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"Surf porn safely"

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  • 29-11-2008 7:06pm
    #1
    SamWiseWoahZay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭


    So anyway, I was talking to a friend of mine who informed me that she thinks her husband is looking at Porn on the tinterweb when she is not around.

    I am an IT Consultant (have been for 12 years). She wants me to look at her PC to see if I can discover what sites he has been looking at.

    Personally, I think ALL guys have a look from time to time. Even when they are in a happy relationship with great sex etc etc.

    No it doesn't mean he doesn't love you.

    No it doesn't mean he wishes you looked like the woman on the vid etc.

    BUT. My Question is this.....

    I am feeling the credit crunch just like the next person.

    So for extra cash in my spare time....Do you think that I should start giving courses on "How to surf Porn Safely"?

    Start with the basics like deleting history or using Browzar and that kinda stuff?

    There must be a market for married/attached men surely?

    :D
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    #2
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Will it be a group lesson or 1-to-1?
    Are you gay?


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    SamWiseWoahZay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭SamWiseWoahZay


    U know what? I hadn't thought of the implications.

    I was thinking a group session. But now that sounds completely wrong as well.


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    philologos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,479 ✭✭✭✭philologos


    I don't think you should be helping people to be more deceitful about things. Then again, most people would differ with me :)


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Cover your tracks online! What a novel and original idea for a business enterprise. May I suggest flashy banner adverts on porn pages as your primary marketing technique.

    I just hope nobody gets in there before you.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Karoma wrote: »
    Will it be a group lesson or 1-to-1?
    Are you gay?

    The above post and others sure make you seem awfully interested in other people's sexuality, Karoma. Are YOU gay?


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »
    U know what? I hadn't thought of the implications.

    I was thinking a group session. But now that sounds completely wrong as well.

    *concerned nodding*

    Will you be available to lend a helping hand? How far will you go to help your students?


    Frada: Yes. (Two posts; I must be.)


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    riff-raff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭riff-raff


    SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »
    U know what? I hadn't thought of the implications.

    I was thinking a group session. But now that sounds completely wrong as well.

    wrong but so right! lol:rolleyes:
    funny I know ladies who look at porn on the net :)


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    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,055 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    I've heard bad things about browzar
    http://web3.0log.org/2006/09/01/new-secure-browser-browzar-is-fake-and-full-of-adware/

    what type of IT Consultant are you


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    #10
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Looking at to much porn can be a bit like looking at to much of anything .pretty soon it gets boring and repetitive . With that in mind i would gather the hubby in question has learned to use the delete history thingabobby and wify has nothing to worry about .;)


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    #11
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Karoma wrote: »
    Frada: Yes. (Two posts; I must be.)

    What're you doing later? ;)


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    #12
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Is "are you gay?"

    The new generation "yore ma"


    Seeing it alot lately in AH


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    RobBrn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭RobBrn


    Just delete the History


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    #14
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Hey Girls.

    Check out <snip> I just googled this for you. Yeah Right ;)

    A serious amount of women allow themselves to be recorded on mobile phones and let it be put on the internet.

    Those who didnt give permission are stupid anyway for allowing it to be recorded.

    What about hotels that have "dirty" movies in the rooms? They are not just there for men. They are there for women and couples also. :D


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    SamWiseWoahZay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭SamWiseWoahZay


    eolhc wrote: »
    I've heard bad things about browzar
    http://web3.0log.org/2006/09/01/new-secure-browser-browzar-is-fake-and-full-of-adware/

    what type of IT Consultant are you


    I hadn't seen that article about Browzar. I will investigate further before integrating it into the course. Thanks for the heads up (now that sounds wrong too).

    Did I say IT Consultant??? I meant to type "Derranged pervert".

    Sorry.


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    RobBrn wrote: »
    Just delete the History

    You have much to learn.

    Hey SamWiseWoahZay, you've found your first client.


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    themadchef wrote: »
    Is "are you gay?"

    The new generation "yore ma"


    Seeing it alot lately in AH

    I haven't. I read quite a few posts in AH too. Are you questioning your sexual orientation?



    SamWiseWoahZay: Because I like you...meh; who am I kidding? I couldn't care if you died of AIDS at my feet, but I should probably edit this post to get back on-topic: Work both ends. Y'know... work as a snoop for the wives, and as a tutor to the husbands. Both will keep it a secret. You get paid twice.


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    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    RobBrn wrote: »
    Just delete the History

    You must also press CTRL+SHIFT+DEL to clear the text recorded in the google/yahoo box. You could disable to collecting of this information by your browser also through the settings.

    Also, periodically delete your temporary internet files because by simply browsing this folder it will show the most recently visited sites.

    Your cookies will also store data used on these sites.

    After doing the wild thing with yourself delete all these files. Do not delete passwords because this will annoy you having to resave them all again.

    Edited: Oops sorry, just gave away your secrets OP


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    #19
    SamWiseWoahZay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭SamWiseWoahZay


    javaboy wrote: »
    You have much to learn.

    Hey SamWiseWoahZay, you've found your first client.

    Excellent! Javaboy, please send credit card details to.......


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »
    Excellent! Javaboy, please send credit card details to.......

    He meant RobBrn.


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    SamWiseWoahZay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭SamWiseWoahZay


    SamWiseWoahZay: Because I like you...meh; who am I kidding? I couldn't care if you died of AIDS at my feet, but I should probably edit this post to get back on-topic: Work both ends. Y'know... work as a snoop for the wives, and as a tutor to the husbands. Both will keep it a secret. You get paid twice.[/quote]

    Thats genius. I knew this was a good idea.

    I mean - What could go wrong?


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »
    I mean - What could go wrong?

    Beaten by the husband, castrated by the wife. Nothing. Absolutely nothing bad could happen.


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    #23
    samhail
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    hi everyone. im samhail and i look at porn.


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    #24
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »
    I mean - What could go wrong?
    Have an affair with the husband ?
    samhail wrote: »
    hi everyone. im samhail and i look at porn.
    But your not an alcoholic ( phew)


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    SamWiseWoahZay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭SamWiseWoahZay


    SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »
    meh; who am I kidding? I couldn't care if you died of AIDS at my feet,

    That was feckn harsh :D:D:D


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    #26
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Karoma wrote: »
    I haven't. I read quite a few posts in AH too. Are you questioning your sexual orientation?



    My imagination runs away with itself again...

    Oh and i sure as hell hope not ;)


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    #27
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    OP: What if you find home-made porn that the wife doesn't know about?
    How would this make you feel?


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    #28
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    SamWiseWoahZay wrote: »
    That was feckn harsh :D:D:D

    Not really, I've heard has has really nice shoes.


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Karoma wrote: »
    OP: What if you find home-made porn that the wife doesn't know about?
    How would this make you feel?

    Blackmail ftw!


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    #30
    SamWiseWoahZay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭SamWiseWoahZay


    Salvatore Gigantic Pensioner wrote: »
    Not really, I've heard has has really nice shoes.

    Fair enough.


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    #31
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I hope you pointed out that her getting his computer searched is infinitely worse than him having a hand shandy.


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