ferrell is?

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 5:44pm

brettdark wrote: »

and collin ferrell is?

...spelled wrong

liah · 27-03-2009 5:49pm

Thinking on it, the awesome people/musicians/acts/artists/actors to come out of Canada totally make up for the eejits:

Dan Aykroyd (Blues Brothers, anyone?)
The Band
Barenaked Ladies (don't care if they're not your musical taste, they're brilliant guys)
John Candy
Jim Carrey (depending on your tastes.. not mine, but lots of people love him)
Cirque de Soleil
Leonard Cohen
Michael J. Fox
the Group of Seven
The Guess Who (writers of the song American Woman)
Rachel McAdams
Loreena McKennitt
Sarah McLachlan
Deepa Mehta (director of the film Water, which was phenomenal)
Joni Mitchell (absolute revolutionary singer/songwriter!)
Alanis Morrisette
Sandra Oh
Matthew Perry (yes, Chandler is a canuck)
Rush

..we also invented:

IMAX
Basketball
Chocolate Nut bars..
Computerized Braille
The bin bag!
Java (programming language)
Snowblower and snowmobile (no big surprise there tbh)
TV system
TV camera
Telephone
Trivial Pursuit!
Wireless radio
the Zipper

..Yeah. You're welcome.

! Those are only a few, you can look the rest up yourself, cba.

brettdark · 27-03-2009 5:49pm

Colin Farell?

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 5:53pm

liah wrote: »

Thinking on it, the awesome people/musicians/acts/artists/actors to come out of Canada totally make up for the eejits:

Dan Aykroyd (Blues Brothers, anyone?)
The Band
Barenaked Ladies (don't care if they're not your musical taste, they're brilliant guys)
John Candy
Jim Carrey (depending on your tastes.. not mine, but lots of people love him)
Cirque de Soleil
Leonard Cohen
Michael J. Fox
the Group of Seven
The Guess Who (writers of the song American Woman)
Rachel McAdams
Loreena McKennitt
Sarah McLachlan
Deepa Mehta (director of the film Water, which was phenomenal)
Joni Mitchell (absolute revolutionary singer/songwriter!)
Alanis Morrisette
Sandra Oh
Matthew Perry (yes, Chandler is a canuck)
Rush

..we also invented:

IMAX
Basketball
Chocolate Nut bars..
Computerized Braille
The bin bag!
Java (programming language)
Snowblower and snowmobile (no big surprise there tbh)
TV system
TV camera
Telephone
Trivial Pursuit!
Wireless radio
the Zipper

..Yeah. You're welcome. ! Those are only a few, you can look the rest up yourself, cba.

Oh yeah? Well I bet my dad could kick your dads ass :mad:

brettdark · 27-03-2009 6:01pm

could he kick my dads ass please. do irish dads do the popeye and spinach thing but with beer?

liah · 27-03-2009 6:13pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Oh yeah? Well I bet my dad could kick your dads ass :mad:

Please get him to. My dad's a poor excuse for a human being.

Oh, and if your dad manages to find where my dad is, please get him to tell my dad he owes me 18 years of child support money.

Thanks!

Turd Ferguson · 27-03-2009 6:18pm

liah wrote: »

Please get him to. My dad's a poor excuse for a human being.

Oh, and if your dad manages to find where my dad is, please get him to tell my dad he owes me 18 years of child support money.

Thanks!

I'll pass the message along...

Captain-America · 27-03-2009 6:59pm

Daniel O' Donnell is my favourite musician.

Number 1 reason NOT to visit Canada...

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