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whats the last thing you stole?

  • 03-12-2008 11:06pm
    #1
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭


    i stole a barbiqued pork skewer last week, i will be stealing more things going forward.


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  • #2
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    She was blonde and she was ****ing hot. I stole a peak !


  • #3
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    The virginity of the office temp.

    good times


  • #4
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Have not yet been presented with the opportunity...


  • #5
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Some money from the old dear.


  • #6
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Yore ma's anal virginity.


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  • #7
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    post #7


  • #8
    paconnors
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭paconnors


    yore ma's virginity


  • #9
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Terry wrote: »
    Yore ma's anal virginity.

    How was it?


  • #10
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    paconnors wrote: »
    yore ma's virginity
    The OP is not Jesus.

    brianthebard wrote: »
    How was it?

    A bit crappy. Much like all your ma posts.


  • #11
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    One of two offensive answers crossed my mind.

    a) Madeline McCann
    c) Patrick Swayze's health

    Pick one.


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  • #12
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Your sister's virginity.
    And she's not getting it back.


  • #13
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Bob the Builder wrote: »
    Your sister's virginity.
    And she's not getting it back.
    You have never had sex.


  • #14
    pierrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭pierrot


    is it stealing when you take the glasses from a bar or do you actually own the glass when you bought the pint?


  • #15
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    As above, Augustiner beer glass from a bar in Munich.


  • #16
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    ghost


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    The broadband I'm using to connect to boards.ie right now!!!

    Take that you next door bitches!!!!


  • #18
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Terry wrote: »
    A bit crappy. Much like all your ma posts.

    It's not often I say this, but, this time Terreth, you started it ;)
    Naos wrote: »
    As above, Augustiner beer glass from a bar in Munich.

    Damn, I did just that last week from the Hofbräuhaus!

    Actually, I took two.


  • #19
    deleriumtremens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    honestly? a bar of dairy milk whole nut from tesco. lovely so it was.


  • #20
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    snyper wrote: »
    The virginity of the office temp.

    good times

    work experience from transition year?


  • #21
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    RoundyMooney wrote: »
    It's not often I say this, but, this time Terreth, you started it ;)



    Damn, I did just that last week from the Hofbräuhaus!

    Actually, I took two.
    Yeah, but only so I could make the follow up joke about anal being crappy.


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  • #22
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Terry wrote: »
    You have never had sex.

    I'm waiting to do it with a retarded girl.
    I want my first time to be really special.


  • #23
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    work experience from transition year?

    Thats when they're most ripe. and sexually frustrated.
    and they don't call it work experience for nothing...


  • #24
    Danger_Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Danger_Dave


    A packet of Wrigleys Extra. Realized as i got to the car park. Woops ! :)


  • #25
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Danger_Dave wrote: »
    A packet of Wrigleys Extra. Realized as i got to the car park. Woops ! :)

    Nothing like claiming the five finger discount and then going home only to protest your innocence. I won't rat if you don't.


  • #26
    copperfacegaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭copperfacegaz


    a potted plant from the showhouse next door :)


  • #27
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    The broadband I'm using to connect to boards.ie right now!!!

    Take that you next door bitches!!!!

    :D Dear eircom,
    Thanks for making WEP the standard encryption on my neighbours wireless.
    Jackpot.

    Yours
    Average Joe suffering under Stephen.

    Edit: Spooky 666th post


  • #28
    Edgedinblue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Edgedinblue


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    :D Dear eircom,
    Thanks for making WEP the standard encryption on my neighbours wireless.
    Jackpot.

    ditto!!! :D


  • #29
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    The broadband I'm using to connect to boards.ie right now!!!

    Take that you next door bitches!!!!
    ShooterSF wrote: »
    :D Dear eircom,
    Thanks for making WEP the standard encryption on my neighbours wireless.
    Jackpot.

    Yours
    Average Joe suffering under Stephen.

    Edit: Spooky 666th post
    Edgedinblue wrote: »
    ditto!!! :D

    That damn Damo fella. :)


  • #30
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Terry wrote: »
    That damn Damo fella. :)

    I think you'll find it was Sponge Bob :D

    (I assume it was a user so I searched wep under name damo) If I'm right do I get a correcting a mod cookie? Thats what happens for correcting mods right?
    Right?
    Right?


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  • #31
    RandomAccess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭RandomAccess


    A matt black "lucky strike" ash tray and a smirnoff ice pint glass.


  • #32
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    The show.


  • #33
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    If you happen to know the lads on the till, and they adjust the price of what you're buying, that's not my fault ;)

    Stealing? Never.


  • #34
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,136 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Going by the receipts, a can of soup from Sainsburys. I didn't intend to, though, damn self checkout.


  • #35
    jane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭jane86


    I use to take food from work as did a few of my coworkers. They were b@st@rds and treated us like slaves so meh...:rolleyes:


  • #36
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    I was gonna steal a candy necklace from the black in the jacks "African bathroom attendant" but I got scared and gave her a euro instead!..... Didn't take the sweeties either.


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  • #37
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The sun from your heart


  • #38
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    About 19 Guinness Poker Packs (minus the guinness)


  • #39
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    LadyJ wrote: »
    I was gonna steal a candy necklace from the black in the jacks "African bathroom attendant" but I got scared and gave her a euro instead!..... Didn't take the sweeties either.
    racist!!!:mad:


  • #40
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    brendansmith wrote: »
    racist!!!:mad:

    How so? I didn't steal it! And I left money!


  • #41
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Her virginity when she slept

    Something tangible; lol actually I can't think of anything


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  • #42
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    LadyJ wrote: »
    How so? I didn't steal it! And I left money!

    Thats a hate crime right there tbh!
    You could get arrested for that $hit.


  • #43
    Rancho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ✭Rancho


    A bike with warped wheels, cycled it home after the club, don't know how i made it back alive...good times!


  • #44
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    some pictures, a drill, tools, camera, cold hard cash, innocence, booze and drugs, a tent.
    a statue, a few books, sand, a paring knife, onions, pens and pencils from the blood donor clinic
    a towel


  • #45
    Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Hmmm last thing I stole about 8 Billion from the Irish excequer :D


  • #46
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    longshanks wrote: »
    some pictures, a drill, tools, camera, cold hard cash, innocence, booze and drugs, a tent.
    a statue, a few books, sand, a paring knife, onions, pens and pencils from the blood donor clinic
    a towel

    Is this you?


  • #47
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    a baguette from superquinn

    there was 4 in the bag n i put down there was 3(self service)

    went straight to church afterwards to clense my soul:rolleyes:


  • #48
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    A packet of Mac 3 blades. The shop were charging more than double what most shops charge, so I bought one packet and stole another. Going to do the same next week.


  • #49
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I stole a framed no-smoking sign from my college a few weeks ago.


  • #50
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    I stole syphillis from my latest rape victim.


  • #51
    carlowguy32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭carlowguy32


    deodorant that was left in the trolley and not placed on the checkout to be scanned accidentally on purpose, i love when the kids steal, they dont klnow the concept of money so they just do it thinking a supermarket is a free for all, I tell them to stop but sometimes you are at home and the pull out a kinderegg or something


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