Troll your Ass of Thread

Senna

We all know you are a fine up standing member of Boards, but if you wanted to troll, what would you post that you know you would get flamed for or even banned from some forums.


"its no less manly to admit your gay" - Beer Guts & Receding Hairlines

"OK, hands up who's not a lesbian?"- Ladies Lounge

"Just admit it, your jealous of Dublin" - Cork Forum

"yes s/he's cheating on you, if you have to come on the internet to ask peoples options on if s/he's cheating, then s/he's fcuking cheating" - Personal Issues

"I always take up 2, maybe even 3 parking spaces at a time" - Motors

"Its not a sport, its just choreographed dancing" - Pro Wrestling

"Bo fcuking Ho, suck it up, no one on here whats to listen to your whining - Personal Issues

Random

Senna is gay.

Hank Scorpio

"your all a bunch of saddos posting at this time! Get a job you lame student grant thieving scumbags!" after hours:pac:

patrickSTARR

hahaha damn students........grrrrrrrrrr

right im off ............er ................not study thats for sure

SoWatchaWant

Thunderdrome- anything like saying thank you, agreeing with somebody or generally being nice.

Beer guts: "Oh I'm a girl and we're the better sex, men are ****."

mumhaabu

The Polish took all our jobs,

I hate the Brits,

Women belong in the home,

Gays should not have rights,

It is a sin to have sex outside of marriage,

I drive with my foglights on when I feel like it,

I voted Fianna Fail and will do so again,

Vote No to Lisbon,

Anyone of the above will open a grand can of worms

flyton5

I would say:

"Of course it's no less manly to admit you're gay. In fact, i'd say it's extremely manly to take it up the arse."

Then i would make a derogatory remark.....such as ****ing f****ts.....im pretty sure that 1. i'd be banned, 2. i'd be shunned by most of the boards community if the ban was lifted and 3. i'd be a beer swilling, sister marrying, kiddie touching redneck from the Deep South Kerry....

orestes

Senna wrote: »

"Its not a sport, its just choreographed dancing" - Pro Wrestling

We get those threads once every two weeks in Pro Wrestling like clockwork.

Anybody making that comparison doesn't know what they're talking about and I find the comparison ridiculous.

I did dancing for years, it's far more physically demanding than wrestling :pac:

Xavi6

Motors - I was cruising along in the right hand lane of the M50 today, doing the speed limit, and some fecker had the cheek to flash his lights at me from behind!

Cycling - Can't believe you bastards don't pay road tax. Cause more accidents that anyone else and if one of you pulled out in front of me I'd speed up and plough you down.

Rugby - Wow, Munster reserves bottled it against the All Blacks' reserves in a meaningless friendly. When's the stage production due out?

Soccer - John Delaney is a credit to Irish football and I for one look forward to him having another term at the helm of the FAI.

An essential in any post where a troll is intended is this little guy - :rolleyes:

It's amazing the extra anger he evokes in the people reading it.

One Cold Hand

Man Utd thread: Ronaldo isn't the best player in the world.

Liverpool thread: Ronaldo is the best player in the world.

Aussie Rules: AFL is gay. It's just a load of big blokes wrestling each other to the ground and there's no skill whatsoever.

Healio

Gambling Forum: XXXX Bookmakers made a mistake and voided my bet, are they allowed do this?

Humour Forum: *recurring email joke/funny pic* that apparently wasn't even funny the first time it was posted (4 years ago)

Chucky the tree

Healio wrote: »

Gambling Forum: XXXX Bookmakers made a mistake and voided my bet, are they allowed do this?

this and..


"Abolsute cert of a bet, it cant loss"


You know what happens.

Xavi6

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Man Utd thread: Ronaldo isn't the best player in the world.

Liverpool thread: Ronaldo is the best player in the world.

Aussie Rules: AFL is gay. It's just a load of big blokes wrestling each other to the ground and there's no skill whatsoever.

Healio wrote: »

Gambling Forum: XXXX Bookmakers made a mistake and voided my bet, are they allowed do this?

Wtf? Is this 'Pick on Xavi's fora' hour?! Stay away yis bastards!

spinandscribble

personal issues: women don't like you? maybe because you have the face of podge and rodge and the body of a 15 year old girl.

after hours: you guuuuuuys, come on and take this seriously.

mods: i think your tattoo looks cheap, badly designed and like a blind mentally disabled child stabbed you with markers.

the ladies lounge: hey i was raped and i enjoyed it.

parenting: your child acts like that because he's a little ****.

brianthebard

PI: He may have abused you and left you to raise a drug addicted child on your own, but he had a point.

oztots

Consoles. Sony - Xbox is waaay better cos....
Xbox - Playstation is better cos....

Christianity - I thought it was a decent book, but the endings a bit cliched.

