"Surf porn safely"

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

OP, why is this woman suspicious of her husband? He leaving sticky toilet paper around? Porn is great, everyone should enjoy it.

Get him to get his own PC and put a password on it

But yea you could have a market for it, how would you get an hour out of it though? Also, would be good to add in some extras. Other things people don't know too much about that they don't cover in ECDL or whatever...

Actually is ECDL still important? A potential employer asked me if I had this, I thought it was for people over the age of 40???

SamWiseWoahZay

Karoma wrote: »

OP: What if you find home-made porn that the wife doesn't know about?
How would this make you feel?

Uhhh. What.. like homemade porn the guy has made with previous women? Or Vice versa?

They still need IT Services IMO.

Probably more.

I am only providing a service, I am not responsible for all Porn and all people who look at it.

SamWiseWoahZay

Kold wrote: »

I hope you pointed out that her getting his computer searched is infinitely worse than him having a hand shandy.

Good point! Am I breaking some privacy laws?

Latchy

SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »

I am only providing a service, I am not responsible for all Porn and all people who look at it.

Perhaps you could reinvent yourself as a PC censorship moderator instead .Might be more money in it

SamWiseWoahZay

Desmond Pitiful Dishcloth wrote: »

But yea you could have a market for it, how would you get an hour out of it though? Also, would be good to add in some extras. Other things people don't know too much about that they don't cover in ECDL or whatever...

Great idea. It could become a standard. EPCDL?

Karoma

Desmond Pitiful Dishcloth wrote: »

Get him to get his own PC and put a password on it

I have often thought "there's a guy who has never had a relationship." and this would be one of those times. She would be offended and even more curious...meh. You'll learn.

SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »

Uhhh. What.. like homemade porn the guy has made with previous women? Or Vice versa?

Or a black midget neighbour with a unique Prince Albert and tattoo and 12" dildo and the excited giggles of the husband ...but, yeah, same thing.

I am only providing a service, I am not responsible for all Porn and all people who look at it.

Okay: work this from all angles. Make & sell the porn. Sell your services to the wife to snoop. Sell your services to the husband to hide it.

SamWiseWoahZay

Karoma wrote: »

Or a black midget neighbour with a unique Prince Albert and tattoo and 12" dildo and the excited giggles of the husband ...but, yeah, same thing.

I just spat my drink all over my laptop. LMFAO.

Karoma wrote: »

Okay: work this from all angles. Make & sell the porn. Sell your services to the wife to snoop. Sell your services to the husband to hide it.

I might start a franchise.

AckwelFoley

Anyone ever see the pic on the web of 'black amputee toilet porn'? As far as i can recall its in a motivational poster
*searches collection*

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Karoma wrote: »

I have often thought "there's a guy who has never had a relationship." and this would be one of those times. She would be offended and even more curious...meh. You'll learn.

Don't be so condisending, regardless of what you think you are wrong. I happen to be in a relationship, believe it or not we actually have our own computers. Then again your probably quite old and of the "backward" type... PFFT!!!

SamWiseWoahZay

snyper wrote: »

Anyone ever see the pic on the web of 'black amputee toilet porn'? As far as i can recall its in a motivational poster
*searches collection*

Motivation for..............?

Karoma

snyper wrote: »

Anyone ever see the pic on the web of 'black amputee toilet porn'? As far as i can recall its in a motivational poster
*searches collection*

I made it.
I'm servicing yore missus, and not offering you my services.

Desmond Pitiful Dishcloth wrote:

Don't be so condisending, regardless of what you think you are wrong. I happen to be in a relationship, believe it or not we actually have our own computers. Then again your probably quite old and of the "backward" type... PFFT!!!

Oh, I believe it... <let's leave it at that.>

reverandkenjami

Wasn't long before the yo're misses got thrown in!!

Capt'n Midnight

two copies of firefox portable with tor on an encrypted usb key ,
the other copy is full of christmas pressies for her

still you'd need to cleanup the temporary folders and swap file/partitions the dns cache and probably reset the router while at it

virtual machine - for quick minimising
bootable usb key in case there is a keylogger

SamWiseWoahZay

reverandkenjami wrote: »

Wasn't long before the yo're misses got thrown in!!

And and and... Your Momma's so fat.......

SamWiseWoahZay

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

two copies of firefox portable with tor on an encrypted usb key ,
the other copy is full of christmas pressies for her

still you'd need to cleanup the temporary folders and swap file/partitions the dns cache and probably reset the router while at it

virtual machine - for quick minimising
bootable usb key in case there is a keylogger

Thats what I am talking about. Virtual Machines and all sorts of IT related trickery!

Surely thats sellable?

(Although I am slightly concerned about your ruthless efficiency Capt'n)

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Karoma wrote: »

Oh, I believe it... <let's leave it at that.>

Cool

Honestly? I don't know any of my friends that shares a PC or laptop with their other half...

Prof.Badass

What run_to_da_hills doesn't know is that keyloggers are easy to beat.

here's how;

1.type in your password but with several (the more the better) extra letters attatched (at the start, between letters, at the end.... everywhere)

2.Using your mouse highlight the extra letters and delete.

Afaia this should defeat them as they won't know how many letters were deleted and they won't know the positions of those letters.

like it?

i came up with it myself, I'm quite proud :cool:.

bertie2

Im wondering why does the bloke not just have two accounts on system startup. One for him and his wife and let the kids(if any) use the guest account. Maybe there are no kids by the sounds of the story.

Or Involve the wife.

SamWiseWoahZay

vinylmesh wrote: »

What run_to_da_hills doesn't know is that keyloggers are easy to beat.

here's how;

1.type in your password but with several (the more the better) extra letters attatched (at the start, between letters, at the end.... everywhere)

2.Using your mouse highlight the extra letters and delete.

Afaia this should defeat them as they won't know how many letters were deleted and they won't know the positions of those letters.

like it?

i came up with it myself, I'm quite proud :cool:.

This is great, I can use all of this!

I still think the idea has potential.

Cuddlesworth

I've met a few IT consultants, one didn't know what a firewall was(I walked away shortly after), another was trying to tell us to buy software that was 6 years old and horribly outdated, the last decided that a budget of 5k per machine was necessary for all the people in our marketing department who didn't need a good machine, and the usual machines for all who did really need something more.


You I see, are keeping up this long standing tradition of Irish IT consultants.

SamWiseWoahZay

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

I've met a few IT consultants, one didn't know what a firewall was(I walked away shortly after), another was trying to tell us to buy software that was 6 years old and horribly outdated, the last decided that a budget of 5k per machine was necessary for all the people in our marketing department who didn't need a good machine, and the usual machines for all who did really need something more.


You I see, are keeping up this long standing tradition of Irish IT consultants.

Someone has to. Do you need a hug?

Karoma

SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »

Someone has to. Do you need a hug?

Gay.

SamWiseWoahZay

Karoma wrote: »

Gay.

I don't quite know how to come back at that incredibly clever and whitty rethort.

SamWiseWoahZay

SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »

I don't quite know how to come back at that incredibly clever and whitty rethort.

That killed it. End of thread. (Shame).

javaboy

vinylmesh wrote: »

What run_to_da_hills doesn't know is that keyloggers are easy to beat.

here's how;

1.type in your password but with several (the more the better) extra letters attatched (at the start, between letters, at the end.... everywhere)

2.Using your mouse highlight the extra letters and delete.

Afaia this should defeat them as they won't know how many letters were deleted and they won't know the positions of those letters.

like it?

i came up with it myself, I'm quite proud :cool:.

Modern 'keyloggers' can do far more than just log keystrokes. Your method would defeat some keyloggers (especially automated ones that just harvest passwords) but if an individual has targetted you and is using the right software, your approach wouldn't stop them.

SamWiseWoahZay

Apparently, I am a true Irish IT Consultant. I don't understand any of your crazy IT magical speak.

Keyloggers and wizards be mythical creatues feared by all men.

Careful there be dragons yer...........

Capt'n Midnight

javaboy wrote: »

Modern 'keyloggers' can do far more than just log keystrokes. Your method would defeat some keyloggers (especially automated ones that just harvest passwords) but if an individual has targetted you and is using the right software, your approach wouldn't stop them.

even the old keyloggers will give you all the keys in the password just might take a little time to work out which few charcters to delete on a machine capable of 1,000,000,000 operations per second

BTW what if the wife has set the webcam or the microphone to record ?
what if she has enabled remote desktop and even now is round at her friends watching you :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Black Swan

Karoma wrote: »

Will you be available to lend a helping hand?

Then they can keep both hands on their keyboard?

How about using VM software, then deleting and ccleaning the whole VM file after playing online? History, et al, and all the nasty malware you pick up should go POOF when through?