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Scumbagius dublinus

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    #32
    MOH
    Registered Users Posts: 6,464 ✭✭✭MOH


    The Scientist wrote: »
    A woman came up to me today in Dublin on whothefcukknows st. and said "Giz a yawro fur chissmuss mister". :D
    At least in Cork city they have the decency to sit down with a cup in front of them and hide their face. Cheek of her, coming within 2 feet of me, invading my presence.

    She was offering to sell you exclusive rights to Christmas for a euro, and you turned her down?!


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    #33
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    boring_job_guy wrote: »
    FAIL!

    everyone knows trolls can't have high post counts :pac:!

    Due to this the OP is refered to as "humorous".

    So by your definition I could never be deemed a troll? Interesting....

    /wanders over to tLL....


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    #34
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Just to clarify I also like Dubs. It's just the Dublin scumbags that are afraid of pedestrian crossings I'm referring to.

    People get offended so easily these days.

    True. We've become too sensitive and too politically correct in some areas.

    Daft folk on crossings though, that just target practise for bad drivers!


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    #35
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Just to clarify I also like Dubs. It's just the Dublin scumbags that are afraid of pedestrian crossings I'm referring to.


    I believe these creatures suffer a type of dromophobia

    People get offended so easily these days.


    Catagelophobia.


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    #36
    boring_job_guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭boring_job_guy


    I <3 GuanYin wrote: »
    So by your definition I could never be deemed a troll?

    exactly, well not on boards anyway.
    Interesting....

    /wanders over to tLL....


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    #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Speaking of pedestrians...

    Why do folk stop suddenly in the doorways of shops and suddenly turn around (yes, I know there is an obvious answer!) and decide to go back out despite the fact that there might be a load of others behind them coming in too!
    I have nearly on more than one occasion nearly rammed someone's arse as they came to a sudden stop! (cue the jokes...)

    The decent thing to do would be to step aside and let the following crowd thru before exiting again! Ggrrr!


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    #38
    nobodythere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    The kid tries too hard


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    #39
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    ANTO ..... dars sum fellah Dissing ya here , go and get rasher ,maggot , pil popper ,rabies ,short arm tony ,the fellinni brothers , jam jar ...oh and and bag of knucledusters i left in Yore Ma's .........and hurry will ya !

    Biggins wrote: »
    Speaking of pedestrians...

    Why do folk stop suddenly in the doorways of shops and suddenly turn around (yes, I know there is an obvious answer!) and decide to go back out despite the fact that there might be a load of others behind them coming in too!
    I have nearly on more than one occasion nearly rammed someone's arse as they came to a sudden stop! (cue the jokes...)

    The decent thing to do would be to step aside and let the following crowd thru before exiting again! Ggrrr!
    Sounds like a dsicription trying to mount ( more jokes ) a Luas or bus .Like be a lot easier to let us off the bleeding thing before boarding .-Rant over . ;)


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    #40
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    latchyco wrote: »
    ANTO ..... dars sum fellah Dissing ya here , go and get rasher ,maggot , pil popper ,rabies ,short arm tony ,the fellinni brothers , jam jar ...oh and and bag of knucledusters i left in Yore Ma's .........and hurry will ya !


    LOL :D Be Jeasus, sur' tell it as it tis!


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    #41
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Excellent work OP ;-)

    I do believe I managed to capture some of this species you mention in a photo [url=https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/23565/46779.jpg[/url] (taken at the recommended safe distance)......

    .....and i snapped this dramatic shot, not two weeks ago, of another group, from close up!!

    Sadly my camera was stolen shortly after the second picture was taken :mad:


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    #42
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL :D Be Jeasus, sur' tell it as it tis!
    Just describing my Dublin childhood .ANTO'S uncle ( Legless murphy ) was around then to :D


    Looks just like the Antos gang ( post 70s )Jaysus some people things never change .;)


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    #43
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    marcsignal wrote: »
    Excellent work OP ;-)

    I do believe I managed to capture some of this species you mention in a photo [url=https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/23565/46779.jpg[/url] (taken at the recommended safe distance)......

    .....and i snapped this dramatic shot, not two weeks ago, of another group, from close up!!

    Sadly my camera was stolen shortly after the second picture was taken :mad:

    Be honest now. You just nicked those pics off Google images results for "chavs". Taking credit for some other photographer's bravery. Tsk tsk. :pac:


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    #44
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    javaboy wrote: »
    Be honest now. You just nicked those pics off Google images results for "chavs". Taking credit for some other photographer's bravery. Tsk tsk. :pac:

    IT'S NOT TRUE !!! DON'T LOOK AT ME !!! DON'T LOOK AT ME !! :o


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    #45
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    marcsignal wrote: »
    Excellent work OP ;-)

    I do believe I managed to capture some of this species you mention in a photo [url=https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/23565/46779.jpg[/url] (taken at the recommended safe distance)......

    .....and i snapped this dramatic shot, not two weeks ago, of another group, from close up!!

    Sadly my camera was stolen shortly after the second picture was taken :mad:

    Hardly prime specimens. Theys don't have any of dem 11-a-side moustaches and gold chains holding a "Story Bud!" engraved T-bar.

    Drimnacus Felacious Wankus Atdabackadabus is a typical breed found to roam the Dublin plains of a Friday or Saturday night. They are usually easily spotted carrying its main food source, Devil's Bit, and playing country rave anthems at max volume from their pink Noakia phones....Word to yer Muder!

    http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/UnaLovesU2/chavs2.jpg


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    #46
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    OP, YORE MA is a Scumbagius dublinus.


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    #47
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    truecrippler wrote: »
    OP, YORE MA is a Scumbagius dublinus.


    Jeasus' sur ya kin do betta than tha'
    Dinna see da cumin' :rolleyes:


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    #48
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I <3 GuanYin telling it like it is





















    from Perth, Australia. Nice :)


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    #49
    HouseHippo
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    Ah screw it the whole country is going to hell anyway.

    Maybe we should get some scumbags in the Dail.....see what happens


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    #50
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Maybe we should get some more scumbags in the Dail.....see what happens

    FYP ;)


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    #51
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    javaboy wrote: »
    FYP ;)
    :) My mistake


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    #52
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    truecrippler wrote: »
    OP, YORI MA is a Scumbagius dublinus.

    Why does everyone keep going on about this guy?

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Yori-Ma/618359632


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    #53
    dSTAR
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    The Scientist wrote: »
    "Giz a yawro fur chissmuss mister"
    :confused:

    What the hell is yawro?


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    #54
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    dSTAR wrote: »
    :confused:

    What the hell is yawro?

    A single unit of european currency, as the rough boys would express it in their salty, proletarian vernacular.


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    #55
    Demonique
    Registered Users Posts: 2,824 ✭✭✭Demonique


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/UnaLovesU2/chavs2.jpg


    LULZ at Megan Fox


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