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anyone know any families like this?

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    #32
    Sharpshooter
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    Pity they don't have cannibalistic tendencies.

    /and then there was none..


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    #33
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Fucking spacewasters.


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    #34
    Professey Chin
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    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    Fucking spacewasters.
    Lots of space


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Id say the smell in that fücking living room would make you vomit.

    clearly not - would help though!


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    #36
    fourfiveone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭fourfiveone


    "What we get...barely puts food on the table".
    Insert your own punchline:

    PS Why does the shopping list have 0 pears? Why not 0 everything else not on the list? Why, so specifically, pears?


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    #37
    Milky Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    fourfiveone wrote: »
    "What we get...barely puts food on the table".
    Insert your own punchline:

    PS Why does the shopping list have 0 pears? Why not 0 everything else not on the list? Why, so specifically, pears?
    'cause they bought pears once and said they didn't like the taste..it was a joke you see...i get jokes


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    #38
    Captain Slow IRL
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    Mr Chawner said: ‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’

    When I grow up, I wanna be like him.


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    #39
    Gummy Panda
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    How can they watch TV all day when its so bad?

    I don't mean bad as in unhealthy but bad as in TV channels are crap. They must be retarded now from watching so much rubbish.


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    #40
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Captain Slow IRL wrote: »
    When I grow up, I wanna be like him.

    Better starrt eating, kid!


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    #41
    [Deleted User]
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    how can you not have time to not eat??????


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    #42
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    They're not really that fat... before I saw the pictures, I was expecting something like you'd see on the Discovery channel where they can't even get out of the bed unassisted.
    Surely there's some job that involves sitting on your arse all day eating biscuits, maybe they could monitor CCTV cameras or something... just tell them it's a new reality TV show.


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    #43
    [Deleted User]
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    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    They're not really that fat... before I saw the pictures, I was expecting something like you'd see on the Discovery channel where they can't even get out of the bed unassisted.
    Surely there's some job that involves sitting on your arse all day eating biscuits, maybe they could monitor CCTV cameras or something... just tell them it's a new reality TV show.

    or be a biscuit testerer


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    #44
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Deleted User wrote: »
    or be a biscuit testerer
    Exactly... play to their strengths.
    Maybe get some kind of endorsement deal for biscuits or couches... "Such and Such Co. sofas are so comfortable I just want to stay at home all day watching TV and eating biscuits".


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    #45
    [Deleted User]
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    might be a bad advertisement for bikkies though - eat these and you'll be just as fat and disgusting as us lazy fúcks


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    #46
    skyhighflyer
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    I have to give Mr Chawner credit for winding up the Daily Mail reporter as much as he could:

    "I bought some pears once, but they tasted funny."

    "Sometimes I'm so tired from watching TV I need a nap"

    I think its the Mail readers who are really being made idiots of here: getting their panties in a bunch while Mr Fatman laughs on the couch at the idea they're paying for him to watch TV and generally be a fat mess.

    Not condoning this kind of laziness but still. :D


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    #47
    Milky Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    They could be life coaches...if you don't eat well and exercise you could end up like us dun dun dunnnnnnn!


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    #48
    ejmaztec
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    They'd make more than the dole money if they did a family non-work-out video. 90 minutes of them touching each other's toes cause they couldn't touch their own (probably haven't seen their own toes since 1993).


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    #49
    Big Wave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 313 ✭✭Big Wave


    Silverfish wrote: »
    In their jeans more like

    That doesn't make sense. I know you swapped "genes" and "jeans" in an attempt at a joke, but "jeans" makes no sense in the context of this situation.

    Edit - I might have it: People wear jeans, and the Chawners are also people - is "people" the connection? :confused:


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    #50
    Milky Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    Big Wave wrote: »
    That doesn't make sense. I know you swapped "genes" and "jeans" in an attempt at a joke, but "jeans" makes no sense in relation to this situation.

    Thank you! I was trying to make sense of that...clarification needed


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    #51
    Mmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    They could be life coaches...if you don't eat well and exercise you could end up like us dun dun dunnnnnnn!
    I was about to suggest something just like that

    Maybe star in a campaign against obesity


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    #52
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    might be a bad advertisement for bikkies though
    Well they had Dawn French doing ads for Terry's Chocolate Orange, so why not. :pac:


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    #53
    FlutterinBantam
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    No way they can wipe their holes properly:eek:

    Fcukin rings must be caked in crusty skutther and arse cress:eek:

    You'd have to power hose the daughters before doggin' them.



    Uuuugh.


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    #54
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    The two daughters could pornstars to cater to the chubby-chaser market. Get paid to just sit on your back all day, so not much difference to what they're doing now.


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    #55
    Mmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Mmcd


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    The two daughters could pornstars to cater to the chubby-chaser market. Get paid to just sit on your back all day, so not much difference to what they're doing now.
    But do they make crowbars strong enough for that!


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    #56
    [Deleted User]
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    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    Well they had Dawn French doing ads for Terry's Chocolate Orange, so why not. :pac:

    haha! very true - but she makes me smile - not vomit!


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    #57
    Milky Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    Oh i know they could be the face of the fat acceptance movement and thus throwing the whole thing into disrupt where it belongs.

    Note nothing against chubster i like chunky dudes but don't pretend like your beer gut is anything but and start blame it on genetics!


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    #58
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    They're scrounging scum. Their weight doesn't make them scum, their scrounging does. They aren't owed anything, and they assume they are. They assume that it's society's problem that they don't want to work. A good dose of reality wouldn't do them any harm.

    In that situation - where laziness, and not a genuine issue like unemployment is the issue - I'd love to see a staggered decrease in their benefits down to nothing. To just take them from them at once would just give them fuel for their persecution complex, but if it was staggered over a 3 month period they'd have loads of time to start on the weight-loss and look for work and an alternative way to support themselves (I know, shock-horror!).


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    #59
    Gummy Panda
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    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    The two daughters could pornstars to cater to the chubby-chaser market. Get paid to just sit on your back all day, so not much difference to what they're doing now.

    No. They're too big and ugly.

    I'm not paying to watch that!! :mad:


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    #60
    tony1kenobi
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    What's the betting that they don't have a television licence...?


    .........because they ate it.


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    #61
    Overheal
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    So what do they contribute to society exactly? Can't we just take them to the back of a mcdonalds and shoot them?

    One thing to be fat, but to live like that, doing nothing. How? How do you live like that? "Too fat to work" Give me a fcuking break. Theres plenty of jobs which dont require a standard on physical fitness.


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