Best prank you've pulled?

LolaLuv

I just came home from the grocery store. I kept smelling shit while in the entryway of my flat building and couldn't figure out why. It turns out someone had stuffed shit into the keyholes. That meant my keys were covered in poop, the purse I put the keys into was covered in poop, and the back pocket where I put the keys before unlocking my door was covered in poop. It was a nasty, dirty prank, for sure, but I couldn't help laughing (after I got all cleaned up). Very clever, I thought.

So what's the best prank you've ever pulled?

Jimbo

PillyPen wrote: »

I just came home from the grocery store. I kept smelling shit while in the entryway of my flat building and couldn't figure out why. It turns out someone had stuffed shit into the keyholes. That meant my keys were covered in poop, the purse I put the keys into was covered in poop, and the back pocket where I put the keys before unlocking my door was covered in poop. It was a nasty, dirty prank, for sure, but I couldn't help laughing (after I got all cleaned up). Very clever, I thought.

So what's the best prank you've ever pulled?

Slow down there Yankee.

What the hell is a grocery store?

4zn76tysfajdxp

I punched my sister.

MagicMarker

I once fooled a girl into thinking I don't have AIDS.

It was a laugh riot.

LolaLuv

jimbo78 wrote: »

Slow down there Yankee.

What the hell is a grocery store?

Tesco! What in the hell do you call it if not a grocery store??

Lockstep

A supermarket.

Or usually just a shop.


Damn yanks, coming over and polluting our dialect with your bastardisations of the QUeen's English.

bronte

What an awful prank! :eek: Hope that doesn't happen to me

LolaLuv

kickoutthejams wrote: »

A supermarket.

Or usually just a shop.


Damn yanks, coming over and polluting our dialect with your bastardisations of the QUeen's English.

You're obviously jealous that we've been much more successful at throwing off the reigns of our once-oppressors. Don't hate the playa, hate the game! :cool:

dr.bollocko

kickoutthejams wrote: »

A supermarket.

Or usually just a shop.


Damn yanks, coming over and polluting our dialect with your bastardisations of the QUeen's English.

Pffft.
Like the Queen ever went to a super market / grocery store ever in her life.

The Mad Hatter

Convincing the world that I didn't exist.

Tannylan

Do you not check the hole for Sh#te before you rammed it in I always do

SoWatchaWant

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Convincing the world that I didn't exist.

Nice one.

Lockstep

PillyPen wrote: »

You're obviously jealous that we've been much more successful at throwing off the reigns of our once-oppressors. Don't hate the playa, hate the game! :cool:

Ha, you needed the French to help you out there. LayFayette and all that.

What did we get off the French except a few crackpots who set up some psuedo republic in Mayo under Moore before gallivanting around, getting captured and being repatriated to France while the Irish lads were butchered.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Pffft.
Like the Queen ever went to a super market / grocery store ever in her life.

She has one's corgis to feed you know.

Jimbo

Tannylan wrote: »

Did you not check the hole for Sh#te before you rammed it in I always do

Amen brother :pac:

Terry

bronte wrote: »

What an awful prank! :eek: Hope that doesn't happen to me

PillyPen wrote: »

You're obviously jealous that we've been much more successful at throwing off the reigns of our once-oppressors. Don't hate the playa, hate the game! :cool:

One of you is going to have to get a different avatar if you both want to continue posting in the same threads.

StormWarrior

I had a box of kfc crispy strips that I was munching on the way to my friend's house. He loved kfc and I hadn't bought him any. By the time I got there they were all gone, but I saw a big slimy snail on the wall outside his house, so I picked it up, put it in the box and knocked on the door. Hos face lit up when he saw the kfc and I asked if he wanted a strip. He said yes, and I said, "Then close your eyes and open your mouth." He did and I put the snail in his mouth. He actually bit into it before realising it wasn't kfc. Put it this way, I didn't know snails had blood until then.

Another time when I was staying at a family friend's house, the older daughter was mean to me. So when she went out I got loads of stuff from the garden, snails, other bugs, soil, etc then went up to her room, took the duvet off her bed and spread all this crap around, then put the duvet back on. She later got into bed without turning on the light and got a lovely surprise.

