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Your Autobiography - What would the title be?

  • 20-01-2009 11:17pm
    #1
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭


    Right so I have often been told that I should write a book....... or at the very least a pamphlet anyway and it got me thinking what would I call it.

    I think it would have to be : I did it my way (nothing smutty btw) but just because i'm generally happy with decisions i've made and when i haven't been I didn't lose the lesson.

    So ladies whaddya reckon????


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  • #2
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    "No Sex, Just Tay" and Other Stories


  • #3
    cson
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    A touch of Class Ass


  • #4
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Women does your man have these characteristics? He does?? RUN GIRL RUN!!


  • #5
    banshee_bones
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    "This Diet Book WILL change your life if you follow it religiously"




    The book is two pages long...


    Page 1- Eat Less.

    Page 2. Exercise More.


  • #6
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    lol!! to all of the above... i may change mine to Sassy Lassy!not cos i'm a dog just cos sassy rhymes with lassy


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    Xiney
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    Irony Maiden


  • #8
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    If i was to write about my Martial Arts experiences, it would be "Enter the Dragan". If i was to write about my time as an altar boy, it would "Enter the Dragan".


  • #9
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    "If you're reading this you need to get out more" by J R Hartley.

    Or "What just happened?"

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #10
    Mingey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Mingey


    40% Me & 60% Plagiarism

    Or

    Mingey: A Life, A Legend, A Concept.


  • #11
    CathyMoran
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,458 ✭✭✭CathyMoran


    For me and my husband: "I get knocked down but I get up again..." - apt, just a pity that it is so true for us...we just want a break!


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  • #12
    Dudess
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    Will There Ever Be a Rainbow? or Dudess, I Hardly Knew Me.


  • #13
    Snowie
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    adventures of a frozen primate....


  • #14
    G&T
    Closed Accounts Posts: 303 ✭✭G&T


    I'll put it to you this way....

    im alway's saying it:D


  • #15
    MJOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    CathyMoran wrote: »
    For me and my husband: "I get knocked down but I get up again..." - apt, just a pity that it is so true for us...we just want a break!

    For you i'd have chosen Super Trooper!! Or maybe Superwomaan!Chin up xx


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    Madame Razz
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    'Too big corsets make you look fat.....(and other stories)'

    I am actually seriously going to write this someday.....


  • #17
    RacoonQueen
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    Keep Fighting


  • #18
    CeilingCat
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    'It's just a ride'

    Yeah I know it's totally robbed but I'm robbing it anyway... it's kinda my motto :p


  • #19
    challengemaster
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    A vampire's reflection? :D

    Nobody thought of 'The Lion, the B*tch and her wardrobe yet?' :p


  • #20
    Curlypinkie
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    "The single stories of a Swedish bird in Dublin"

    Yes it will be graphic, but also LOLish


  • #21
    ZzubZzub
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    "Is that it?"


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    "Frada All The Finer Things In Life: The Story Of A Dud Of A Human Being."

    or

    "A Frad Of Change: The Frada Story."

    or

    "For The Last Time, I'm Not A ****ing Woman!: The Overtly Macho And Masculine Adventures Of Frada."


  • #23
    IvaBigWun
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    "The Tiger & Other Positions, A Story Of One Man's Love Of His Mickey"


  • #24
    Trinity
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    Memoires of a geebag.


  • #25
    Will
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    The Chronicles of Terenure; One man's struggle to stay sane amidst droves of rugger buggers and oompa-loompas


  • #26
    The Sweeper
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    "It was funny. It just wasn't clever."


  • #27
    Nevyn
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    Gideon Unimportant Vault wrote: »
    "Gideon Unimportant Vault All The Finer Things In Life: The Story Of A Dud Of A Human Being."

    or

    "A Frad Of Change: The Gideon Unimportant Vault Story."

    or

    "For The Last Time, I'm Not A ****ing Woman!: The Overtly Macho And Masculine Adventures Of Gideon Unimportant Vault."

    So your a gay guy then ?

    It would never get written or publish, tis far too unbelievable.


  • #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    So your a gay guy then ?

    Um...no...
    It would never get written or publish, tis far too unbelievable.

    That I'm overtly macho and masculine? Shít.


  • #29
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Too young to die

    Too old to die

    Too young to live

    Too old to live

    Too______to_______    the Jeremiah 16:1 story


  • #30
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Too young to die

    Too old to die

    Too young to live

    Too old to live

    Too______to_______    the Jeremiah 16:1 story

    "Too lazy to finish the Jeremiah 16:1 story?"


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  • #31
    GirlInterrupted
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    ''She came, she saw, she sulked.''


  • #32
    IvaBigWun
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    GirlInterrupted wrote: »
    ''She came, she saw, she sulked.''

    [schoolyard]hehe, she said "came"[/schoolyard]


  • #33
    Jules
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    tl;dr!


  • #34
    DublinWriter
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    MJOR wrote: »
    Right so I have often been told that I should write a book....... or at the very least a pamphlet anyway and it got me thinking what would I call it...So ladies whaddya reckon????
    'My Struggle'...no wait Hitler Paul Merton beat me to it.


  • #35
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Gideon Unimportant Vault wrote: »
    "Too lazy to finish the Jeremiah 16:1 story?"

    Yes it would be easy to think that, but in reality it was the appendice/ix that ended both my autobiography and me.



    What's your's?

    "Gideon Unimportant Vaultrnising with the enemy"-my hell in Iraq

    :pac:


  • #36
    Latchy
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    '' Himself , The diary of a madman ......Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ''

    by Fried Brains


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  • #37
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    [schoolyard]hehe, she said "came"[/schoolyard]

    Now, now Beavis.


  • #38
    NeMiSiS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭NeMiSiS


    Self destruct in manageable easy steps.
    Or
    Buy the ticket, take the ride - ala H.S.T.


  • #39
    challengemaster
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    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Too______to_______the Jeremiah 16:1 story

    Jer's Blankety blanks ? :pac: :p


  • #40
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Jer's Blankety blanks ? :pac: :p

    Une Discussion Blanque-Le Monde Irlandaise de Jeremiah 16:1

    This was mainly my artistic life up until my blue period.


  • #41
    LadyJ
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    "Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen"


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  • #42
    randylonghorn
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    Confessions of a ...




    <


  • #43
    spinandscribble
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    The Bad Twin


  • #44
    AnnieB82
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    "Forest Grump"


  • #45
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Up and Over ;)


  • #46
    allabouteve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭allabouteve


    meanie boots wrote: »
    Up and Over ;)

    Nice.
    Mine would be:

    Up Top and Down Under.


  • #47
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    allabouteve wrote: »
    Nice.
    Mine would be:

    Up Top and Down Under.

    lol.


  • #48
    Nuravictus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭Nuravictus


    Into the Abysis


  • #49
    LightningBolt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭LightningBolt


    Volume 1


  • #50
    Crumble Froo
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    "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time..."


  • #51
    Janicus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭Janicus


    It's where you left it. A story of men who just can't put things where they belong!! and other musings of a somewhat demented housewife!!:D


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