Whats your new job going to be after the Recession Apocalypse?

IvaBigWun

So when the dust settle (in around 2035) what new job would you like in the new age world?

Me? Im going to be Abigayle's "personal assistant", she might be in St John Of Gods speaking to herself in all the Father Ted voices by then but they'll still give us an hour alone a month right?

Either that or Christian Bale's Sedative Companion.

javaboy

I'll be the guy going round with the wagon shouting "Bring out yerrrr deeeeadddd! Bring out yerrr deeeeaddd!"

SEPT 23 1989

I will scour the land looking for the gusolene in my battered Ford Falcon GT
wearing a extremely tight leather catsuit,eating dog food and avoiding a bloke called L. Humongous for entertainment i will enjoy listening to an old musical box thats broken

00112984

I'll be the person walking in front of new automobiles carrying red flags to warn pedestraians to get out of the way as the cars propel through the streets at a lesiurely 7KPH.

By the time this thing is over, nobody'll remember what an actual car looks like so they'll be scared, at first. It's a vocation, really.

Turd Ferguson

I'm gonna be in charge of re-populating the Earth

Awwwww, yeah..........:cool:

Aldebaran

I'm going to capture Brian Cowen and then start a travelling sideshow where for the princely sum of 2 cent you can slap him on the back of the head.

Professey Chin

Im gonna kill every first born son. Just for the craic

Kernel

Something public sector.

Carroller16

waiting around all day on boards so i will be the 1,000,000th poster on lets count to a million

ScumLord

I hope to become Berties monkey butler.

Archeron

Blacksmith.
Pretty soon it wont be just the good people of certain Dublin housing estates that travel around by horse.

Raze_them_all

Gunsmith/ crazy coot from the country with a better arsnel than the army

Diabhal Beag

I wanna be a fire engine

DesignLady

Can I have the job of evil Aunty Entity from Mad Max 3. As post apocolyptic jobs go, it's got the best outfits.

Nolanger

After this recession I'll be the guy wandering along some Dublin beach only to see the Spire sticking out of the sand ala Planet of the Apes.

Pigman III

I'm gonna be pulling off the dole.

ejmaztec

I'm going to be the doomsday man shooting mutant inbreds from my heavily fortified apartment.

Valmont

I'm going to be a wild bushman living off the land in Alaska. I've started my training too.

ejmaztec

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'm going to be the doomsday man shooting mutant inbreds from my heavily fortified apartment.

Fuck 2035, I'm gonna start now................

Hard Larry

I will be the Special Forces veteran sent to rescue the President after his plane crashes behind the walls of the Maximum Security Prison formely known as the city of Limerick.

/Starts growing Kurt Russel-esqe mullet.

Turd Ferguson

When I was young, I always dreamed of being a baseball

ejmaztec

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

When I was young, I always dreamed of being a baseball

Have you always been a bit batty?

Professey Chin

ejmaztec wrote: »

Have you always been a bit batty?

Nope. Ballsy:pac:

Kernel

Pigman III wrote: »

I'm gonna be pulling off the dole.

Bob Dole?

IvaBigWun

Pigman III wrote: »

I'm gonna be pulling myself off on the dole.

fyp

CamperMan

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'm gonna be in charge of re-populating the Earth

Awwwww, yeah..........:cool:

but what if the only thing around is a cow??

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Male porn star. Only work I can get these days.

Paddy Samurai

Taoiseach of the world, i want to be the chief,head honcho,numero uno. (Jobs for all my family and unlimited expenses..great!..........+ free makeup).
"I pledge as An Taoiseach to built up the world to even greater Boom times followed by the enevitible recession."

But i'm also going to keep my day job as an undertaker,just in case.

Firefox10

Nolanger wrote: »

After this recession I'll be the guy wandering along some Dublin beach only to see the Spire sticking out of the sand ala Planet of the Apes.

And you have to start banging your fist against the ground and say.."They Ruined it!! Damm you!!.......Damm you all to hell!!!"

It's only going to be a certain amount of time before prohibition is brought in, at which point I plan on opening the best damned petshop in town.

/grabs his Al Capone hat.

I knew there was a reason for me buying this.

sunshinegirl

Im gona make some moonshine yawl and flog it i might also have a brothel with can can dancers

experiMental

I will start a Superhero University, which will specialise in the following subjects:

- Pseudointellectual Discourse and Philosophy
- Astrolinguistics
- Clown Science
- Neurodramatics
- Cryptoapology
- Quantum Business
- Intergalactic Relations
- Marxism and Leninism

sneakerfreak

roving the country in a ford sierra scavaging for food and stealing women,any oppostion will get it from a sawn off

norwegianwood

IvaBigWun wrote: »

So when the dust settle (in around 2035) what new job would you like in the new age world?

being a tad optimistic there, don't you think?:pac:

anyhoo, i'm going to make my fortune as the guy who sells tumbleweeds-
hehe, you all laughed at me didnt ya? well, who's laughing now!:p

thieveslikeus

I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.

CamperMan

thieveslikeus wrote: »

I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.

No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Well, if I can survive the recession, which I am sure I will, I will probably work for myself fulltime. Hopefully after a while I will have my company run itself, having someone doing the work for me and I will do very very little

Rhyme

Paperweight.

Senna

By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.

CamperMan

Senna wrote: »

By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.

emigration packages!!

Senna

CamperMan wrote: »

emigration packages!!

or maybe Suicide Booths?

thieveslikeus

CamperMan wrote: »

No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie.

Only if you promise to be the a$$ I get inserted in.

CamperMan

Senna wrote: »

or maybe Suicide Booths?

that just isn't funny... :mad:

Kold

Suicide booth attendant.

Acacia

sunshinegirl wrote: »

Im gona make some moonshine yawl and flog it i might also have a brothel with can can dancers

I'll probably be one of the dancers.

Or some sort of hooker in a post-apocalyptic, furturistic Dublin. Kinda like those ho's in 'Sin City'.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/sincity_rosario1_1094834716.jpg

Micky Dolenz

javaboy wrote: »

I'll be the guy going round with the wagon shouting "Bring out yerrrr deeeeadddd! Bring out yerrr deeeeaddd!"

I woke up people, laughing at that :pac::pac::pac:

Gummy Panda

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I will scour the land looking for the gusolene in my battered Ford Falcon GT

The last of the V8 interceptors?

Ross_Mahon

Leader of the human resistance