Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair

Professey Chin

As tragic as the death is, JESUS CHRIST!!!!:eek:

IN China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when chair he was sitting on exploded. Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding. And it killed him.
The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.
The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas. It is this that exploded.
In 2007 another chair exploded, propelling a 20cm part into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.
Made in China. Buyer beware…

http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/202541.html

Random

I'm kneeling down at the desk now as I type this.

TeletextPear

what a way to go....

galwayrush

Now i know why they call death the getting the bums rush:eek:

Local-womanizer

Random wrote: »

I'm kneeling down at the desk now as I type this.

Hahaha.

The thought of that!

phasers

furiously moving my chair up and down as we speak

TeletextPear

phasers wrote: »

furiously moving my chair up and down as we speak

... and phasers was never heard from again

Sharpshooter

galwayrush wrote: »

Now i know why they call death the getting the bums rush:eek:

And not just in Galway.

Local-womanizer

phasers wrote: »

furiously moving my chair up and down as we speak

At first I thought it was something like that chair in Burn after reading,the one clooney makes.Dissapointed tbh:(

galwayrush

Seriously, what a bummer.:rolleyes:

engrish?

What a pain in the ass.

syklops

This thread is soo not what I was expecting.

Creamy Goodness

TeletextPear wrote: »

... and phasers was never heard from again

she'll be moaning and groaning if she gets lucky with the chair

Sharpshooter

galwayrush wrote: »

Seriously, what a bummer.:rolleyes:

I think it's gas.

Wonder why they thought it important to give the chair's colour?

seanybiker

ha ha ha some way to go. Darwin ahead

Archeron

This may not be an appropriate response, but I'm somewhat relieved.

I thought the title of this thread said "boy killed by anal penetrating choir"

Which in my mind is much worse.

Professey Chin

Archeron wrote: »

This may not be an appropriate response, but I'm somewhat relieved.

I thought the title of this thread said "boy killed by anal penetrating choir"

Which in my mind is much worse.

Bad memories?:pac:

Victor

The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue.

Watch out for the blue ones.

MonicaBing

I'm soooooo gonna be looking at my vibrato...em, vibrating Chair from now on differently...it's supposed to ease my muscles, not erase them....:P

Unpossible

Sure sure
"Doctor I swear I just kind of fell on it while not wearing my pants"



tbh I expected some kind of tradgic yet funny BDSM story

Professey Chin

MonicaBing wrote: »

I'm soooooo gonna be looking at my vibrato...em, vibrating Chair from now on differently...it's supposed to ease my muscles, not erase them....:P

Doesnt sound like its working right. I require pics and videos of it in use to solve the problem:D

galwayrush

Victor wrote: »

Watch out for the blue ones.

Smarties?:eek: I heard blue was back:D

TequilaMockingBird

Didn't a few hundred Boards' members buy those cheap gas lift chairs featured in Bargain Alerts? Anyone sitting on one now? Be a pet and just check where it was made will you?

galwayrush

TequilaMockingBird wrote: »

Didn't a few hundred Boards' members buy those cheap gas lift chairs featured in Bargain Alerts? Anyone sitting on one now? Be a pet and just check where it was made will you?

OK don't panic, slide very slowly to the edge of the chair..................

galwayrush

What about if it happened and the person seated didn't notice?:D

TequilaMockingBird

galwayrush wrote: »

What about if it happened and the person seated didn't notice?:D

Then an exploding chair is the least of your worries tbh.

Sharpshooter

They would have to be dead already.
How could you not notice?:eek:

Unpossible

What about if it happened and the person seated didn't notice

You're right, I hear most people don't notice they've been killed by an exploding chair.

Mossy Monk

seanybiker wrote: »

ha ha ha some way to go. Darwin ahead

Unlikely as it wasn't stupidity that caused his death.

SoWatchaWant

What's this? A chair from China broke? The last time they get my custom. Oh, wait...

MonicaBing

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Doesnt sound like its working right. I require pics and videos of it in use to solve the problem:D

MY ARSE, I WILL! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

phasers

Ah feck, now I need a new chair.


Worth it though

Professey Chin

MonicaBing wrote: »

MY ARSE, I WILL! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Yes pics and vids of your arse are also acceptable :pac:

Abi

Am I the only one that thought the chair had an in-built anal vibrator, and it all went terribly Wrong?

thread titles

galwayrush

Sharpshooter wrote: »

They would have to be dead already.
How could you not notice?:eek:

Mary Hearney might not:rolleyes:

galwayrush

Abigayle wrote: »

Am I the only one that thought the chair had an in-built anal vibrator, and it all went terribly Wrong?

Cheap Chinese crap.
Buy Irish.;)

Sharpshooter

galwayrush wrote: »

Mary Hearney might not:rolleyes:

She would if she wasn't hungry anymore.;)

dr.bollocko

I really really hope Jade Goody didn't buy one of those chairs.



















What?
I'm not stirring.
Poor woman. Has enough to worry about.

MonicaBing

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Yes pics and vids of your arse are also acceptable :pac:

''sigh'', fair enough, if you insist, here's a pic of my as ==> 1541.jpg

dr.bollocko

Incidentally the thread tagger whose identity I refuse to give out just won the internet.

dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I really really hope Jade Goody didn't buy one of those chairs.

MonicaBing wrote: »

''sigh'', fair enough, if you insist, here's a pic of my as ==> 1541.jpg

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Incidentally the thread tagger whose identity I refuse to give out just won the internet.

You appear to be the meat in a bollocko san....
Never mind.

Bobalicious93

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Incidentally the thread tagger whose identity I refuse to give out just won the internet.

:D:D:D

Thanks for pointing that out, wouldn't have noticed it otherwise

MonicaBing

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You appear to be the meat in a bollocko san....
Never mind.

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

:D:D:D

Thanks for pointing that out, wouldn't have noticed it otherwise

Eh? what am i missing here, be gentle now..

MonicaBing

MonicaBing wrote: »

Eh? what am i missing here, be gentle now..

OH GAWWWD, NEVER MIND I GEDDIT....SLOW CONNECTION YA KNOW...:o

Kenno90

Abigayle wrote: »

Am I the only one that thought the chair had an in-built anal vibrator, and it all went terribly Wrong?

thread titles

haha thought it was interesting to check out anyway

jaffa20

I didn't really find this that funny nor the jokes about a death of a boy.

KieranKennedy

Jeeze, poor kid.

Still, if I had to die from anal penetration I would prefer it to be administered by a chair than a big brick of a dick.

Teutorix

i think i know how i want die now. XD

lucky me i have a deadly wooden armchair, buhbye anal chair folks!

Sharpshooter

jaffa20 wrote: »

I didn't really find this that funny nor the jokes about a death of a boy.

It's so wrong , it's anal.

Teutorix

Sharpshooter wrote: »

It's so wrong , it's anal.

oh lord

/facepalm

galwayrush

Invented by a Christian brother perhaps?...........:rolleyes: