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Have you ever got a random text, i just did.

  • 22-02-2009 3:00pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭


    i got a text message just there it wasnt for me, it said.

    "where the fcuk are ya,
    im waiting ages 4 ya.
    i cant wait anymore, thanks to you im just going to start jackn meself"


    has anyone ever got an random message sent to them that wasnt for them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    I got a voicemail once about some dude discussing his financial details.
    And no, I didn't take advantage of the situation.

    I should have taught him a lesson not to discuss financial details over the phone though.
    Remember kids, always use an encrypted medium:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭johnnysmack


    its probably not a random msg. someone you know probably sent it to you off another persons phone just to get a reaction off you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    Aw you HAVE to reply to that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    Tee hee, ask him to describe in detail how he's jacking off and tell us what he says, better still get him to film himself on fone and send us link! That'll learn him!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    i got a text message just there it wasnt for me, it said.

    "where the fcuk are ya,
    im waiting ages 4 ya.
    i cant wait anymore, thanks to you im just going to start jackn meself"


    has anyone ever got an random message sent to them that wasnt for them.


    That was meant for yer mudder!

    I have a friend who has repeatedly ruined surprise parties due to texting the person who the surprise party was for. Doh!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    I got the most random one just the other day! It read :

    'Tom --- ere would you know of anyone interested in 12 new pvc white windows,at the right money!
    :confused::confused: :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    I got a text on xmas day that went something like this:

    Hi Uncle John, thanks for the present, did you notice that one man and his dog is on bbc2 at 4pm, I'll be watching it See you soon, Ann.

    I replied with:

    Hi Ann, thanks for your text, I didn't receive your present yet so maybe you'll give it to me when you see me? I won't be watching bbc2 at 4pm as One man and his lad is scheduled at the same time, regards Uncle John.


    Funnily enough I didn't get a reply to that one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Tom65


    I once got a voicemail that said, "what's the point of having this phone if you never f*cking use it!?".

    I just wish I could've called him back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    I got one before that said ''Dnt get dat one again it ws 2 big lst time''

    Didnt know how to take that!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    i got a text message just there it wasnt for me, it said.

    "where the fcuk are ya,
    im waiting ages 4 ya.
    i cant wait anymore, thanks to you im just going to start jackn meself"


    has anyone ever got an random message sent to them that wasnt for them.

    oh that was probably me. i used to send lots of that sort of stuff


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭TheVan


    I got one before that said ''Dnt get dat one again it ws 2 big lst time''

    Didnt know how to take that!!

    Neither did she!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 Ainm


    Got one off a girl (I'm also a girl btw) thanking 'me' for a great night and asking when we could meet up again. I did the kind thing and replied telling her she'd text the wrong number and turned my phone off as I was on holidays at the time. I arrived back at the hotel about 5 hours later and had 8 texts waiting with VERY graphic descriptions of 'our' night and asking why I was now being an as*hole and not replying!! Lunatic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    i got one the other week

    "hi mate, did you get any # or w in?"

    i replied with

    "no #, just w i'll meet u at the usual place at 4"
    i always wondered what happened there cos i didnt get any other texts off the number...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    i got a text message just there it wasnt for me, it said.

    "where the fcuk are ya,
    im waiting ages 4 ya.
    i cant wait anymore, thanks to you im just going to start jackn meself"


    has anyone ever got an random message sent to them that wasnt for them.

    Yea that's it...
    random and not for you....

    <.<

    >.>



    Why dont you call me anymore??


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I sent one to the wrong recipient once and got a reply from a stranger claiming to be a stripper, I would have fallen for it only he told me he strips in Cavan, I smelled bull**** straight away, couldn't even pretend to believe him once he told me that, there's no way he'd have an arse in his trousers never mind a phone if he stripped in Cavan..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Got a few in my time.

    I usually give a reply along the lines of "...aye, the drugs will be arriving at the Dublin harbour at 10 tonight - see ya there."

    I then await to see if I get an answer! Most times not. Probably too scared! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I get them from Glanbia Milk lab all the time. I have no Idea why.

    I also Get calls for a guy called Thomas Tierney, I think it may be connected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    i got a text message just there it wasnt for me, it said.

    "where the fcuk are ya,
    im waiting ages 4 ya.
    i cant wait anymore, thanks to you im just going to start jackn meself"


    has anyone ever got an random message sent to them that wasnt for them.

    I'm still waiting for your reply.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    My friend gets repeated calls from a series of ould people looking for some ould doll called Anne. She usually gets a call along the lines of 'Anne, ANNE are ya cumin to the bingo!'

    She has repeatedly asked these old people where they got her number from, and none of them knew...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    I got like 4 in a row along the lines of ''What the fuck do you think you're playing at'' and an angry phone call.

    And some chap who thought he was texting his girlfriend... they were arguing, nothing filthy.

    I was disappointed in the lack of proper punctuation of the texts tbh.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    no


    never


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    i got one inviting me to a stag party in kilkenny. nothing made just dinner and a few drinks. told him i would love to go but i wasnt comfotable meeting a load of strande people by myself and could i bring a friend

    then a few weeks later i got another one asking to confirm by text that i was still going. asked again about bring the friend


    finally got another one thanking me for going and what a great night was had

    this time i told him to feck off, and delete my phone number

    but while this was going on i was getting loads of phone calls for michael. one particular lady refused point blank to accept that i didnt know him and demanded to speak to him - she got to told whether to go as well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    I am more often the one sending them.

    My fav is "Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?"

    For the lulz you know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,225 ✭✭✭Keith186


    Got plenty of voicemails that seem to be the same two people all the time from UK numbers.

