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Are you attending the boards christmas party night?

  • 13-12-2008 10:53am
    #1
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Its on the 20th, and no doubt will be 'entertaining'

    im planning on going, however i may need to bring my missus with me, and she hates boards because she thinks im 'up to some thing'
    shes unlikely to be chuffed if i wander off to it on my own, simply because she thinks its going to be a butsexfest.

    wonder should i tapp her on the head and tie her up, or insist she comes- or simply not go at all..

    hmm..

    decisions decisions.

    are any of you lot planning on going?

    Are you going to the thingy? 100 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    16% 16 votes
    Atari Jaguar.
    84% 84 votes


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  • #2
    TequilaMockingBird
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    Well that depends...

    Are you?


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    snyper wrote: »
    wonder should i tapp her on the head and tie her up, or insist she comes- or simply not go at all..

    Don't even entertain the idea of not going. You must go, for lil tiny Frada, the little boy who can't afford a trip to Dublin for christmas.


  • #4
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Shur, ye may aswell go.

    Bring her, hire some people to be 'normal' and talk to her for the night, not letting her talk to any other boards folk, that could tell her what you're ACTUALLY like... :)


  • #5
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    What you need to do is set up a fake boards beers in the bar across the road with normal people attending... keep coming up with excuses to pop outside (this is easy if you smoke, so take up smoking between now and then if you don't) and divide your time back and forth between the two bars.

    I'm pretty sure this worked out well in an episode of Three's Company that I saw back in the 80s.


  • #6
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Shur, ye may aswell go.

    Bring her, hire some people to be 'normal' and talk to her for the night, not letting her talk to any other boards folk, that could tell her what you're ACTUALLY like... :)

    Tbh it's probably his kinky side that she likes!

    I... will not be in attendance :(


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  • #7
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    snyper wrote: »


    are any of you lot planning on going?

    no

    i dont like the way every boards events in bloody dublin

    we arent all in dublin u know:mad::mad:


  • #8
    Mark200
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    no

    i dont like the way every boards events in bloody dublin

    we arent all in dublin u know:mad::mad:

    A third of the country's population lives in Dublin. And considering internet is more accessible in Dublin than anywhere else, I think it'd be safe to say that well over a third of the members on Boards are from Dublin.


  • #9
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    no

    i dont like the way every boards events in bloody dublin

    we arent all in dublin u know:mad::mad:

    Ever organised one outside Dublin? There's nothing stopping you.


  • #10
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Mark200 wrote: »


    And considering internet is more accessible in Dublin than anywhere else

    what!! do you think we just got esb down here or something:D


  • #11
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Ever organised one outside Dublin? There's nothing stopping you.

    except the fact theres like 3 people from boards in my town:pac:


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  • #12
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Do we have to bring a laptop or will there be PC's privided?


  • #13
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Ciaran500 wrote: »
    Do we have to bring a laptop or will there be PC's privided?

    We normally bring laptops so we can communicate. But sometimes we just use a good aul' pen and paper.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    snyper wrote: »
    Its on the 20th, and no doubt will be 'entertaining'

    im planning on going, however i may need to bring my missus with me, and she hates boards because she thinks im 'up to some thing'
    shes unlikely to be chuffed if i wander off to it on my own, simply because she thinks its going to be a butsexfest.

    wonder should i tapp her on the head and tie her up, or insist she comes- or simply not go at all..

    hmm..

    decisions decisions.

    are any of you lot planning on going?

    Yep I should be going you sick pervert. First one in a while actually. Being a jobless **** really has its downs :(


  • #15
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    FunkZ wrote: »
    We normally bring laptops so we can communicate. But sometimes we just use a good aul' pen and paper.

    I find the carrier pigeon to be a cost effective means of sending email when the interwebz go down.


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I find the carrier pigeon to be a cost effective means of sending email when the interwebz go down.

    Does this flying rodent have a name?


  • #17
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Bring her, hire some people to be 'normal' and talk to her for the night, not letting her talk to any other boards folk, that could tell her what you're ACTUALLY like... :)
    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    What you need to do is set up a fake boards beers in the bar across the road with normal people attending...


    LOL....yeah because your all so MAD and RANDOM!!!1?1!!??!11! and not normal at all.


  • #18
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I find the carrier pigeon to be a cost effective means of sending email when the interwebz go down.

    Whatever pub this is gonna be in would be like a feckin' bird sanctuary man. Ridiculous... but excellent!


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    LOL....yeah because your all so MAD and RANDOM!!!1?1!!??!11! and not normal at all.

    I think somebody's mad he didn't get invited....


  • #20
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    snyper wrote: »
    Its on the 20th, and no doubt will be 'entertaining'

    im planning on going, however i may need to bring my missus with me, and she hates boards because she thinks im 'up to some thing'
    shes unlikely to be chuffed if i wander off to it on my own, simply because she thinks its going to be a butsexfest.

    wonder should i tapp her on the head and tie her up, or insist she comes- or simply not go at all..

    hmm..

    decisions decisions.

    are any of you lot planning on going?
    Won't the party being held on a licenced premises rule out you being allowed bring your gf?


