The best/worst night of passion

busted flush

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

arybvtcw0eolkf

You had great sex, you certainly didn't "make love" - there's a world of difference.

Second time probably wouldn't be as good as it won't be as charged with emotion & sexual energy as the first.

But feck it, you've had it now leave her go.

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***EDIT - YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR AUNT?..

Fucking deadly (I'm gonna hit you up with a 'thanks' for that too!).

razorblunt

Your aunt!

If you cant keep it in the pants keep it in the family eh!

papajimsmooth

personal issues

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celt262

Mairt wrote: »

You had great sex, you certainly didn't "make love" - there's a world of difference.

Second time probably wouldn't be as good as it won't be as charged with emotion & sexual energy as the first.

But feck it, you've had it now leave her go.

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***EDIT - YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR AUNT?..

Fucking deadly (I'm gonna hit you up with a 'thanks' for that too!).

:eek:

Overheal

milf?

You gotta mind the cougars

arybvtcw0eolkf

papajimsmooth wrote: »

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Feck P.I. keep this one here on AH I say ~ this could prove to be a gem!.

Sleipnir

So, you had sex with your aunt?

Yeah I have a suggestion; leave it, let it go, drop it, forget about it, cease, desist, resist, retreat, stop, arrest.

biko

Go to Nigeria and be a nurse assistant.

Mairt

Mairt wrote: »

Feck P.I. keep this one here on AH I say ~ this could prove to be a gem!.

I fully agree!

[Amstel ad] This is gonna be great! [amstel ad]

papajimsmooth

Mairt wrote: »

Feck P.I. keep this one here on AH I say ~ this could prove to be a gem!.

Alright then.
I suggest he rubbers up then :pac:

petes

All I can say is Jaysus!!!

AnonoBoy

You do realise that estranged sister doesn't mean the same thing as adopted sister, right?

CountingCrows

busted flush wrote: »

Any suggestions?

Anal

Wagon

busted flush wrote: »

Any suggestions?

Oh I don't know...don't admit you ****ed someone in your family?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Sleipnir wrote: »

So, you had sex with your aunt?

Yeah I have a suggestion; leave it, let it go, drop it, forget about it, cease, desist, resist, retreat, stop, arrest.

Like he's gonna forget riding his aunt!..

We won't even forget he rode his aunt by the time this thread dies :P

OldGoat

You were smoking at a funeral? Thats just outragious. Have you no shame?

arybvtcw0eolkf

OldGoat wrote: »

You were smoking at a funeral? Thats just outragious. Have you no shame?

It was probably a cremation, have some respect..

:P

How was her growler Op?

The Master

You slept with your aunt?

Dude.........wow

Stephen

/orders truckload of popcorn

Sleipnir

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You do realise that estranged sister doesn't mean the same thing as adopted sister, right?

No it doesn't. It means they don't speak or don't get on.

minidazzler

Obviously there is only one thing you can do.

Since you are already a horrible sick little Aunty-fcuker, you might as well ride her again.

Sleipnir

Mairt wrote: »

Like he's gonna forget riding his aunt!..

We won't even forget he rode his aunt by the time this thread dies :P

Well then he should do everything else I suggested. Imagine he found out.

"My son had sex with my sister? Oi, oi, oi!"

Your surname isn't Fritzl by chance?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Deleted User wrote: »

Your surname isn't Fritzl by chance?

Maybe its one of the Mathews family..

(All sing along to the tune of The Adams Family)

"Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
We all fuck one another.
The Mathews Family... "

Gummy Panda

Ah so you had sex with your dad's estranged sist..

wait.. wut?

hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

Wagon

Mairt wrote: »

Maybe its one of the Mathews family..

I think you'll find it's any Norwich family...

Mint Sauce

busted flush wrote: »

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

you shagged your aunt, doesn't matter if was smokin', you shagged your aunt

Dragan

What the **** are you gonna do when she comes back in 2 years with a 7 fingered banjo virtuoso and wants to introduce him to his father/cousin?

CountingCrows

busted flush wrote: »

what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow. Any suggestions?

419 fraud

Dragan

Dragan wrote: »

What the **** are you gonna do when she comes back in 2 years with a 7 fingered banjo virtuoso and wants to introduce him to his father/cousin?

If Deliverance is anything to go by at least they'll have a talented banjo player in the family

RxQueen

I laughed cause you said "making Love" ! bahaha

it wouldnt be half as wierd if you just said " i rode her" , "making love" shows there ****ed up feelings involed :eek:!

ErinGoBrath

All my aunt every gave me was a few pairs of socks at Christmas...

CountingCrows

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59038911&postcount=1

Mustard :eek:

WoollyRedHat

Bit of a mustard hotdog into the mouth, oh ye.

Sofaspud

busted flush wrote: »

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

wat

CountingCrows

CountingCrows wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59038911&postcount=1

Mustard :eek:

O my holy god.

Boeyenk

razorblunt wrote: »

Your aunt!

If you cant keep it in the pants keep it in the family eh!

family game with 6 letters... lol

K-9

Jaysus, the Aunt likes hot dogs.

She's hot.

Mint Sauce

ErinGoBrath wrote: »

All my aunt every gave me was a few pairs of socks at Christmas...

imagine what he'll get at christmas

Wagon

Dragan wrote: »

What the **** are you gonna do when she comes back in 2 years with a 7 fingered banjo virtuoso and wants to introduce him to his father/cousin?

Yeah man, hurry up and learn the feckin guitar.

And grow a mullet. Kids love mullets.

flanzer

I call Shenanigans....

MikeStrutington

OP I bet you expected the rest of us to have similar stories and to add them after yours and that we could all compare. In reality you are a unique case, you have just stunned us all!

/rubs hands

"this is gonna be great!"

Sofaspud

In fairness, Incest is relatively fun/

Bluebluesky

I am totally in SHOCK :eek:

Mint Sauce

MikeStrutington wrote: »

OP I bet you expected the rest of us to have similar stories and to add them after yours and that we could all compare. In reality you are a unique case, you have just stunned us all!

/rubs hands

"this is gonna be great!"

well, there was this one time, at band camp.....

junior_apollo

Best Monday thread ever...

DeCoR18

Sofaspud wrote: »

In fairness, Incest is relatively fun/

Spoken from experience?

Thanks.

00112984

Compare notes with your dad.