Favorite Chat Up Lines..

Doubs

M: do you work in subway?
F: no, why?
M: because you just gave me a foot long

good for a giggle, can't say i've ever used it though!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Are those pants felt? No? Do you want them to be?

Dusty87

My friend wants your number..........so he can contact me in the morning:)

Rozabeez

Place: Porterhouse, 3 weeks ago or thereabouts.

Him: Are you drunk enough to give us a go?

Me: Nope.

Him: GET THAT GIRL A DOUBLE!

Insect Overlord

"So...




How about it then?"

magicianz

An File wrote: »

"So...




How about it then?"

*melts* xP

p1akuw47h5r3it

Can I add another branch to your family tree?

I've just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by christmas.

I hope we're smiling together this time next year

How abou a ride den love?

Wanna see why the girls call me tripod?

KnifeWRENCH

You put the sexy in dyslexic.

Haven't tried it out yet, but will report back when I do! :pac:

Insect Overlord

square_igloo wrote: »

You put the sexy in dyslexic.

Haven't tried it out yet, but will report back when I do! :pac:

I have to use that on a guy-friend of mine!

bythewoods

I've found this particular one works a treat:

"What's your opinion on porn?"

Also:
"Let's get you an abortion" always goes down well.

RHRN

M: You look like my 6th GF...
F: Really? How many GF's have you had?
M: 5.

And you're in there :cool:

Jesus Juice

RHRN wrote: »

M: You look like my 6th GF...
F: Really? How many GF's have you had?
M: 5.

And you're in there :cool:

What if they tell to fuck off you arrogant prick?:pac:

tolosenc

"Hi, I'm ****ing loaded..."

nkay1985

"Does this look like a cue to you?"

Frank3142

are those tic-tacs in your shirt pockets or are you just excited to see me?

and

me: are you a horse?
girl: no?!
me: can i ride you anyway.

yeaaa these are guaranteed to get you laid

cautioner

How's about I tickle your belly?


From the inside?

n1ck

cautioner wrote: »

How's about I tickle your belly?


From the inside?

Old

cautioner

Jesus Juice

I mean
Damn bi-polar!:pac:

westwicklow

Will you like soggy cornflakes tomorrow?

macroman

My magic watch says you have genital herpes.
You don't?
Oh, then I guess it must be an hour fast.

*Snap fingers. Point at crotch.*

Leprachaun

I think Johnny Rotten did it best. Open the door to the ladies toilets and shout in "Hey,any of you ladies up for a bit of knob knoshin?".

Chanandler Bong

i got away with pretending to be some bloke of Hollywood trials for ages in clubs cos some girl told me randomly i looked like him, worked a dream for getting off with girls!

andyc09lad

the best one is to ask a woman if there father was a thief cause he stole the stars and put them in their eyes

g-whizz

"hey, i've got a new tatoo... its on my dick... its the word "dictionary".. how about we go back to mine and i put a few words in your mouth?!"

"Shut-up bitch or i'll turn this rape into a murder!"

QueenOfLeon

g-whizz wrote: »

"hey, i've got a new tatoo... its on my dick... its the word "dictionary".. how about we go back to mine and i put a few words in your mouth?!"

O god...there it is...officially the WORST chat up line ive ever heard. :eek:

g-whizz

Anne-Marie!! wrote: »

O god...there it is...officially the WORST chat up line ive ever heard. :eek:

hehehehe! have never used this, but would love to hear some results!

QueenOfLeon

g-whizz wrote: »

hehehehe! have never used this, but would love to hear some results!

Ha, well my guess is, a slap in the face, some verry dirty looks and possibly a drink over the head.* :D


*possible slight over-exaggeration, but its still a REALLY bad line :pac:

andyc09lad

Anne-Marie!! wrote: »

Ha, well my guess is, a slap in the face, some verry dirty looks and possibly a drink over the head.* :D


*possible slight over-exaggeration, but its still a REALLY bad line :pac:

yea but if there a total slapper itl prob work

Alkalimetal

Nice shoes, wanna f***?

Works... sort of...