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Whats your new job going to be after the Recession Apocalypse?

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    #32
    experiMental
    Registered Users Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    I will start a Superhero University, which will specialise in the following subjects:

    - Pseudointellectual Discourse and Philosophy
    - Astrolinguistics
    - Clown Science
    - Neurodramatics
    - Cryptoapology
    - Quantum Business
    - Intergalactic Relations
    - Marxism and Leninism


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    #33
    sneakerfreak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭sneakerfreak


    roving the country in a ford sierra scavaging for food and stealing women,any oppostion will get it from a sawn off


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    #34
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    So when the dust settle (in around 2035) what new job would you like in the new age world?


    being a tad optimistic there, don't you think?:pac:

    anyhoo, i'm going to make my fortune as the guy who sells tumbleweeds-
    hehe, you all laughed at me didnt ya? well, who's laughing now!:p


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    #35
    thieveslikeus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭thieveslikeus


    I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.


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    #36
    CamperMan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    thieveslikeus wrote: »
    I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.


    No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

    You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie. :D


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    #37
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Well, if I can survive the recession, which I am sure I will, I will probably work for myself fulltime. Hopefully after a while I will have my company run itself, having someone doing the work for me and I will do very very little :)


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    #38
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Paperweight.


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    #39
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.


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    #40
    CamperMan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    Senna wrote: »
    By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.

    emigration packages!!


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    #41
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    CamperMan wrote: »
    emigration packages!!

    or maybe Suicide Booths?


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    #42
    thieveslikeus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭thieveslikeus


    CamperMan wrote: »
    No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

    You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie. :D

    Only if you promise to be the a$$ I get inserted in.


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    #43
    CamperMan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    Senna wrote: »
    or maybe Suicide Booths?

    that just isn't funny... :mad:


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    #44
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Suicide booth attendant.


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    #45
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    sunshinegirl wrote: »
    Im gona make some moonshine yawl and flog it i might also have a brothel with can can dancers

    I'll probably be one of the dancers.

    Or some sort of hooker in a post-apocalyptic, furturistic Dublin. Kinda like those ho's in 'Sin City'.

    http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/sincity_rosario1_1094834716.jpg


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    #46
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    javaboy wrote: »
    I'll be the guy going round with the wagon shouting "Bring out yerrrr deeeeadddd! Bring out yerrr deeeeaddd!"


    I woke up people, laughing at that :pac::pac::pac:


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    #47
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    I will scour the land looking for the gusolene in my battered Ford Falcon GT

    The last of the V8 interceptors?


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    #48
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Leader of the human resistance


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