Jam-Fly

the best prank I ever pulled was putting shit in all the key holes of my apartment block. It was hilarious

TPD

StormWarrior wrote: »

I had a box of kfc crispy strips that I was munching on the way to my friend's house. He loved kfc and I hadn't bought him any. By the time I got there they were all gone, but I saw a big slimy snail on the wall outside his house, so I picked it up, put it in the box and knocked on the door. Hos face lit up when he saw the kfc and I asked if he wanted a strip. He said yes, and I said, "Then close your eyes and open your mouth." He did and I put the snail in his mouth. He actually bit into it before realising it wasn't kfc. Put it this way, I didn't know snails had blood until then.

Lol, fecking genius. I haven't literally laughed out loud from something I've read on boards before that. I commend you.

RATM

Last Easter I was going over to a bunch of mates in England, we have a history of playing pranks on one another. Before I left I put an ad with one of the lads phone numbers on it into Loot.co.uk ( kinda like their Buy and Sell Magazine ). The ad was for two fat suits which were free to take away. Needless to say he got tons of phone calls over the weekend asking for the fat suits. After a while he saw the funny side and anyone who rang up got a standard reply- "Yeah I still have the fat suits but I must warn you they are only size 6"

He got his revenge on me when I was going home- he stuck a pork knuckle bone into my bag before I packed- it was a huge bone- he also told a mate who was travelling with me about it and he duly tried to sneak around the back of the airport X-ray to see if he could spot it on the screen. Stansted customs didn't spot it and I got thru with a giant pig bone in my bag!

Then as revenge for that a few weeks later I sent him a text saying I was in London on my way home but missed my flight and could I stay at his place. The text said "Don't ring me,battery is nearly dead- I am in a pub in Baker St. Ring the pub number instead and ask for Lizzy- She'll come and get me. +44 20 7930 4832"
He duly rang the number which wasn't a pub in Baker St. -it was the number of Buckingham Palace and he asked the operator "Is Lizzy there?"

giggsy664

RATM wrote: »

Last Easter I was going over to a bunch of mates in England, we have a history of playing pranks on one another. Before I left I put an ad with one of the lads phone numbers on it into Loot.co.uk ( kinda like their Buy and Sell Magazine ). The ad was for two fat suits which were free to take away. Needless to say he got tons of phone calls over the weekend asking for the fat suits. After a while he saw the funny side and anyone who rang up got a standard reply- "Yeah I still have the fat suits but I must warn you they are only size 6"

He got his revenge on me when I was going home- he stuck a pork knuckle bone into my bag before I packed- it was a huge bone- he also told a mate who was travelling with me about it and he duly tried to sneak around the back of the airport X-ray to see if he could spot it on the screen. Stansted customs didn't spot it and I got thru with a giant pig bone in my bag!

Then as revenge for that a few weeks later I sent him a text saying I was in London on my way home but missed my flight and could I stay at his place. The text said "Don't ring me,battery is nearly dead- I am in a pub in Baker St. Ring the pub number instead and ask for Lizzy- She'll come and get me. +44 20 7930 4832"
He duly rang the number which wasn't a pub in Baker St. -it was the number of Buckingham Palace and he asked the operator "Is Lizzy there?"

Hahaha. Fecking hilarious.

Your revenge with the phone is the best though.

poisonated

the best one i can think of was years ago when my brother was getting in trouble in school and the teacher rang up to talk to the parents,I convinced my brother it was his friend with the same name

Fed_Up

My housemate was gone home for the weekend. He thought I was too, and that the only one in the gaff for the weekend was our new housemate, a slightly weird girl who we'd just moved in with. Her boyfriend ocassionally stayed over too...

So about three hours before he was due back, I got a condom, opened it and filled it with Wash n' Go conditioner - the white coloured stuff. Left it in his bed, under the quilt, down about where his toes would be.

So I leave, then 'arrive' back after he's returned from his weekend at home. Fast forward to us going to bed in the room we shared. Had to bite my tongue with laughter. He flipped out, thought someone had obviously been having sex in his bed, and I managed to convince him that it musta been yer one and the boyfriend.

Wasn't so funny when he rang her and ****ed the head off her - we barely knew her. Still, one of my proudest pranks!

