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    #32
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Standing with a mirror.

    Standers: Do you ever feel slightly hesitant when in a public toilet? That maybe you forgot to lock the door? unless ye sick f**ks leave it open on purpose.


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    #33
    profun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭profun


    50/50 so far. come on standers. ship it


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    #34
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I sit, I have always sat, and will sit until the day I die.


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    #35
    profun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭profun


    i have come to the conclusion, after exchanging many words with sitters and being able to form a rough profile of an average sitter that they are in fact an inferior, less evolved form of human being, lazy, stupid, stubborn and unopen to new ideas.


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    #36
    profun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭profun


    do it


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    #37
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    profun wrote: »
    i have come to the conclusion, after exchanging many words with sitters and being able to form a rough profile of an average sitter that they are in fact an inferior, less evolved form of human being, lazy, stupid, stubborn and unopen to new ideas.
    I'm plenty open to new ideas. I love new ideas, especially the idea of unsubscribing from this thread.


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    #38
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    I like being slanted


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    #39
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Stand ftw


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    #40
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    I like being the only one standing :D

    /smashes kneecaps


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    #41
    xOxSinéadxOx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    my whole world has been turned upside down. I didn't know people stand up to wipe their arse! :eek:


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    #42
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    I didn't read the thread :o


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    #43
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    cHaTbOx wrote: »
    I didn't read the thread :o
    Next time read the thread. That way you can avoid embarassment, and accidenatally associating yourself with the weirdos who stand to wipe.


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    #44
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    sit people who stand really should be:o


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    #45
    NoQuarter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    SIT TO SH1T....SIT TO SH1T....SIT TO SH1T!!!!!!!


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    #46
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    what he said.......


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    #47
    profun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 51 ✭✭profun


    king-stew wrote: »
    SIT TO SH1T....SIT TO SH1T....SIT TO SH1T!!!!!!!

    yes sit to sh1t, stand to wipe. simple, fast and riskless.:cool:


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    #48
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,804 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You sit to sh1t as well as wipe, unless you some kind of disgusting perverted weirdo.


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    #49
    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    I stand to sh1t.

    Tumble to wipe.


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    #50
    murph01
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭murph01


    nearly there :D:D


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    #51
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    still....44


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    #52
    murph01
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭murph01


    why are they not counting :mad: :mad:


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    #53
    murph01
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭murph01


    im stuck on 44 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
    lifes a bitch at 44 :D:D


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    #54
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    get out of the nest.........nothing counts here.......(change letter)


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    #55
    Tinchy
    Registered Users Posts: 95 ✭✭Tinchy


    O.MY.GOD never im my life have i heard of people standing to wipe. thats just insane!!!
    IMO it seems to be all men who stand to wipe though, definitely dont think women do it?
    SIT all the way!!!!


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    #56
    pug_
    Registered Users Posts: 636 ✭✭✭pug_


    Used to stand and now I sit it's the only way forward, standing just makes no sense under critical review.

    You sit down spread your cheeks nice and wide preparing for what's to come. Let loose your fodder and nice and cleanly remove any unwanted material before allowing your cheeks to fully close again thus insuring maximum cleanliness and hygiene.

    This notion of "contact" is something that only the standers seem to know about, maybe because once they stand up they have to jam their toilet paper covered fingers up their hole to fish out layers of sh1te that they have managed to smear all over their cheeks because they decided to stupidly stand up thus allowing the spread of fecal matter from one cheek to the other.

    There are now two converts to the sitting camp in this thread yet no standing converts wonder why that is? Maybe because standing is a dying abomination first learned in very early childhood because toddlers are too small to balance on the crapper while wiping and never unlearned the way it should have been until later life when these things are so obvious to most.


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    #57
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Where are you now Murph!!


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    #58
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Tinchy wrote: »
    O.MY.GOD never im my life have i heard of people standing to wipe. thats just insane!!!
    IMO it seems to be all men who stand to wipe though, definitely dont think women do it?
    SIT all the way!!!!

    There's no room. How do you fit your hand down. For a girl maybe you could stick your hand down the front between your legs, but for guys wouldn't your package be in the way.

    Male sitters must have tiny cocks.


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    #59
    pug_
    Registered Users Posts: 636 ✭✭✭pug_


    You sir are a buffoon, and clearly one with an extremely large posterior if you think room is an issue!


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    #60
    TriceMarie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    profun wrote: »

    although one guy told me of something called the 'hercules position' where after uve deposited u stand but then u put one foot on the seat of the toilet and begin to wipe, like a statue or something out of the roman empire. i swear i nearly shat mysef when he told me that. i couldnt belive what i had just heard.

    LOL!!!:DBRILLIANT:Plol...have u tried it since?

    I know a few girl sitters,but think that's just because we don't wanna show each other our bits if we're in the bathroom together like lolit's more discret...however,if I'm on my own I'm a stander lol
    I just never really thought about it..


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    #61
    colrow
    Registered Users Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    We got loads of injun's werking here, and when they first started at various sites, there were complaints from the cleaners, then the toilet seat started getting broke, notices had to be put up telling people not to stand on the seats, wash there hands, clean up after them etc, cos they were used to squatting over a hole in the ground, they did the same here, squatted on top of the toilets, and made a terrible mess, they also don't use tissue paper, but splash water over themselves, and use there left hand to clean themselves, you look they never eat with there left hand cos its probbly got poo on it.


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