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whats the last thing you stole?

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    #32
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    The show.


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    #33
    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    If you happen to know the lads on the till, and they adjust the price of what you're buying, that's not my fault ;)

    Stealing? Never.


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    #34
    L1011
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 67,899 Mod ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Going by the receipts, a can of soup from Sainsburys. I didn't intend to, though, damn self checkout.


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    #35
    jane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭jane86


    I use to take food from work as did a few of my coworkers. They were b@st@rds and treated us like slaves so meh...:rolleyes:


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    #36
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I was gonna steal a candy necklace from the black in the jacks "African bathroom attendant" but I got scared and gave her a euro instead!..... Didn't take the sweeties either.


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    #37
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The sun from your heart


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    #38
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,563 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    About 19 Guinness Poker Packs (minus the guinness)


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    #39
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    LadyJ wrote: »
    I was gonna steal a candy necklace from the black in the jacks "African bathroom attendant" but I got scared and gave her a euro instead!..... Didn't take the sweeties either.
    racist!!!:mad:


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    #40
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    brendansmith wrote: »
    racist!!!:mad:

    How so? I didn't steal it! And I left money!


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    #41
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Her virginity when she slept

    Something tangible; lol actually I can't think of anything


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    #42
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    LadyJ wrote: »
    How so? I didn't steal it! And I left money!

    Thats a hate crime right there tbh!
    You could get arrested for that $hit.


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    #43
    Rancho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭Rancho


    A bike with warped wheels, cycled it home after the club, don't know how i made it back alive...good times!


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    #44
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    some pictures, a drill, tools, camera, cold hard cash, innocence, booze and drugs, a tent.
    a statue, a few books, sand, a paring knife, onions, pens and pencils from the blood donor clinic
    a towel


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    #45
    Feelgood
    Registered Users Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Hmmm last thing I stole about 8 Billion from the Irish excequer :D


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    #46
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    longshanks wrote: »
    some pictures, a drill, tools, camera, cold hard cash, innocence, booze and drugs, a tent.
    a statue, a few books, sand, a paring knife, onions, pens and pencils from the blood donor clinic
    a towel

    Is this you?


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    #47
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    a baguette from superquinn

    there was 4 in the bag n i put down there was 3(self service)

    went straight to church afterwards to clense my soul:rolleyes:


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    #48
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    A packet of Mac 3 blades. The shop were charging more than double what most shops charge, so I bought one packet and stole another. Going to do the same next week.


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    #49
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I stole a framed no-smoking sign from my college a few weeks ago.


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    #50
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I stole syphillis from my latest rape victim.


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    #51
    carlowguy32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭carlowguy32


    deodorant that was left in the trolley and not placed on the checkout to be scanned accidentally on purpose, i love when the kids steal, they dont klnow the concept of money so they just do it thinking a supermarket is a free for all, I tell them to stop but sometimes you are at home and the pull out a kinderegg or something


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    #52
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    The sun from your heart

    you bet me to it Xavi :D


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    #53
    lovemypinkhat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭lovemypinkhat


    Some of my housemate's Cheerios...oop!


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    #54
    Whispered
    Registered Users Posts: 14,772 ✭✭✭✭Whispered


    A rubber duck.


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    #55
    oztots
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭oztots


    Anything i can get my hands on. Now it will be stationary from work. Then it'll be dodging the canteen checkout this evening.


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    #56
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Bank of England .

    Not the bank itself just it's contents

    ie, pens ,paper clips,sellotape, a Red Hurly tape ......;)


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    #57
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Christmas!


    I wanted to make baby jeebus cry!


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    #58
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    i used to steal earrings. The long ones. I'd hook them into my hair.

    I don't do anything ilegal now like drink more than two glasses of wine at any one time, squint at a Garda or have fun outside of the house after curfew (11pm)


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    #59
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Slow Motion wrote: »
    Christmas!


    I wanted to make baby jeebus cry!
    People are just as happy stealing the Grinch now .


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    #60
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Next thing I'm going to steal is an arse 'cos I haven't got one to shit through now thanks to Steve.


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    #61
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    latchyco wrote: »
    People are just as happy stealing the Grinch now .

    Just goes to show how standards are slipping with the younger generation!


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