Simi

Parenting: Hi, I just bought a 5 year old from cambodia to train as my personal sex slave. Does anyone have any advice on training techniques?

conceited

ya tell ur mammmy ur gay... and u like little boys:D

invincibleirish

I GuanYin wrote: »

Motors - I was cruising along in the right hand lane of the M50 today, doing the speed limit, and some fecker had the cheek to flash his lights at me from behind!

Cycling - Can't believe you bastards don't pay road tax. Cause more accidents that anyone else and if one of you pulled out in front of me I'd speed up and plough you down.

Rugby - Wow, Munster reserves bottled it against the All Blacks' reserves in a meaningless friendly. When's the stage production due out?

Soccer - John Delaney is a credit to Irish football and I for one look forward to him having another term at the helm of the FAI.

An essential in any post where a troll is intended is this little guy - :rolleyes:

It's amazing the extra anger he evokes in the people reading it.

:rolleyes:

One Cold Hand

I GuanYin wrote: »

Wtf? Is this 'Pick on Xavi's fora' hour?! Stay away yis bastards!

Didn't realise you were a soccer mod til now!

As Nelson would say, Ha! Ha!:p

Matt Holck

I think this is the place to discuss my prefabricated avatar

bubonicus

It's only common sense, that you are adding risk of injury to a horse by taking it out of a field and riding it. - The equestrian forum.

4zn76tysfajdxp

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Thunderdrome- anything like saying thank you, agreeing with somebody or generally being nice.

I tried that once and was pretty much ignored.

After Hours: Starting any thread on sport, especially about how much gayer Munster/Leinster are compared to Leinster/Munster. Nobody cares lads, put away the handbags.

The Ladies Lounge: "How big is TOO big, length and girth?" (This will especially be frowned upon in you add to suffix "ladies.")

The Cuckoo's Nest: Any new "Let's count to X number!!!" thread.

Music: "Professional musicians are nothing more than glorified hobbyists and don't deserve any more respect than the average ham radio operator."

Radio: "Ray Foley/Gerry Ryan/Ray D'arcy is brilliant!"

TV: "Is it me or does The Panel just keep getting better and better?"

Bodybuilding: "Were iz dere a gud place 2 get roids in town?"

FlutterinBantam

AH Correcting grammar It's ' Troll your ass off thread.'

I hate when people do that.

4zn76tysfajdxp

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I hate it when people do that.

FYP, there's no need to thank me.

Catsmokinpot

personal issues - I got sick on my sister, she rubbed it into her supple body, then I sodomised her while she was lying up on top of a pile of tainted Pork meat until we both climaxed. Apparently it cures the signs of ageing, and aids... all i know is i was so hard my cock nearly exploded,

is that wrong?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Catsmokinpot wrote: »

personal issues - I got sick on my sister, she rubbed it into her supple body, then I sodomised her while she was lying up on top of a pile of tainted Pork meat until we both climaxed. Apparently it cures the signs of ageing, and aids... all i know is i was so hard my cock nearly exploded,

is that wrong?

Yes, your grammar is all over the place. Why don't you go travelling?

CreepingDeath

Ladies Lounge - A womans "best before" date is 25.

Comics - Grow up.

Photography - Tip : If your photos are shite convert them to black and white.

Beer Guts and receeding hairlines - Only 5 more years to your first heart attack.

Motors - Keying cars is a fun and inexpensive hobby.

Paranormal - You're not a divine conduit for some profound, deep and spiritual message.

Religion and Spirituality - God is just an adults imaginery friend.

Humanities - Padraig Nally had the right idea.

TPD

My ass is not made of thread, and I will certainly not be trolling it. Weirdo...

Posting "England is better than Ireland" just about anywhere......




/ducks

Lockstep

Senna wrote: »

"Bo fcuking Ho, suck it up, no one on here whats to listen to your whining - Personal Issues

Says it all really.

Also:


Personal Issues: Oh for God's sake, no wonder s/he left you.
THe Ladies Lounge: 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape *angry replies* oh the only ones who say that are the ugly ones
After Hours: Polish women are hotte than Irish wimmins
After Hours: I vote Fianna Fail but I also voted no to Lisbon (the antithesis of most AH political views)
Clearasil and Hormones: Yes that's it children. Come into my van.
The Ladies Lounge: Snyper for permamod!

S.I.R

nothing more enjoyable then annoying the much over rated honda civics in motors forums.... lolz @ paying 6.5k for a 1.6 car that cant break 100 mph on a 1/4 mile...


but thats just me... :rolleyes:

biko

Feedback - animated sigs & avatars should be allowed.
PI - if you feel bad you should consider suicide.
Christianity - why did Josef marry Mary if she wasn't gonna put out (to him)?

Quazzie

P.I - I raped a girl but she was asking for it.

AH - Wht are skangers only from Dublin.

Feedback - Name the Mod you hate!

