Whats your new job going to be after the Recession Apocalypse?

experiMental

I will start a Superhero University, which will specialise in the following subjects:

- Pseudointellectual Discourse and Philosophy
- Astrolinguistics
- Clown Science
- Neurodramatics
- Cryptoapology
- Quantum Business
- Intergalactic Relations
- Marxism and Leninism

sneakerfreak

roving the country in a ford sierra scavaging for food and stealing women,any oppostion will get it from a sawn off

norwegianwood

IvaBigWun wrote: »

So when the dust settle (in around 2035) what new job would you like in the new age world?

being a tad optimistic there, don't you think?:pac:

anyhoo, i'm going to make my fortune as the guy who sells tumbleweeds-
hehe, you all laughed at me didnt ya? well, who's laughing now!:p

thieveslikeus

I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.

CamperMan

thieveslikeus wrote: »

I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.

No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Well, if I can survive the recession, which I am sure I will, I will probably work for myself fulltime. Hopefully after a while I will have my company run itself, having someone doing the work for me and I will do very very little

Rhyme

Paperweight.

Senna

By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.

CamperMan

Senna wrote: »

By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.

emigration packages!!

Senna

CamperMan wrote: »

emigration packages!!

or maybe Suicide Booths?

thieveslikeus

CamperMan wrote: »

No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie.

Only if you promise to be the a$$ I get inserted in.

CamperMan

Senna wrote: »

or maybe Suicide Booths?

that just isn't funny... :mad:

Kold

Suicide booth attendant.

Acacia

sunshinegirl wrote: »

Im gona make some moonshine yawl and flog it i might also have a brothel with can can dancers

I'll probably be one of the dancers.

Or some sort of hooker in a post-apocalyptic, furturistic Dublin. Kinda like those ho's in 'Sin City'.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/sincity_rosario1_1094834716.jpg

Micky Dolenz

javaboy wrote: »

I'll be the guy going round with the wagon shouting "Bring out yerrrr deeeeadddd! Bring out yerrr deeeeaddd!"

I woke up people, laughing at that :pac::pac::pac:

Gummy Panda

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I will scour the land looking for the gusolene in my battered Ford Falcon GT

The last of the V8 interceptors?

Ross_Mahon

Leader of the human resistance