Dardania

I was babysitting the younger brothers (around 9 & 10 at the time - old enough they shouldve known but young enough to be gullible) for new years (and happy about it...)

so I set all the clocks in the house forward by 2 hours, had the countdown with them, happy new year - celebratory digs in the stomach for them naturally; they were in bed fast asleep by 10.30

ShooterSF

Working in a hotel evertime we got a new manager we'd tell them they had a missed call from a certain Annie Lyons Zoo got pretty angry with that one.

One night regular left his pint of Guinness at the bar and told us not to touch it while he went for a smoke. Big mistake. Hid his pint, grabbed a fresh glass poured in some cold coffee that had been sitting since lunch, a tonne of sugar for floatation and some cream we had made up for Irish coffees. Face was priceless when he took a swig

TX123

well it wasnt a prank i pulled but one my GF did. We were getting into bed to do the businness fpr the first time. and she had put on a strap on pretending she was a fella. I went f-ing mad until i relaised what it was. was very funny aafterwards.

towel401

a couple of years back i was on a bus and there were these little 10 year old twerps exchanging numbers. so i sent one a text offering them a 'blew jab' and the lil guy was reading the text out loud on the bus, everyone was laughing at him. sent him another one a few mins later asking to meet up outside a certain shop. but to see him and 4 of his lil buddies run out of the bus when it stopped and line up outside the shop was priceless.

after a while they started calling my phone and probably realised they'd been had.

m83

TX123 wrote: »

well it wasnt a prank i pulled but one my GF did. We were getting into bed to do the businness fpr the first time. and she had put on a strap on pretending she was a fella. I went f-ing mad until i relaised what it was. was very funny aafterwards.

Genius!!

LolaLuv

Terry wrote: »

One of you is going to have to get a different avatar if you both want to continue posting in the same threads.

She was here first, but Marilyn was an American. I think I get keepsies!

Super Sidious

TX123 wrote: »

well it wasnt a prank i pulled but one my GF did. We were getting into bed to do the businness fpr the first time. and she had put on a strap on pretending she was a fella. I went f-ing mad until i relaised what it was. was very funny aafterwards.

Id say your arse was pretty sore though...

SteelyDanJalapeno

kickoutthejams wrote: »

A supermarket.

Or usually just a shop.


Damn yanks, coming over and polluting our dialect with your bastardisations of the QUeen's English.

Your a ****!!!!

winston82

One evening, I was cutting my toe nails in the sitting room watching telly. To see what i was cutting, i put my foot on the coffee table. Of course my GF had a problem with and began to give me grief. "Take your feet down off the god damn table" she said. I said "take it easy, im nearly finished" and with that i picked up all the nails off the floor and gathered them in a nice little corner of the table. "You're a pig" she said, walking out of the room. I sat back and continued to watch the telly when from the kitchen she shouts "Do ye want tea?" I said "yes please". Sippin on my tea for 5 minutes i gets to the the bottom of the cup and with the last gulp i feel 6 toe-nails down my throat.

Never saw it comin

tedstriker

Covered a car with post-it notes, took ages but was worth it.

ShooterSF

tedstriker wrote: »

Covered a car with post-it notes, took ages but was worth it.

Always wanted to this but never had the commitment. Tell me its overrated

Did wrap a guys car in clingfilm though..

ReacherCreature

tedstriker wrote: »

Covered a car with post-it notes, took ages but was worth it.

Haha genius.

Unpossible

It was during a summer spent in the US on a J1. Four of us were living in this house, myself and the other two guys were all staying in what was a converted garage (like a granny flat) while the girl of the group was in the main house in a room on the ground floor. The landlord lived in a bedroom in the converted attic/second floor. To get into the house from our "room" you could use a door in the front and walk through the house's front door or use our back door and go in the back door. Also the girls room didn't have a door just a curtain and if the TV in the sitting room was any wa loud she could hear everything. Also its worth pointing out that we rarely used the front door of our "room".