Zzippy

Soccer: Thomas Davis were perfectly right to try to stop Shamrock Rovers getting the Tallaght stadium...

Ladies Lounge: The reason you can't find clothes to fit you right is cos you're a fat b*tch

LGBT: God hates f*ggots

Rugby: Leinster are a bunch of pansies - ladyboys, too right!

Motors: Boy racers are idiots. Modified cars are cr@p. I love driving really slowly in front of them just to piss them off

PI: He left you cos you put on 3 stone ya fat b*tch

4zn76tysfajdxp

Personal Issues:

PI troll wrote:

Hey gang, I'm having a bit of trouble here and I figured I might as well post it here in Pi. What's 22 divided by 7?

Well meaning PI poster wrote:

Have you thought about taking a year out and going travelling?

Second well meaning PI poster wrote:

Maybe you should go back to college.

AH punner who's wandered into PI for the lulz wrote:

Jeez, talk about a square.

PI Mod wrote:

AH punner who's wandered into PI for the lulz, unhelpful posting will not be tolerated in this forum. Read the charter before you post in here again.

OP, have you thought about travelling or going back to college?

Nehaxak

World of Warcraft - Lol, no life virgins, get out and get a girlfriend ffs and stop playing that stupid game.

Broadband - Just got Eircom broadband installed and I have to say it's the best ever, really great value and the support available is top class. I don't understand why people have a problem with Eircom, it's like you all put them down just because you work for Digiweb.

After Hours - Oh please, all the crap posted about Mary Harney is totally unwarranted, she's doing and has done a great job in government over the years and her running of the Health Service in Ireland has been nothing short of fantasic.

Garda Recruitment - Do you have to be a culchie to join the cops ? I want to join when I turn 18 but my Da says the pigs are all muck savages and they won't let anyone from Dublin join them.

Operating Systems/MAC - Serious question, could someone tell me how to install Windows XP on this piece of shít ? I can't play any games and the mouse only has one button ?

Nature & Bird watching - You sick perverts !

Galvasean

The Nocturnal Forum - Hey guys, look at this!

aidan_walsh

Distributed Computing This is a troll I swearz.

c - 13

Shooting: Can anyone recommend a good gun for first time robbery ?

WIT:WIT should never get University Status

Kilkenny City: Kilkenny City ? Dont you mean Kilkenny Town ?

Waterford City: Waterford City ? Dont you mean Waterford Town ?

Fitness: How do I go about decreasing size, I got too big by taking a protein shake every day and lifting little pink dumbells once a week. Here's a pic, i'm on the right

Kold

I knew there was positively no chance of even a smirk when I opened this thread but I clicked it anyway. Is work really that bad that I avoid it for this?

Loopy

Celebrity & Showbiz - whats wrong with Kerry Katona, I think she should definitely win mother of the year award again this year.... Lovely Lass!

CreepingDeath

looptheloop wrote: »

Celebrity & Showbiz - whats wrong with Kerry Katona, I think she should definitely win mother of the year award again this year.... Lovely Lass!

Ah now, leave Kerry alone, she's got nice boobies.

Kold

Kold wrote: »

I knew there was positively no chance of even a smirk when I opened this thread but I clicked it anyway. Is work really that bad that I avoid it for this?

Is Bad!

BroomBurner

Television - TV3 are an excellent channel

Ladies Lounge - Women, learn to be less emotional and he'll stick around

Personal Issues - I have a massive, pustulating growth just inside my arsehole, anyone else experience this?

Milky Moo

P.I. well if you are 37 and still a virgin maybe it is time to think about getting a hooker..or suicide

johnnyrotten

W@nkers

Snowie

Religions should be taxed heavilly in every country!

Yeah god really tocka rib out of adam and made a woman :rolleyes:

Apprently, the life of brian is a disgrace, and you should never watch it...

Diabhal Beag

Soccer - Setanta are a great channel but I do enjoy Jamie Redknapp

AH - Anything serious

Pro Wrestling - I like Rovert

Radio - Gerry Ryan is great value for the money he earns. I'd love if he had a show with Ray Foley

BGRG - Are ye all fat ****s or just the majority

Galway City - Leave Knackerdwarf alone

Music - Basshunter is a fantasic musician

Eric Cartman

Having an abortion is the best thing any woman can do, aside from make men sandwiches which is the only job they should ever have.

cork should be cut off from ireland and sent out to sea

donegal should have the **** bombed out of it by the germans

women are bad at everything except sex, and thats only because we havent found an animal thats better to have sex with yet.

9/11 : it was really the jews that did it

everyone from outside the GDA('the pale') is just a smelly culchie.

everyone who ever went to trinity is a yuppy knob

gingers are always ugly, ginger women should be banned from nightclubs

disabled children make good firewood

/trolling

Piste

You all fail at trolling.