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The man flu, Support Thread....

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    #182
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    OK ok Its true and it is also diliberate! Its for the greater good as only the wusses contract it and it kills 50% of them off! :eek:


    well im still around honey bunny :mad:


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    #183
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Saibh wrote: »
    All the victims of manflu have all gone to bed - can't handle the pressure :D

    Or died from the deadly piosion us wimmin have adminstrated!
    Bloody eejets! What drama over a cold !


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    #184
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk&feature=related


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    #185
    Snowie
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    Saibh wrote: »
    All the victims of manflu have all gone to bed - can't handle the pressure :D


    Im Still here :cool:but my man flu has decied to grow legs and leave Im so manly i told i to :cool:


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    #186
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Saibh wrote: »
    All the victims of manflu have all gone to bed - can't handle the pressure :D
    Female supporters of Manflu sufferers and manfluist victims are needed - if you dont want to be a Mean Girl you can be a Manfluzy:)


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    #187
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    CDfm wrote: »
    Female supporters of Manflu sufferers and manfluist victims are needed - if you dont want to be a Mean Girl you can be a Manfluzy:)

    :D


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    #188
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    CDfm wrote: »
    Female supporters of Manflu sufferers and manfluist victims are needed - if you dont want to be a Mean Girl you can be a Manfluzy:)


    So, what do these Female Supporters get in return for supporting your cause to this Manflu help thread:)


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    #189
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Siabh - your not going to encourage these wusses - are you?


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    #190
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Saibh wrote: »
    So, what do these Female Supporters get in return for supporting your cause to this Manflu help thread:)


    fullfilment for being helpfull and mothering understanding to a mans need's when ill will be valuble training for you... in later life....:)


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    #191
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭Alice1


    CDfm wrote: »
    Female supporters of Manflu sufferers and manfluist victims are needed - if you dont want to be a Mean Girl you can be a Manfluzy:)


    Manfluzy - lovin' it CDfm.


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    #192
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Saibh wrote: »
    So, what do these Female Supporters get in return for supporting your cause to this Manflu help thread:)
    A Manfluzy - like a shaman in a Tribe has healing powers.

    With these special powers you can help Manflu sufferers survive and..................

    Have you the Gift?????


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    #193
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    fullfilment for being helpfull and mothering understanding to a mans need's when ill will be valuble training for you... in later life....:)


    Nay, that sounds too much like an unfulfilled task to me - you have managed this far without your mother (was going to say a certain other person name but i won't)


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    #194
    pseudonym1
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    YaY Siabh! I knew you were a smart girl - they are only faking it anyhow - FACT - 70% of man flu consits of exaggerated symptoms in search of female sympathy!


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    #195
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    YaY Siabh! I knew you were a smart girl - they are only faking it anyhow - FACT - 70% of man flu consits of exaggerated symptoms in search of female sympathy!
    pseudonym1 - you are our first Mean Girl of the Week.You were warned,

    Men are honest and truthful and yes some women especially manfluists and Mean Girls are adept at faking things.

    Check out this link from the Manflu archives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDADTMqDDL8&feature=related


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    #196
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Saibh wrote: »
    Nay, that sounds too much like an unfulfilled task to me - you have managed this far without your mother (was going to say a certain other person name but i won't)


    :eek: I can cook better then my mum :).... thats a fact :cool:how many bloke do
    you know who can say this
    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    YaY Siabh! I knew you were a smart girl - they are only faking it anyhow - FACT - 70% of man flu consits of exaggerated symptoms in search of female sympathy!

    Your such a skeptic i bet you've been to a fortune teller but you wont beleave a man,, typical feminisim :P


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    #197
    pseudonym1
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    :eek: I can cook better then my mum :).... thats a fact :cool:how many bloke do
    you know who can say this


    Your such a skeptic i bet you've been to a fortune teller but you wont beleave a man,, typical feminisim :P

    Now now - calm monkey calm!
    As it happens I have never been to a fortune teller- and as for believing "a man" *Im not stupid*. That statement as outlandish as some of the rest here


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    #198
    Snowie
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    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Now now - calm monkey calm!
    As it happens I have never been to a fortune teller- and as for believing "a man" *Im not stupid*. That statement as outlandish as some of the rest here



