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Whats your new job going to be after the Recession Apocalypse?

  • 06-02-2009 3:28pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    So when the dust settle (in around 2035) what new job would you like in the new age world?

    Me? Im going to be Abigayle's "personal assistant", she might be in St John Of Gods speaking to herself in all the Father Ted voices by then but they'll still give us an hour alone a month right?

    Either that or Christian Bale's Sedative Companion.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    I'll be the guy going round with the wagon shouting "Bring out yerrrr deeeeadddd! Bring out yerrr deeeeaddd!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I will scour the land looking for the gusolene in my battered Ford Falcon GT
    wearing a extremely tight leather catsuit,eating dog food and avoiding a bloke called L. Humongous for entertainment i will enjoy listening to an old musical box thats broken


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I'll be the person walking in front of new automobiles carrying red flags to warn pedestraians to get out of the way as the cars propel through the streets at a lesiurely 7KPH.

    By the time this thing is over, nobody'll remember what an actual car looks like so they'll be scared, at first. It's a vocation, really.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I'm gonna be in charge of re-populating the Earth

    Awwwww, yeah..........:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    I'm going to capture Brian Cowen and then start a travelling sideshow where for the princely sum of 2 cent you can slap him on the back of the head.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Im gonna kill every first born son. Just for the craic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Something public sector.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    waiting around all day on boards so i will be the 1,000,000th poster on lets count to a million


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I hope to become Berties monkey butler.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,485 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Blacksmith.
    Pretty soon it wont be just the good people of certain Dublin housing estates that travel around by horse.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Gunsmith/ crazy coot from the country with a better arsnel than the army


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I wanna be a fire engine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭DesignLady


    Can I have the job of evil Aunty Entity from Mad Max 3. As post apocolyptic jobs go, it's got the best outfits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    After this recession I'll be the guy wandering along some Dublin beach only to see the Spire sticking out of the sand ala Planet of the Apes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Pigman III


    I'm gonna be pulling off the dole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I'm going to be the doomsday man shooting mutant inbreds from my heavily fortified apartment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    I'm going to be a wild bushman living off the land in Alaska. I've started my training too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I'm going to be the doomsday man shooting mutant inbreds from my heavily fortified apartment.

    Fuck 2035, I'm gonna start now................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    I will be the Special Forces veteran sent to rescue the President after his plane crashes behind the walls of the Maximum Security Prison formely known as the city of Limerick.

    /Starts growing Kurt Russel-esqe mullet.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    When I was young, I always dreamed of being a baseball


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    When I was young, I always dreamed of being a baseball

    Have you always been a bit batty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Have you always been a bit batty?
    Nope. Ballsy:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    Pigman III wrote: »
    I'm gonna be pulling off the dole.

    Bob Dole?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Pigman III wrote: »
    I'm gonna be pulling myself off on the dole.

    fyp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    I'm gonna be in charge of re-populating the Earth

    Awwwww, yeah..........:cool:

    but what if the only thing around is a cow?? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Male porn star. Only work I can get these days.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Taoiseach of the world, i want to be the chief,head honcho,numero uno. (Jobs for all my family and unlimited expenses..great!..........+ free makeup).
    "I pledge as An Taoiseach to built up the world to even greater Boom times followed by the enevitible recession."

    But i'm also going to keep my day job as an undertaker,just in case.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Firefox10


    Nolanger wrote: »
    After this recession I'll be the guy wandering along some Dublin beach only to see the Spire sticking out of the sand ala Planet of the Apes.

    And you have to start banging your fist against the ground and say.."They Ruined it!! Damm you!!.......Damm you all to hell!!!"


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    It's only going to be a certain amount of time before prohibition is brought in, at which point I plan on opening the best damned petshop in town.

    /grabs his Al Capone hat.

    I knew there was a reason for me buying this.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭sunshinegirl


    Im gona make some moonshine yawl and flog it i might also have a brothel with can can dancers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭experiMental


    I will start a Superhero University, which will specialise in the following subjects:

    - Pseudointellectual Discourse and Philosophy
    - Astrolinguistics
    - Clown Science
    - Neurodramatics
    - Cryptoapology
    - Quantum Business
    - Intergalactic Relations
    - Marxism and Leninism


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭sneakerfreak


    roving the country in a ford sierra scavaging for food and stealing women,any oppostion will get it from a sawn off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    So when the dust settle (in around 2035) what new job would you like in the new age world?


    being a tad optimistic there, don't you think?:pac:

    anyhoo, i'm going to make my fortune as the guy who sells tumbleweeds-
    hehe, you all laughed at me didnt ya? well, who's laughing now!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 thieveslikeus


    I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    I'm moving to poland to get a job in a call centre. I hear there will be jobs a plenty over there in a few years time, they have vodka, their women are beautiful, their techno scene is hard as nails and their property is cheap as chips. Screw dublin i say, lets all move to warsaw.


    No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

    You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Well, if I can survive the recession, which I am sure I will, I will probably work for myself fulltime. Hopefully after a while I will have my company run itself, having someone doing the work for me and I will do very very little :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Paperweight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    Senna wrote: »
    By 2035 i'll be retired living in my mansion with all my millions, after my recession busting business goes global, now i just need to know what i'm going to sell.

    emigration packages!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    CamperMan wrote: »
    emigration packages!!

    or maybe Suicide Booths?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 thieveslikeus


    CamperMan wrote: »
    No point, the Polish are all heading back to do just that!!

    You could always be a stunt d!ck in a Polish porno movie. :D

    Only if you promise to be the a$$ I get inserted in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    Senna wrote: »
    or maybe Suicide Booths?

    that just isn't funny... :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Suicide booth attendant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Im gona make some moonshine yawl and flog it i might also have a brothel with can can dancers

    I'll probably be one of the dancers.

    Or some sort of hooker in a post-apocalyptic, furturistic Dublin. Kinda like those ho's in 'Sin City'.

    http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/sincity_rosario1_1094834716.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    javaboy wrote: »
    I'll be the guy going round with the wagon shouting "Bring out yerrrr deeeeadddd! Bring out yerrr deeeeaddd!"


    I woke up people, laughing at that :pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I will scour the land looking for the gusolene in my battered Ford Falcon GT

    The last of the V8 interceptors?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Leader of the human resistance


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