Anyway the prank:
The landlord was gone off somewhere for a week so she was all alone in the house, because of some late hours closing the place we worked in myself and another one of the lads came home late. We watched the TV with the other guy but then decided on some fun. The TV had a bunch of remotes for the surround sound, DVD player, satellite etc and it could get confusing as they are all similar. We took the one for the satellite because it could turn the TV on from standby and had some control over the sound. We all left and suposedly went to sleep, after 30 minutes (she had gone to bed an hour or so before we left) we snuck out of our front door to the sitting room window and turned on the TV and turned it up as loud as it would go, then quickly went back in. We could hear her storm out into the sitting room, pause and turn off the TV. We were lucky that she only turned it off by putting it on stand by with the TV remote.
We snuck back out and went through the same thing 2 or 3 more times, never turning on our light and always making sure we were in bed when she came to turn off the TV. Eventually she stormed into our room (remember she had to out through the back door to get to us), she threw open our door then stopped dead in her tracks. She whispered in a scared voice "someone is in the house" and "woke" us up. Unfortunatly the lad she went to couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing out loud at her and the gig was up.
She was pissed but saw the funny side and aparently she had been really frightened when she stormed in and found us "asleep"

Fizman

I once played this prank on old friends of mine. The reason why I played it was because they took my favourite teddy when I was only young. My friends names are Kate and Gerry McCann.

I'm actually still playing it.

Mimikyu

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RugbyFanatic

Unpossible wrote: »

It was during a summer spent in the US on a J1. Four of us were living in this house, myself and the other two guys were all staying in what was a converted garage (like a granny flat) while the girl of the group was in the main house in a room on the ground floor. The landlord lived in a bedroom in the converted attic/second floor. To get into the house from our "room" you could use a door in the front and walk through the house's front door or use our back door and go in the back door. Also the girls room didn't have a door just a curtain and if the TV in the sitting room was any wa loud she could hear everything. Also its worth pointing out that we rarely used the front door of our "room".

Anyway the prank:
The landlord was gone off somewhere for a week so she was all alone in the house, because of some late hours closing the place we worked in myself and another one of the lads came home late. We watched the TV with the other guy but then decided on some fun. The TV had a bunch of remotes for the surround sound, DVD player, satellite etc and it could get confusing as they are all similar. We took the one for the satellite because it could turn the TV on from standby and had some control over the sound. We all left and suposedly went to sleep, after 30 minutes (she had gone to bed an hour or so before we left) we snuck out of our front door to the sitting room window and turned on the TV and turned it up as loud as it would go, then quickly went back in. We could hear her storm out into the sitting room, pause and turn off the TV. We were lucky that she only turned it off by putting it on stand by with the TV remote.
We snuck back out and went through the same thing 2 or 3 more times, never turning on our light and always making sure we were in bed when she came to turn off the TV. Eventually she stormed into our room (remember she had to out through the back door to get to us), she threw open our door then stopped dead in her tracks. She whispered in a scared voice "someone is in the house" and "woke" us up. Unfortunatly the lad she went to couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing out loud at her and the gig was up.
She was pissed but saw the funny side and aparently she had been really frightened when she stormed in and found us "asleep"

hahaha brilliant it actually reminds me of when I was away during a summer spent in the US on a J1. Four of us were living in this house, myself and the other two guys were all staying in what was a converted garage (like a granny flat) while the girl of the group was in the main house in a room on the ground floor. The landlord lived in a bedroom in the converted attic/second floor. To get into the house from our "room" you could use a door in the front and walk through the house's front door or use our back door and go in the back door. Also the girls room didn't have a door just a curtain and if the TV in the sitting room was any wa loud she could hear everything. Also its worth pointing out that we rarely used the front door of our "room".

Anyway the prank:
The landlord was gone off somewhere for a week so she was all alone in the house, because of some late hours closing the place we worked in myself and another one of the lads came home late. We watched the TV with the other guy but then decided on some fun. The TV had a bunch of remotes for the surround sound, DVD player, satellite etc and it could get confusing as they are all similar. We took the one for the satellite because it could turn the TV on from standby and had some control over the sound. We all left and suposedly went to sleep, after 30 minutes (she had gone to bed an hour or so before we left) we snuck out of our front door to the sitting room window and turned on the TV and turned it up as loud as it would go, then quickly went back in. We could hear her storm out into the sitting room, pause and turn off the TV. We were lucky that she only turned it off by putting it on stand by with the TV remote.
We snuck back out and went through the same thing 2 or 3 more times, never turning on our light and always making sure we were in bed when she came to turn off the TV. Eventually she stormed into our room (remember she had to out through the back door to get to us), she threw open our door then stopped dead in her tracks. She whispered in a scared voice "someone is in the house" and "woke" us up. Unfortunatly the lad she went to couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing out loud at her and the gig was up.
She was pissed but saw the funny side and aparently she had been really frightened when she stormed in and found us "asleep"

ThenComesDudley

Put cling film over the toilet once. The screams from the bathroom were worth it. Was funny until i realised that i was made clean the place up..

