Nocturnal Noises...

Apart from the sound of the fans and the car alarm that never seems to STFU, it's fairly quiet here, or so I thought!!

I started to hear this strance rumbling sound, so went to investigate.

























I found the security guard, snoring his head off...
LOUDLY

orestes

Deleted User wrote: »

Apart from the sound of the fans and the car alarm that never seems to STFU, it's fairly quiet here, or so I thought!!

I started to hear this strance rumbling sound, so went to investigate.

























I found the security guard, snoring his head off...
LOUDLY

Draw on his face with marker! That oughta learn him!

*notices dolanbakers sig* :eek:

Woohoo, I'm famous! \o/

Doctor DooM

I used to hear an air raid siren occasionally in the middle of the night.. that was spooky.

KnifeWRENCH

Loudest thing I ever heard were foxes yelping. Man, they get irritating really quickly. Thankfully it's only happened 2 or 3 times.
We also have, of course, birds singing at 6a.m. While not as loud, that is a much more regular occurence.

orestes

square_igloo wrote: »

Loudest thing I ever heard were foxes yelping. Man, they get irritating really quickly. Thankfully it's only happened 2 or 3 times.
We also have, of course, birds singing at 6a.m. While not as loud, that is a much more regular occurence.

Yeah the birds are always a pain in the ass

They always show up at the same time as the fiery cancer death ball in the sky, they're in cahoots I tells ya

kerash

my birds start at 3.40, not long now... so each night it would be good to have a strange noise report from around the country/world. Please include the story of the investigation and losing a limb or too in the process would make it more juicy:cool:

Gavin "shels"

Cats getting a bit rough in the lane at the back of my gaffer.

Heard a pussyfight outside the window last night, very fierce sounding! more than two cats I think.

Gavin "shels"

Deleted User wrote: »

Heard a pussyfight outside the window last night, very fierce sounding! more than two cats I think.

They're annoying little baskets aren't they.

Could have done with one of these

Ruu_Old

We have crickets, fine as long as they stay outside.

Didn't know you played!

Bob the Builder

Rain. And my dad singing his head off as usual in the kitchen... and, no, he can't sing, but he tries anyway.

kowloon

square_igloo wrote: »

Loudest thing I ever heard were foxes yelping. Man, they get irritating really quickly. Thankfully it's only happened 2 or 3 times.
We also have, of course, birds singing at 6a.m. While not as loud, that is a much more regular occurence.

Out here Fox yelping is often followed up by a single rifle report.

The birds here start up at 5am.

fonpokno

i get the occasional ridiculously noisy boy racer car driving ridiculously loudly down the ridiculously long straight road that i live on. the noise doesn't disappear til they turn the corner at the end... f*ckers ruining my silence.

kowloon

fonpokno wrote: »

i get the occasional ridiculously noisy boy racer car driving ridiculously loudly down the ridiculously long straight road that i live on. the noise doesn't disappear til they turn the corner at the end... f*ckers ruining my silence.

ftw

monkeyfudge

There's one sound I've been hearing for years that I've never been able to figure out.

Sounds like someone kicking a ball against the wall of my house... but it isn't...

Oh... and then there was the time I thought someone was leaving the engine of their car idling out on the street every night.... but it just turned out I'd got horrible tinnitus...

Aisling(",)

ive got birds in the eves(sp) of my house and they sound like there sitting at the end of my bed in the morning.gah!!

ambulances,boy racers and fire brigade trucks are arouond a fair bit.the joys of living at a park.

Quality

I can hear the sea at night.
Sometimes I hear trains going by, the track would be maybe 2 miles from the house.

There are pheasants in the fields beside the house, so you can hear them when it gets bright, they are loud!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVMgyGwkGn0

DJ_Spider

I have heard the air raid siren a few times, was up at about 4:45am one morning and the guarda chopper was flying round looking for someone/something, we get car alarms going off all the time as well as house alarms. One in particular is always going off and I think to myself, ARE YOU DEAF? the neighbours must have gotten used to it now, or the guards know it's a false alarm. I mean why have one if it don't work?

We actually do have one but never set it! (looks out through curtains, makes sure no-one is reading this on a laptop in a car!) The house 2 doors up was robbed the other day, but even though people know I have lots of expensive gear we have even left the back door unlocked and gone out. Mind you it is pretty hard to get into the back of our garden as there is no side or rear entrance!

MizzLolly

The two in the room next to me are at it.. :rolleyes::o

fonpokno

headphones block out all unpleasant sounds.

banjopaul

MizzLolly wrote: »

The two in the room next to me are at it.. :rolleyes::o

Gigiddy

MizzLolly

banjopaul wrote: »

Gigiddy

Stopped already would you believe?!

:rolleyes::pac:

banjopaul

Haha, hate that!

Tragedy

We have three cats and theres about 6 more on the road.

So I'm serenaded by the sounds of cats yowling and bells tinkling as they play hide and seek all night long.

MizzLolly

Tragedy wrote: »

We have three cats and theres about 6 more on the road.

So I'm serenaded by the sounds of cats yowling and bells tinkling as they play hide and seek all night long.

I'll swap ya the bangin' hillbillies for the noisey cats! :pac:

Ricky91t

we have 2 male who enjoy the odd fight normally near my window howling and making alot of noise

Then we have another mail Mr Mcgee who has a cat cold so he snores quiet loudly and purrs alot and sleeps about 2 inches from my head.

Tragedy

MizzLolly wrote: »

I'll swap ya the bangin' hillbillies for the noisey cats! :pac:

I'd buy that for a dollar, nevermind swap!
I can even find a use for that kleenex you gave me :pac:

MizzLolly

ricky91t wrote: »

we have 2 male who enjoy the odd fight normally near my window howling and making alot of noise

Then we have another mail Mr Mcgee who has a cat cold so he snores quiet loudly and purrs alot and sleeps about 2 inches from my head.