    Some London business man telling me about what times meetings are at and where lunch is and then an old granny (sounded brummie) telling me when she's picking up the kids to mind them for me!

    Mad the way they get thru to me when I have an o2 number, maybe something to do with area codes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Was just on textsfromlastnight.com and decided to resurrect this.

    Most random one I ever got was just "Broke the bed.Oh no." I really wasnt sure should I ask for more details or not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    about 3/4 weeks ago,saying, " i love you so much."
    i immediately replied " i love you too,honeybunny."
    no reply! :(


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    yeah i got a random one saturday night, still dont have a clue who it is

    'Feck im in a toilet scared, can see ppl ****n in the urineal's'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    I got a voicemail from some respectable sounding girl saying "Just calling to arrange meeting up, I be at SuchandSuch pub on Friday at 9". Of course, being a voicemail, I couldn't call her back to say she had the wrong number. So on the following Saturday I got an voicemail of her shouting all sorts of abuse at the guy she thought stood her up. I'd say he was lucky!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Check out David O'Doherty on youtube, "The text song".
    It's goes along the lines of "But I sent the text to the person the text was about":p Funny stuff


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    *giggles* wrote: »
    Check out David O'Doherty on youtube, "The text song".
    It's goes along the lines of "But I sent the text to the person the text was about":p Funny stuff
    That's brilliant! I especially love the added verse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 369 ✭✭Papillon!


    got a call before from some man who started nattering away in chinese or something for ages...it was so random...i really didnt know what to say


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Teutorix wrote: »
    I am more often the one sending them.

    My fav is "Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?"

    For the lulz you know?

    I am so tempted to try this :D

    Also, a lad I used to be friends with sent me a text last week. Went along the lines of "I don't mind Friend A's one, but Friend B's one anoys me because it affects my gang and my Ennis friends. I don't care, but I can't avoid it."
    Basically, he's sick of hearing friends talking about my blog, and he accidentally told me so. Whinging little git.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    An File wrote: »
    I am so tempted to try this :D

    Also, a lad I used to be friends with sent me a text last week. Went along the lines of "I don't mind Friend A's one, but Friend B's one anoys me because it affects my gang and my Ennis friends. I don't care, but I can't avoid it."
    Basically, he's sick of hearing friends talking about my blog, and he accidentally told me so. Whinging little git.

    Maybe he wanted you to know....;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,566 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    I got a voicemail from some respectable sounding girl saying "Just calling to arrange meeting up, I be at SuchandSuch pub on Friday at 9". Of course, being a voicemail, I couldn't call her back to say she had the wrong number. So on the following Saturday I got an voicemail of her shouting all sorts of abuse at the guy she thought stood her up. I'd say he was lucky!

    Press 22 to call back from your voicemail.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    fullstop wrote: »
    Press 22 to call back from your voicemail.

    I never knew that, thanks!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    I had a priest ring me in a panic saying he was going to be slightly late for the wedding.

    It had my then girlfriend who was lying beside me in bed very confused


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,472 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Tom65 wrote: »
    I once got a voicemail that said, "what's the point of having this phone if you never f*cking use it!?".

    I just wish I could've called him back.


    I've done that to mates of mine...stupid fcukers...having a mobile and never getting through to them :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    All of the time. Random calls, random texts. I don't even answer my phone anymore unless I know the number. Last week alone I've had some batty cow from somewhere out the weist' going on about her childs birthday party (two calls), some guy from cork saying my car was ready for collection in the garage (despite living in Dublin), and numerous random texts and picture messages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Some girl rang me once and asked me if I was feeling myself, now I don't know if I'd dealt out my number to some skank in a nightclub while smashed, but it was 3 am, I had colleg in the morning, and I hadn't the first fcuking clue who it was.

    May be a missed opportunity, fcuk it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 988 ✭✭✭manutd


    I got a text message about 3 years ago saying 'i turst you to put rambon objects down my ear'. Sent a relay saying 'what the f*uk'. Got a vey rude call then.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I never get random texts, someone text me 0871234567


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Vain wrote: »
    I never get random texts, someone text me 0871234567
    Delivery report failed.You lie :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭Griffen262


    I got one a few weeks ago from a job recruitment agency..they said to talk to helen..an be there at 9....god, i pity the fecker who missed their interview......:pac:


    :pac:.............G


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 6,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭silvervixen84


    I got one a couple of years ago from some dude looking for a mistress to spank him, and from the tone of it, i don't think he was joking either :eek:


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    i got a text message just there it wasnt for me, it said.

    "where the fcuk are ya,
    im waiting ages 4 ya.
    i cant wait anymore, thanks to you im just going to start jackn meself"


    has anyone ever got an random message sent to them that wasnt for them.

    OP, stop letting your girlfriend text off your phone.. this is what happens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I got one a couple of years ago from some dude looking for a mistress to spank him, and from the tone of it, i don't think he was joking either :eek:
    Sorry about that.Took down the number wrong


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Yes, last one was a text saying '' who's this '' :confused:

    I replied '' it was you who texted me .....you first ''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i got one a while back.. it said?
    Well?

    I replied "well what"?
    Are ye fcuking going?

    No, im cummin! Now fcuk off stranger.




    Oddly enough, the exchange of texts ended


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,546 ✭✭✭Enii


    For awhile there someone was sending me the results of the African Nations and telling me things about football.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,434 ✭✭✭DigiGal


    I got a phone call from an irate mother telling me that "If I didn't ****ing send Sharon Home right now she'd ****ign knife me" To which i replied Jaysus no wonder Sharon doesn't want to go home."

    She hung up, rang me another 4 times convinced I was this Sharon girls mate....Told her Sharon gave me crabs and I wanted nothing to do with her...


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