Worth it

Kazuma

Flatmate in uni left his room door open while he walked to tescos (about 20-30 minutes walk (there and back)), so took a screwdriver to ALL of the furniture in the room, stuffed it into various closets around the apartment, and then moved the kitchen furniture (TV, couches, and coffee table) into his room.
So when he got back he found us all drinking tea with biscuits and watching a DVD in his room.
Look on his face was priceless.

nobodythere

Sending a valentines card to a girl signed from a friend of mine who she fancied at the time (we were 15 btw!). When we told her four days later she burst out crying.

Good times.

Lockstep

When I was younger both my dad and my brother had these baskets that held their clothes

When I was around 8 I'd wait till my dad was in the shower then run in and steal all his clothes baskets and replace them with the ones containing my little brothers clothes.

He'd be so half asleep in the mornings that he'd not twig about it until he still couldn't pull the clothes on.

Then hide in the next room and giggle while I listened to him getting all confused.

Blarney92

About two months ago we got the spare key to my friends car. At first we just messed around with it- changing the seat position, turning the air conditioning on full and other small adjustments. Took my friend ages to realise what had happened as he couldn't understand how things were being moved around in a locked car.

Before he found out though we moved his car from the car park where he had left it to the road right outside our school. We watched as he walked straight past his own car and into the car park. When he saw another car in his place he freaked out and rang the guards. We didn't know what to do so we played along. Anyways about 15 minutes after the two guards arrived they spotted his car and told him he must have forgotten where he parked it and gave out Shlt to him for wasting their time. The look on his face as he protested his innocence was priceless

We still haven't told him it was us although we have returned the spare key.

Toosey

I didn't do this one myself but heard about it...It always makes me laugh...

This guy came back from the pub after a good few pints. His dad was on the couch who had also had one or two that evening. He worked in some sort of cctv installation company or the like and had some gear to hand...so...he hooked a camera up to the back of the TV and brought the camera out of the room he the proceeded to bang on the camera and start shouting "Da Help Help"...his Da woke up a bit fuzzy from the drink only to dicover his son was now somehow stuck in the telly...the son was saying "Da HELP, get me out of the telly" and the like but the perplexed farther couldn't do anything (obviously) and was just saying "What will I do"...I can just imagine him pushing away on the buttons on the remote lol...this story always makes me laugh and I heard the father also seen the funny side of it ....What a prank..

myflipflops

tedstriker wrote: »

Covered a car with post-it notes, took ages but was worth it.

i did the whole cover the bosses desk area with post it notes thing. Then I put one on it's own on the computer screen with a note saying "we need more post-its" written on it.

I nicked the idea from somewhere else and got an official warning for it but it was worth it.

cbreeze

Bro' knew two guys who were sharing a hotel room. One brought along a kid's potty, a pint of lemonade and a banana. Before they went out for a meal and some beers the guy with with potty unpeeled the banana and put it and the lemonade into the potty and left it under the bed. When they came back later the joker 'discovered' the potty and drew the attention of the other guy to it. You can image the expression when the first guy pulled the by now brown banana out of the potty and started eating it, and then washed it down with the lemonade, before offering the potty to his mate!!

Sofaspud

Not a good, clever or imaginative prank by any means, but it worked amazingly well just for the look on the guys face.

When I was in secondary school I did technical drawing, so we all had these big a2 folders that we kept in a press in the back of the class.
A friend of mine was sitting 2 rows in front of me in the class, and I was sitting right beside this press. At the end of the class, he picked up his folder and brought it down to put it in the press.
When he was on his way back to the table, I got his folder and threw it so it landed exactly where he kept it on the desk, somehow without him noticing.

When he got back to his desk it was honestly the most confused look I've ever seen on a person. He looked at the folder, then the press, then the folder, then the press, then started pointing at the folder and scratching his head. If only I hadn't broken my balls laughing!

Blitzkrieger

PillyPen wrote: »

Very clever, I thought.

You must not get out much....