Awww.... sounds cute

Tragedy wrote: »

I'd buy that for a dollar, nevermind swap!
I can even find a use for that kleenex you gave me :pac:

Ewwwwwww.... :eek:

*shudder*

Ricky91t

MizzLolly wrote: »

Awww.... sounds cute

the purring one is
hearing the howling of cats fighting isn't

it could be worse

Tragedy

MizzLolly wrote: »

Awww.... sounds cute



Ewwwwwww.... :eek:

*shudder*

What? I'd put it in some water and stuff it in my ears so I could sleep without hearing them making sweet country lovin' next door..

MizzLolly

ricky91t wrote: »

the purring one is
hearing the howling of cats fighting isn't

it could be worse

Hahaha yeah you could be hearing what's next door to me :pac:

Tragedy wrote: »

What? I'd put it in some water and stuff it in my ears so I could sleep without hearing them making sweet country lovin' next door..

:eek::eek::D


Sure!!


Anyhoooo... I'm off now...

Night peoples

Tragedy

MizzLolly wrote: »

Hahaha yeah you could be hearing what's next door to me :pac:





:eek::eek::D


Sure!!


Anyhoooo... I'm off now...

Night peoples

Yus. I'm innocent and naive and as prudish as a Dickens character.

Overheal

you're 15 years old, you go into the kitchen for an innocent glass of ribena when suddenly from above your head is the noise of YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX :eek:

watna

We live on top of a hill that has a long winding path up to it. Cars can't come up to the house, you have to park down on the street and walk up to the house. At night it sounds like someone is wheeling a trolley up and down the path, we think it's just the wind because it does on for hours.

Reku

MizzLolly wrote: »

The two in the room next to me are at it.. :rolleyes::o

Yup, my neighbours are like that from time to time... a person shouldn't know their neighbour is into spanking through late night sound effects...:eek:

star-pants

I'm lucky I guess I've no...human nocturnal noises (Apart from snoring coming from below)

But cats tend to fight or cry in the area

Birds like prancing about on my roof....

A wood pidgeon likes to cooo outside my window!!!

and all the birds join in a symphony of vocal exercises at 4 or 5 in the morning!

Altho when in cambodia I was woken a few times at 4 in the morning by the most ungodly of screaming/squealing... turns out it was the 'neighbours' killing pigs...went on for 20 mins each time...

Creamy Goodness

i sleep like a log i mean there are always dogs barking that keep up the rest of the family, also i live in an area packed full of nursing homes and there's constantly ambulances called but nothing ever wakes me, once i'm gone i'm gone.

and fyi yeh i hear them when i'm awake just in case you all thought i was deaf.

Tragedy

Oh, crows and especially magpies perch on the guttering 2 feet above my window. The scrabbling noises and squawking they make is ungodly.

I like the sound of normal birds in the morning, its really pleasant

farohar

farohar wrote: »

Yup, my neighbours are like that from time to time... a person shouldn't know their neighbour is into spanking through late night sound effects...:eek:

Must make for some interesting encounters in the mornings at the front doorstep. :pac:

Reku

Deleted User wrote: »

Must make for some interesting encounters in the mornings at the front doorstep. :pac:

Nah, she's a screamer and will at times leave the windows open while at it so I don't think they'd be bothered.
Wonder at times if maybe she's hoping for an audiance....

jor el

farohar wrote: »

Nah, she's a screamer and will at times leave the windows open while at it so I don't think they'd be bothered.
Wonder at times if maybe she's hoping for an audiance....

Maybe they want you to join in?

Reku

jor el wrote: »

Maybe they want you to join in?

They're not people I have great respect for, if any family on the street were drug dealers it'd be them (are known drug users anyway), so all I can say is ewwwwww!!!!:eek:

MizzLolly

star-pants wrote: »

Altho when in cambodia I was woken a few times at 4 in the morning by the most ungodly of screaming/squealing... turns out it was the 'neighbours' killing pigs...went on for 20 mins each time...

OMG! You poor thing! :eek: That must have been terrifying the first time you heard it!

farohar wrote: »

Nah, she's a screamer and will at times leave the windows open while at it so I don't think they'd be bothered.
Wonder at times if maybe she's hoping for an audiance....

Faking it!

Overheal wrote: »

you're 15 years old, you go into the kitchen for an innocent glass of ribena when suddenly from above your head is the noise of YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX :eek:

You're 15? What??? :eek:

farohar wrote: »

They're not people I have great respect for, if any family on the street were drug dealers it'd be them (are known drug users anyway), so all I can say is ewwwwww!!!!:eek:

Hope they're neutered.. :pac:

Reku

Well I wish she wouldn't fake it when I'm trying to watch late night TV & do it in the daytime instead when I'm in work.

Aisling(",)

oh no the wood pigeons are back and it sounds like theyre sat on my window sill cooing in at me purposefully!

feathered feckers

Reku

But I thought you ladies liked a bit of cooing...

Oh... wait no, my bad, it's a bit of wooing the ladies like.:p

Tragedy

When magpies attack drainpipes: loud noises result.

>.<

Then builder next door set off my house alarm at 9am somehow, damnit.

Sigma Force

There's a horrible noise I think it's an insect possibly one of those big black bettle things sounds like it's flying into things and dropping on the floor. Yuk!
The mother is here to visit so plenty of snoring just hope the roof tiles can cope with it.

the_follwer

live near a pub so womens heels clopping down the road. :rolleyes: