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The best/worst night of passion

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    #62
    Samurai
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    i have a smokin hot cousin


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    #63
    Gummy Panda
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    Samurai wrote: »
    i have a smokin hot cousin

    pics or GTFO


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    #64
    here.from.day.1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭here.from.day.1


    [southpark]niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccceeeee.[/southpark]


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    #65
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Fizman wrote: »
    All of you admit it........everyone has a cousin that they'd love to tuck into!

    Ill admit it no prob....but ACTUALLY doin it is a different story!! OP when the true guilt kicks in come back and tell us!:D:D


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    #66
    halfinch
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    Have you been in contact with her since?? Is she your aunt please explain :o:o


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    #67
    Overheal
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    Oh damn, what was the name of that movie...I know there was a movie about this... it was made in 2000 something with a weird french word for a title.


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    #68
    Tigger
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    this is why i spend less time in ah then i used to


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    #69
    Professey Chin
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    Overheal wrote: »
    Oh damn, what was the name of that movie...I know there was a movie about this... it was made in 2000 something with a weird french word for a title.
    Le Auntie Fookerr?


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    #70
    Reillyman
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    weird man


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    #71
    Latchy
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    Overheal wrote: »
    Oh damn, what was the name of that movie...I know there was a movie about this... it was made in 2000 something with a weird french word for a title.
    J'Taime ..oooooo J'Taime ? :)

    Actually I was once in a comprimising situation with a ( non blood ) relitive .I / we had to restrain ourselfs from what could have being the beginning of one relationship and the ending of another . ( phew) ;)


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    #72
    cos!!
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    funniest thread in a long time!!tanks op!

    but dude that is so messed up!!!


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    #73
    Wurly
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    So, OP..... Does your aunt bear any resemblance to your dad???

    Oh i'd say that got the engine well revved up..


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    #74
    NewFrockTuesday
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    I guess the poor relative's corpse wasn't the only thing stiff at that funeral!



    I lolled...for real. :D


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    #75
    cos!!
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    busted flush wrote: »
    This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads STRANGE sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?


    cant believe it hasnt been done :confused:

    :pac:


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    #76
    [Deleted User]
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    busted flush wrote: »
    This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

    I remember something similar happened to me onc.........

    Wait, what. Your aunt? a funeral? smoking? making love?

    This is a sick story my friend


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    #77
    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    Altair47 wrote: »
    I remember something similar happened to me onc.........

    Wait, what. Your aunt? a funeral? smoking? making love?

    This is a sick story my friend


    Sick sick scary sick.


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    #78
    Professey Chin
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    Bluebluesky wrote: »
    Sick sick scary sick.
    Yet strangely arousing

    *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*


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    #79
    General Zod
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    user should be banned from posting to any other thread until he posts again here.


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    #80
    Overheal
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    latchyco wrote: »
    J'Taime ..oooooo J'Taime ? :)
    No it was an American film with a french name...and I just now remember it was Sigourney Weaver. brb.

    Nevermind the name of the movie was Tadpole. French :rolleyes:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271219/plotsummary


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    #81
    Borneo Fnctn
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    ... so I says to him "I don't care if she's my cousin man, I'm knockin' those boots again TONIGHT."


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    #82
    Washout
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    junior_apollo wrote: »
    Best Monday thread ever... :D

    best AH thread ever


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    #83
    LouOB
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    If you are 13 you could give that young fella in Engerland a run for his money
    With your aunt gets way more Sun pages than with a 15 year old

    Do you need an agent?


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    #84
    busted flush
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    I'm not proud of this guys! Its just something that happened,my head is totally wrecked . She is actually my dads younger sister and is a triplet, and I'm really close to my two other aunts, if they ever found out i dread to think about it. The main problem here is i have a std and i did not wear a condom (i have never been so drunk or stupid in my life), and i never said anything, i just hope this does not come back to haunt me!!!!!!! I'm actually thinking of leaving the country now!


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    #85
    [Deleted User]
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    busted flush wrote: »
    I'm not proud of this guys! Its just something that happened,my head is totally wrecked . She is actually my dads younger sister and is a triplet, and I'm really close to my two other aunts, if they ever found out i dread to think about it. The main problem here is i have a std and i did not wear a condom (i have never been so drunk or stupid in my life), and i never said anything, i just hope this does not come back to haunt me!!!!!!! I'm actually thinking of leaving the country now!

    This just gets better and better.


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    #86
    Smart Bug
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    busted flush wrote: »
    I'm not proud of this guys! Its just something that happened,my head is totally wrecked . She is actually my dads younger sister and is a triplet, and I'm really close to my two other aunts, if they ever found out i dread to think about it. The main problem here is i have a std and i did not wear a condom (i have never been so drunk or stupid in my life), and i never said anything, i just hope this does not come back to haunt me!!!!!!! I'm actually thinking of leaving the country now!


    So you could have gotten your Aunt up the duff with a syphillitic baby? Nice!!

    She's one of triplets? How'd you know it wasn't one of the other ones you get on with? Or all three taking turns on ye? Sure ye were fairly drunk by your own admission...

    :D:D

    Ah, they don't get better'n this !!!


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    #87
    steof1984
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    busted flush wrote: »
    I'm not proud of this guys! Its just something that happened,my head is totally wrecked . She is actually my dads younger sister and is a triplet, and I'm really close to my two other aunts, if they ever found out i dread to think about it. The main problem here is i have a std and i did not wear a condom (i have never been so drunk or stupid in my life), and i never said anything, i just hope this does not come back to haunt me!!!!!!! I'm actually thinking of leaving the country now!

    im thinking your closer to her now :D.
    well your going to hell anyway so the only thing to do is

    try for the 3 of them hell if its too much woman get the da involved


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    #88
    busted flush
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    Smart Bug wrote: »
    How'd you know it wasn't one of the other ones you get on with?

    They have short hair , my other aunt had long. Now im kinda regretting posting this in the first place. Jesus some of ye guys are heartless . It was a mistake, i was locked and i know it was wrong but what can i do now, im racked with guilt. I feel dirty. It was amazing for both of us we just could not keep our hands of each other. How can something this bad feel so right?


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    #89
    ErinGoBrath
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    I'm praying 'my dad' is a nickname for your best mate.

    Thank the Lords of Monday for delivering us such entertainment. They have truely, truely spoiled us.


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    #90
    Professey Chin
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    busted flush wrote: »
    They have short hair , my other aunt had long. Now im kinda regretting posting this in the first place. Jesus some of ye guys are heartless . It was a mistake, i was locked and i know it was wrong but what can i do now, im racked with guilt. I feel dirty. It was amazing for both of us we just could not keep our hands of each other. How can something this bad feel so right?
    Cause its sick and dirty which are the best things

    within reason..........sometimes


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    #91
    Bluebluesky
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    busted flush wrote: »
    I'm not proud of this guys! Its just something that happened,my head is totally wrecked . She is actually my dads younger sister and is a triplet, and I'm really close to my two other aunts, if they ever found out i dread to think about it. The main problem here is i have a std and i did not wear a condom (i have never been so drunk or stupid in my life), and i never said anything, i just hope this does not come back to haunt me!!!!!!! I'm actually thinking of leaving the country now!


    Ok Ok I am kinda starting to feel for this guy, it is Monday and he has the almight FEAR in him so let's play nice.

    Details of STD please?

    She is a triplet - Nice!

    Right think straight here, if word gets out call her a mental lunatic and remember DENIAL is your friend.


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