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Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair

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    #32
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Ah feck, now I need a new chair.


    Worth it though


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    #33
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    MonicaBing wrote: »
    MY ARSE, I WILL! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
    Yes pics and vids of your arse are also acceptable :pac:


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    #34
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Am I the only one that thought the chair had an in-built anal vibrator, and it all went terribly Wrong?

    thread titles :(


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    #35
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    They would have to be dead already.
    How could you not notice?:eek:

    Mary Hearney might not:rolleyes:


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    #36
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Am I the only one that thought the chair had an in-built anal vibrator, and it all went terribly Wrong?
    Cheap Chinese crap.
    Buy Irish.;)


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    #37
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Mary Hearney might not:rolleyes:

    She would if she wasn't hungry anymore.;)


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    #38
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I really really hope Jade Goody didn't buy one of those chairs.



















    What?
    I'm not stirring.
    Poor woman. Has enough to worry about.


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    #39
    MonicaBing
    Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Yes pics and vids of your arse are also acceptable :pac:

    ''sigh'', fair enough, if you insist, here's a pic of my as ==> 1541.jpg


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    #40
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Incidentally the thread tagger whose identity I refuse to give out just won the internet.


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    #41
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I really really hope Jade Goody didn't buy one of those chairs.
    MonicaBing wrote: »
    ''sigh'', fair enough, if you insist, here's a pic of my as ==> 1541.jpg
    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Incidentally the thread tagger whose identity I refuse to give out just won the internet.


    You appear to be the meat in a bollocko san....
    Never mind.


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    #42
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Incidentally the thread tagger whose identity I refuse to give out just won the internet.


    :D:D:D:D

    Thanks for pointing that out, wouldn't have noticed it otherwise


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    #43
    MonicaBing
    Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    You appear to be the meat in a bollocko san....
    Never mind.
    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    :D:D:D:D

    Thanks for pointing that out, wouldn't have noticed it otherwise

    Eh? what am i missing here, be gentle now..


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    #44
    MonicaBing
    Registered Users Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


    MonicaBing wrote: »
    Eh? what am i missing here, be gentle now..

    OH GAWWWD, NEVER MIND I GEDDIT....SLOW CONNECTION YA KNOW...:o


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    #45
    Kenno90
    Registered Users Posts: 3,184 ✭✭✭Kenno90


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Am I the only one that thought the chair had an in-built anal vibrator, and it all went terribly Wrong?

    thread titles :(

    haha thought it was interesting to check out anyway


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    #46
    jaffa20
    Registered Users Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    I didn't really find this that funny nor the jokes about a death of a boy.:confused::confused:


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    #47
    KieranKennedy
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    Jeeze, poor kid.

    Still, if I had to die from anal penetration I would prefer it to be administered by a chair than a big brick of a dick.


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    #48
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    i think i know how i want die now. XD

    lucky me i have a deadly wooden armchair, buhbye anal chair folks!


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    #49
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    I didn't really find this that funny nor the jokes about a death of a boy.:confused::confused:

    It's so wrong , it's anal.


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    #50
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    It's so wrong , it's anal.
    oh lord

    /facepalm


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    #51
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Invented by a Christian brother perhaps?...........:rolleyes:


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    #52
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    You won't get a confession out of him , if that's the case.


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    #53
    Raiser
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    Lead paint for our kids toys, poisonous chemicals in baby formula.....

    The question is not "Can the Chinese make cheaper [read shíttier] products year on year?" because clearly they can - and will.

    - The question is: "What is the likelihood that the recent marriage of Greedy Global Capitalistic Expansion and the Chinese adoption of post-communist New Market Sycophancy is going to eventually lead to the deaths of 86% of all mankind?"


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    #54
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Raiser wrote: »
    Lead paint for our kids toys, poisonous chemicals in baby formula.....

    The question is not "Can the Chinese make cheaper [read shíttier] products year on year?" because clearly they can - and will.

    - The question is: "What is the likelihood that the recent marriage of Greedy Global Capitalistic Expansion and the Chinese adoption of post-communist New Market Sycophancy is going to eventually lead to the deaths of 86% of all mankind?"

    100%

    as soon as america outsources nuclear weapons production to china


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    #55
    Raiser
    Registered Users Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Sadly there may never be a report from Katie Couric on the Chinese "Whoops Warhead"........


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