  • #21
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Q2002 wrote: »
    Won't the party being held on a licenced premises rule out you being allowed bring your gf?
    She can stay until 9.


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  • #22
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Terry wrote: »
    She can stay until she's 9.


    :p


  • #23
    Faith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,661 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    I'm sending my boyfriend to pick up my award for most lickable poster :p. I'd actually go if I was in Dublin, which I most likely won't be.


  • #24
    Heisenberg.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • #25
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Didn't even know there was one.

    And no.


  • #26
    galwayguy22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭galwayguy22


    Phoebe Tinkling Slipper wrote: »
    I think somebody's mad he didn't get invited....

    The day I get personally invited to a mass internet meet-up is the day I put a shotgun barrel in my mouth like a black cock of death and blow my worthless brains out, because I will have realized that I truly FAIL at life.


  • #27
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,311 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Wanna come??


    Cue you blowing your head off and huge sighs of relief from everyone on boards


  • #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    The day I get personally invited to a mass internet meet-up is the day I put a shotgun barrel in my mouth like a black cock of death and blow my worthless brains out, because I will have realized that I truly FAIL at life.

    Liar, I'll bet you don't even have a gun.


  • #29
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Dublin is far.


  • #30
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Kold wrote: »
    Dublin is far.


    Far too good for you :p


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  • #31
    The Citizen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭The Citizen


    I'll be there. Could've chosen a better venue tho tbh but no doubt it'll be a good night.

    :mad:


  • #32
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Kold wrote: »
    Dublin is far.
    Cork is further.

    Also, bad snyper.


  • #33
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Equidistant I'd imagine.


  • #34
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Absolutely not. Not my idea of fun. Few sound people on here, but I'd imagine end up being stuck with a bunch of emos and getting caught up in real awkward moments that not even the alcohol could dampen.


  • #35
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    galwayguy22 wrote: »
    The day I get personally invited to a mass internet meet-up is the day I put a shotgun barrel in my mouth like a black cock of death and blow my worthless brains out, because I will have realized that I truly FAIL at life.

    Quoting/paraphrasing bill hicks means you already fail at life.
    Faith wrote: »
    I'm sending my boyfriend to pick up my award for most lickable poster :p. I'd actually go if I was in Dublin, which I most likely won't be.

    I'm not going out of protest at not being selected for that poll! :mad:


  • #36
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Kold wrote: »
    Equidistant I'd imagine.
    Not from where I'm sitting.


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  • #37
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    snyper wrote: »
    Its on the 20th, and no doubt will be 'entertaining'

    im planning on going, however i may need to bring my missus with me, and she hates boards because she thinks im 'up to some thing'
    shes unlikely to be chuffed if i wander off to it on my own, simply because she thinks its going to be a butsexfest.

    wonder should i tapp her on the head and tie her up, or insist she comes- or simply not go at all..

    hmm..

    decisions decisions.

    are any of you lot planning on going?


    Get her to come along, I look forward to meeting the lady and having a chat with her :D


  • #38
    sillysasauge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭sillysasauge


    I hope you have a good time :)


  • #39
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Get her to come along, I look forward to meeting the lady and having a chat with her :D

    great. Plese refer to me as 'wibbs' when talking to her about me.


  • #40
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I suppose it's the only time of year that some boardsies get the chance of some vitamin D. I can see trails of albinos heading up to the big city.


  • #41
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    snyper wrote: »
    great. Plese refer to me as 'wibbs' when talking to her about me.

    Deal :D

    And you can tell her I'm DeVore.


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  • #42
    sillysasauge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭sillysasauge


    Is anyone gonna get drunk??? I know there are naughty people on here that like to do that sort of thing!!


  • #43
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Seems fair, I'll say I'm snyper or possibly Thaedydal and yes I will be drunk. Very.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #44
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    nopes i cant go

    next year hopefully:)


  • #45
    sillysasauge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭sillysasauge


    Aisling(",) wrote: »
    nopes i cant go

    next year hopefully:)
    You will be missed, I like your material :)


  • #46
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Have my work do the night before, this day next week, I will be slowly recovering from all the food and drink I consumed


  • #47
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    sillysasauge wrote: »
    Is anyone gonna get drunk??? I know there are naughty people on here that like to do that sort of thing!!

    GTFO!!! :pac:


  • #48
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,774 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    I'll be there provided my photosensitivity doesn't debilitate me while I'm on the Dorsh on the way in.

    In actual fact, I'm going just to heckle people who don't know what a LHC is.


  • #49
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'll be there in spirit.


    No sorry, I mean I'll be there for the spirits.


  • #50
    sillysasauge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭sillysasauge


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I'll be there in spirit.


    No sorry, I mean I'll be there for the spirits.

    Now that is a responce that i would rate HIGH on the roflmeter. OMG I have tears in my eyes here:D


  • #51
    Peared
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    I don't think I will ever go to a Beers.

    Some of yiz are good looking and/or sexy in my head.

    I'd like to keep it that way.


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