Favorite Chat Up Lines..

Jesus Juice · 13-02-2009 04:47PM #1

Personally mine is ''Just get in the van''....70% of the time,it works all the time....

So Whats your favorite chat up line that you use to woo the opposite sex??

n1ck · 13-02-2009 04:51PM

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Personally mine is ''Just get in the van''....70% of the time,it works all the time....

So Whats your favorite chat up line that you use to woo the opposite sex??

What?

donmeister · 13-02-2009 04:55PM

n1ck wrote: »

What?

Anchorman Quote?

Its actually 60% of the time.....

Jesus Juice · 13-02-2009 05:11PM

donmeister wrote: »

Anchorman Quote?

Its actually 60% of the time.....

I fuckin' knew it...i changed it about 5 times trying to decide!!

jon burrows · 13-02-2009 05:14PM

My face or yours!!

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 05:19PM

Lol - Well fellas beat this. I was in a well known Dublin bar last Saturday night. A guy stopped me and asked me if I had a seat. I said yes and he asked me would I give it to him as he was tired of standing - AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD!!!

Piste · 13-02-2009 05:48PM

Haha that guy is my hero. I don't have any lines because I don't chat up strangers. I actually don't approach strangers unless I'm looking for directions or they're working in a shop.

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 05:54PM

I know the guy is a legend! I was actually so shocked that I think I for a mili second was actually into him....women are nuts lol

Overature · 13-02-2009 05:56PM

have you seen the back seat of a 98 corolla

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 05:59PM

I don't believe I have ever even been in a Corolla - but I can tell that you are about to hit me with a real charmer....

sock puppet · 13-02-2009 06:01PM

Bluebluesky wrote: »

Lol - Well fellas beat this. I was in a well known Dublin bar last Saturday night. A guy stopped me and asked me if I had a seat. I said yes and he asked me would I give it to him as he was tired of standing - AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD!!!

Haha that guy's a legend. Personally I'm too cool for chat up lines. I'm also afraid of women:(

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 06:10PM

Too cool for chat up lines

That guy was brave I will give him that

RHRN · 13-02-2009 06:12PM

"You'll do" (Foolproof :cool:)

*Hold out your sleeve* "Feel that material. Do you know what that material is? Boyfriend material."

Then if you get rejected:
"Lower your standards. I did."
Or if she says:
" No. I have standards" you say " I don't. Thats why I asked you"

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 06:13PM

RHRN wrote: »

"You'll do" (Foolproof :cool:)

*Hold out your sleeve* "Feel that material. Do you know what that material is? Boyfriend material."

Then if you get rejected:
"Lower your standards. I did."
Or if she says:
" No. I have standards" you say " I don't. Thats why I asked you"

Lol - You'll do - Too funny!

They are great - I like them

GalwayKiefer · 13-02-2009 06:21PM

RHRN wrote: »

*Hold out your sleeve* "Feel that material. Do you know what that material is? Boyfriend material."

Brilliant

Strictly for a joke I used this once: "I may not be the best looking guy in the club...but I'm the only one talking to you."

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 06:23PM

Again all good stuff here ...

"I may not be the best looking guy in the club...but I'm the only one talking to you." - Am actually going to give this one to my male friends to use!

callaway92 · 13-02-2009 07:31PM

Do you spit or swallow

ciaranmul · 13-02-2009 07:39PM

Are ya on the pill?

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 07:54PM

callaway92 wrote: »

Do you spiut or swallow

ciaranmul wrote: »

Are ya on the pill?

It's spit not spiut moron

2 charming individuals!

MikeStrutington · 13-02-2009 08:53PM

"Do you wanna head back to mine? We can do this the easy way or the me-f'ucking-your-decapitated-head-in-the-ear way"

callaway92 · 13-02-2009 09:02PM

Bluebluesky wrote: »

It's spit not spiut moron

2 charming individuals!

Reported

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 09:07PM

I'm reported????

aoibhebree · 13-02-2009 09:09PM

Me: All we need here is a six foot penguin
Him: ... why??
Me: To break the ice!!

Love it

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 09:10PM

MikeStrutington wrote: »

"Do you wanna head back to mine? We can do this the easy way or the me-f'ucking-your-decapitated-head-in-the-ear way"

bet u get lucky with the ladies all the time....lol

MikeStrutington · 13-02-2009 09:33PM

Bluebluesky wrote: »

bet u get lucky with the ladies all the time....lol

Not so much lucky as brought to court

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 09:36PM

Nice work my friend - lol

callaway92 · 13-02-2009 10:22PM

Bluebluesky wrote: »

I'm reported????

Ya for calling me a moron..:cool:

MikeStrutington · 13-02-2009 10:37PM

Bluebluesky wrote: »

Nice work my friend - lol

F'uckin tellin ya!

Bluebluesky · 13-02-2009 10:42PM

callaway92 wrote: »

Ya for calling me a moron..:cool:

Maybe I should have said WANKER!

13-02-2009 10:47PM

The single greatest chat up line ever: 'Are you from Jamaica? 'Cos Jamaican me crazy!'.

Piste · 13-02-2009 10:57PM

Bluebluesky wrote: »

Maybe I should have said WANKER!

Or maybe you should have said nothing at all and y'know. not got that there infraction. If you go around abusing other members you're going to earn yourself a banning.

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