    It's not my fault i retain an imagination that your jelous of is it ?
    Oh and im oh so calm actuly im really relaxed :cool:...
    I think you are stoopid for not beleaving us :P:D


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    #199
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    It's not my fault i retain an imagination that your jelous of is it ?
    Oh and im oh so calm actuly im really relaxed :cool:...
    I think you are stoopid for not beleaving us :P:D


    Did the doctor not tell you to have plenty of rest and sleep - if not one of the nurses will be around soon to instruct you how to deal with a manflu cold:D


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    #200
    pseudonym1
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    It's not my fault i retain an imagination that your jelous of is it ?
    Oh and im oh so calm actuly im really relaxed :cool:...
    I think you are stoopid for not beleaving us :P:D

    The only thing you imagined was half those flu symptoms! Now I will donate some sympathy to you - sounds like you need it! :D


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    #201
    Snowie
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    Saibh wrote: »
    Did the doctor not tell you to have plenty of rest and sleep - if not one of the nurses will be around soon to instruct you how to deal with a manflu cold:D

    :eek: oh there will be sleep in 10 mins ile be in snowmonkey lal la land :)... yep i have to keep my feet warm :D
    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    The only thing you imagined was half those flu symptoms! Now I will donate some sympathy to you - sounds like you need it! :D

    that was just plain harh, You've hurted my feelings your such bullys two women against one monkey aint fare espechilly when he has man flu!!!!! Even tho its quite flatering....:D....

    Good night :)


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    #202
    pseudonym1
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    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    :eek: oh there will be sleep in 10 mins ile be in snowmonkey lal la land :)... yep i have to keep my feet warm :D



    that was just plain harh, You've hurted my feelings your such bullys two women against one monkey aint fare espechilly when he has man flu!!!!! Even tho its quite flatering....:D....

    Good night :)

    Dont lie you luv it :D
    Night :)


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    #203
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    pseudonym1 wrote: »
    Ah thats no good chew but I got rid of worst of mine by (dare say it again) Honey lemon egg white and apple cider vinegar every 4-6 hours) you can feel it working its so good!
    But I just had bird flu not dreaded manflu :rolleyes:
    that sounds revolting. :eek:

    Well now I have the aching ears. NOICE!!! more paracetamol for me. and back to bed I shall consider going.


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    #204
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh, once the ears start you are sunk - sunk I tell you. Abandon all hope now.


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    #205
    ChewChew
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    Alice1 wrote: »
    Oh, once the ears start you are sunk - sunk I tell you. Abandon all hope now.
    is that a polite way of telling me I am dying?


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    #206
    minxie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    ChewChew wrote: »
    is that a polite way of telling me I am dying?
    a nicer way .... yes id say so...:D


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    #207
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    ... ended up in A&E last night to be nebulised (ashthma). Haven't slept yet, got a pretty hefty scare barely being able to breathe. Haven't had any trouble with my asthma in 5+ years before this flu.

    Sob. :mad:


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    #208
    minxie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    consultech wrote: »
    ... ended up in A&E last night to be nebulised (ashthma). Haven't slept yet, got a pretty hefty scare barely being able to breathe. Haven't had any trouble with my asthma in 5+ years before this flu.

    Sob. :mad:
    its beginning to take them all out slowly.... one by one...
    will you survive the night???:(


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    #209
    napapa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭napapa


    Dear lord, last night was the worst experience of my life.....been on the beer/whiskey/brandy for last four days trying to kill man flu, didn't work.... well the DTs kicked in last night with the man flu, i was like a break dancer in a sauna...oh the bullets of sweat, the pain of it all!

    Thank god for football and darts....


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    #210
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    minxie1 wrote: »
    its beginning to take them all out slowly.... one by one...
    will you survive the night???:(

    Nothing is guaranteed now.


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    #211
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Ah Consultech I'm sorry to hear you were so ill. As a fellow asthma sufferer I sympathise. That was one scary experience. Hope you are feeling a bit better now.

    Napapa, while I do have sympathy for you too, it is somewhat tempered by the image you describe of a break dancer in the sauna.........


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