How big are your guns?

shamblertine

was just flexing in the mirror as I was leaving the gym and noticed that my guns have gotten really big, gonna measure them now but just wondering who has the biggest guns on here

dave80

shamblertine wrote: »

who has the biggest guns on here

i've 2 M16's and there pretty big!

the drifter

i havent got any guns....im hoping to get a cz452 sometimes soon i know its only a .22 but its a start just have to get the gun safe and paperwork sorted. there is a good shooting fourm on here if your interested.

TerrorFirmer

The only right answer: Not big enough.

stevoman

shamblertine wrote: »

was just flexing in the mirror as I was leaving the gym and noticed that my guns have gotten really big, gonna measure them now but just wondering who has the biggest guns on here

Are you The Todd?

Killme00

Dubdude

Oh i can just imagine everyone looking and laughing at you "flexing your guns" and thinkin what a d**k :D

dioltas

My arms alway look massive after the gym, but i think its just because i always do pullups / chinups last.

AARRRGH

Dubdude wrote: »

Oh i can just imagine everyone looking and laughing at you "flexing your guns" and thinkin what a d**k :D

Lots of guys doing that all evening in my gym! (Jackie Skelly Clarendon Street).

Transform

For a start - guns, oh god please do not call them that, leave that up to the yanks.

since you cant flex fat the difference between the unflexed arm and flexed arm imo is the most imprtant as you can have a guy/lady who is just overweight with big arms.

Lets see your guns bro - get the pics out

Brian?

Transform wrote: »

Lets see your guns bro - get the pics out

You really shouldn't be encouraging this carry on

Mhmm...weetabix

You get that in every gym. It's gas when you get a group of them in the gym together. My training buddy is a decent lifter (considered a powerhouse in this gym but is just decent in lifting standards) without having a great physique, these lads look on in awe when he's doing military presses in the middle of the gym, we're basically the only 2 in the gym that does any of the big 3. The looks of puzzlement on people is always amusing, they cant understand why we dont use the smith machine or leg press for squats and sit there curling for a full session.. and that's my ego talking...

Btw why have guns when you can have Nukes!!!!??

BossArky

Here I am last night before hopping into bed.

accensi0n

AARRRGH wrote: »

Lots of guys doing that all evening in my gym! (Jackie Skelly Clarendon Street).

I've read a few posts on here about people in gym's posing in mirrors and flexing.

Never noticed it in Carlisle, Kimmage. Have I just not noticed it or does it go on there too?

AARRRGH

I can handle the flexing, but frequently they'll have a weird smile on their face... sort of like sexual desire. A bit creepy.

Entertaining though.

WolfForager

20 inches of pure, unadulterated flab.

kevpants

WolfForager wrote: »

20 inches of pure, unadulterated flab.

That's what you want man! Definition is for the gheys.

shamblertine

accensi0n wrote: »

I've read a few posts on here about people in gym's posing in mirrors and flexing.

Thats what the mirrors are there for. My gym fees go towards those mirrors so may as well make use of them.

Hanley

The only appropriate response is;

The only thing bigger than my guns, is my cock.

gnolan

Hanley wrote: »

The only appropriate response is;

The only thing bigger than my guns, is my cock.

Cock pushups?

Hanley

gnolan wrote: »

Cock pushups?

You seem to be mistaken. It is not humanly possible for my hands to touch the ground. Tripod you see.

And if I lie on my back and try to do it, no matter what way I reach, my gunz get in the way.

gnolan

Hanley wrote: »

You seem to be mistaken. It is not humanly possible for my hands to touch the ground. Tripod you see.

And if I lie on my back and try to do it, no matter what way I reach, my gunz get in the way.

Not me, mine's like a baby carrot - even colour-wise.

WolfForager

gnolan wrote: »

Not me, mine's like a baby carrot - even colour-wise.

May i be the first to say... wtf?

kevpants

Hanley wrote: »

You seem to be mistaken. It is not humanly possible for my hands to touch the ground. Tripod you see.

And if I lie on my back and try to do it, no matter what way I reach, my gunz get in the way.

The IDFPA have to do something about that. Gives you such an unfair advantage in the deadlift.

shamblertine

Transform wrote: »

For a start - guns, oh god please do not call them that, leave that up to the yanks.

since you cant flex fat the difference between the unflexed arm and flexed arm imo is the most imprtant as you can have a guy/lady who is just overweight with big arms.

Lets see your guns bro - get the pics out

I like the word guns, its a fun word, even if it is a yank word. My guns are 13 inches of pure muscle, but I've decided I'm not going to give you free tickets to the gun show, same goes for the rest of you, no one is getting tickets to the gun show.

WolfForager

shamblertine wrote: »

I like the word guns, its a fun word, even if it is a yank word. My guns are 13 inches of pure muscle, but I've decided I'm not going to give you free tickets to the gun show, same goes for the rest of you, no one is getting tickets to the gun show.

I suppose you can do 1,000 bicep curls like Mr. Ron Burgandy too?

Hanley

Is this thread about forearms or biceps??

Jimmy Bottlehead

shamblertine wrote: »

I like the word guns, its a fun word, even if it is a yank word. My guns are 13 inches of pure muscle, but I've decided I'm not going to give you free tickets to the gun show, same goes for the rest of you, no one is getting tickets to the gun show.

I know for a fact that YORE MA has tickets to MY private gunshow.

the drifter

wait a minute......this isnt after hours...ive been tricked....

shamblertine

Hanley wrote: »

Is this thread about forearms or biceps??

you're just jealous

Hanley

shamblertine wrote: »

you're just jealous

Of? :pac:

rubadub

WolfForager wrote: »

I suppose you can do 1,000 bicep curls like Mr. Ron Burgandy too?

Just watch out for the guns, they'll get ye!

http://www.spike.com/video/anchormanthe-gun/2643605

Mhmm...weetabix

rubadub wrote: »

Just watch out for the guns, they'll get ye!

http://www.spike.com/video/anchormanthe-gun/2643605

Guns and sex panther are the secret. They work 60% of the time, everytime

Purple Funk

So many train for aesthetics only, doing more curls than they need to and repeat the same routine day after day, only in a gym.

If you want arm size, working triceps is far more important as they make up 66% of one's upper arm mass.

itsallaboutheL

Purple Funk wrote: »

So many train for aesthetics only, doing more curls than they need to and repeat the same routine day after day, only in a gym.

If you want arm size, working triceps is far more important as they make up 66% of one's upper arm mass.

captain obvious is my hero

floggg

shamblertine wrote: »

I like the word guns, its a fun word, even if it is a yank word. My guns are 13 inches of pure muscle, but I've decided I'm not going to give you free tickets to the gun show, same goes for the rest of you, no one is getting tickets to the gun show.

OP, don't you post a new thread once a weekstarting with "how big are your .." or "how many .... can you do"

And, come on, put or shut up! Can we make it a real in here that no wild boastful claims can be made without documentary evidence?

itsallaboutheL

floggg wrote: »

OP, don't you post a new thread once a weekstarting with "how big are your .." or "how many .... can you do"

And, come on, put or shut up! Can we make it a real in here that no wild boastful claims can be made without documentary evidence?

jesus the fitness forum has really gone to te dogs if 13 inch arms are a wild boastful claim!!

:pac:13inch otherthings then possibly but i can back that up with video evidence!!

shamblertine

floggg wrote: »

OP, don't you post a new thread once a weekstarting with "how big are your .." or "how many .... can you do"

Yeah so?

floggg wrote: »

And, come on, put or shut up! Can we make it a real in here that no wild boastful claims can be made without documentary evidence?

I'm quite pleased you find it hard to believe I have 13 inch guns, think I might flex them at girls on the bus tomorrow, if you're on the same bus you might be lucky enough to catch a glimse but I'm not going to upload a pic/video here.

itsallaboutheL

its seriously time to start picking up sarcasm signs on the way into this place or im gonna get banned!

WolfForager

/me prays for a mod to inspect this :P

And yes, i did make a reference to an IRC action.

floggg

Sorry, thats meant to be a general rule - wasn't trying to infer that i was either impressed by you or that i am unimpressed. I just don't see the point of these "how are big are your...look at mine" type threads.

It just seems that anybody who can in fact post up the impressive stats have better things to be doing.

Jimmy Bottlehead

My girlfriend (who's been pumpin' that iron since... yesterday ) has 11 inch weapons - someday, she too will grow to the awesome peaks of 13 inches.

Then, you will realise....

itsallaboutheL

whats impressive exactly in the mind/world of the OP?

itsallaboutheL

i think this thread should be amalgamated with the bicep one i bumped, just for sheer enjoyment

WolfForager

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

i think this thread should be amalgamated with the bicep one i bumped, just for sheer enjoyment

Thank you

shamblertine

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

My girlfriend (who's been pumpin' that iron since... yesterday ) has 11 inch weapons - someday, she too will grow to the awesome peaks of 13 inches.

Then, you will realise....

Not gonna happen mate, by the time she gets to 13 inches I'll be 15 inches, I'll always be one step ahead of her. If she still wants to call it on with the armwrestle, then I'll smash her hand down on the table, shattering every bone in her hand, just to teach her a lesson. No burds gonna beat me.

Jimmy Bottlehead

shamblertine wrote: »

Not gonna happen mate, by the time she gets to 13 inches I'll be 15 inches, I'll always be one step ahead of her. If she still wants to call it on with the armwrestle, then I'll smash her hand down on the table, shattering every bone in her hand, just to teach her a lesson. No burds gonna beat me.

Don't you mean two inches ahead of her?

shamblertine

one step ahead means 2 inches ahead in this case, so yes

Canis Lupus

There was a dude in the gym the other week just flexing his biceps infront of the mirror on the main floor and just generally loving himself in front of everyone.

That's the worst kind of sad imo and this is thread two for the OP regarding biceps.... Yikes. Insecurities much?

shamblertine

Canis Lupus wrote: »

There was a dude in the gym the other week just flexing his biceps infront of the mirror on the main floor and just generally loving himself in front of everyone.

That's the worst kind of sad imo and this is thread two for the OP regarding biceps.... Yikes. Insecurities much?

yeah that was probably me

Anyway the threads were 2 completely different questions so don't see what the problem is, think some people need to lighten up a bit on this forum.

Jimmy Bottlehead

shamblertine wrote: »

yeah that was probably me

Anyway the threads were 2 completely different questions so don't see what the problem is, think some people need to lighten up a bit on this forum.

Naahh I think most people on this forum wanna get even bigger