What's your beauty secret?

LightningBolt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOR4qekHWlA

The second half is slightly less annoying.

I dread to think what would have happened if she'd been in the George:D

Galvasean

I was hoping she'd scream the word "GENETICS!"

Zaph

LightningBolt wrote: »

The second half is slightly less annoying.

Eh, which second half would that be?

LightningBolt

sorry the second minute

Zaph

LightningBolt wrote: »

sorry the second minute

Nope, not getting it. It's equally annoying all the way through.

little red

i didn't even make it to the second minute

clicli

Oh dear god, how do I get those thirty seconds of my life back? i couldn't watch any more of it!

Galvasean

Her name is Tyra, geddit? :pac:

Zaph

/rummages in drawer for banstick

Nevyn

My top beauty tip is to stop wearing make up every day.
I might wear it once a week, also drink two pints of water a day, use a good thick moisturizer and don't smoke.

Will

fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

beauty secret - confidence

LightningBolt

Will wrote: »

fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

beauty secret - confidence

That's what i was thinking, why'd they go mental over vaseline? Perhaps just delete or move to the really bad links section? I'm sorry to have offended your eyes and ears Zaph, ban stick would wanna be pretty big though;)

Cupcake_Crisis

Will wrote: »

fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

beauty secret - confidence

vaseline is a product with many uses!!!
i myself sometimes go nuts for vaseline!!

metrovelvet

Sleep.
A daily tablespoon of olive oil.
Excersize.

Dee369369

If i was in the audience i would have been so pissed off just getting vaseline, the way she built it up i'd say half those women were thinking they were getting a tub of creme de la mer

shellyboo

LightningBolt wrote: »

That's what i was thinking, why'd they go mental over vaseline? Perhaps just delete or move to the really bad links section? I'm sorry to have offended your eyes and ears Zaph, ban stick would wanna be pretty big though;)

Will wrote: »

fúcking vaseline, they went nuts over vaseline? plebs

beauty secret - confidence

Dee369369 wrote: »

If i was in the audience i would have been so pissed off just getting vaseline, the way she built it up i'd say half those women were thinking they were getting a tub of creme de la mer

Erm, it was a crystal-encrusted tub of Vaseline. V fancy. That's why they went all crazy.

Also, Tyra Banks is INSANE. If she was expecting me to go nuts over Vaseline, I'd go nuts over Vaseline. God knows what she'd do to you otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01eeF9FIYd8

Will

She is nuts alright, scary scary woman.
You can get a piece of sh¡t, stick a pin through it with some nice fancy ribbon and call it 'enchanted'... or er something, at the end of the day it's still sh¡t. Crystal (definetly lab created) encrusted or not, it's still a tub of vaseline.

I wanna know what Girl Fridays secret is!
Her skin is like porceline.

btw I didn't watch the vid in case it was gory.

Dragan

Personally i just waged a slow and steady campaign until the popular idea of male beauty matched my features.

It cost a lot of money, took a lot of time and some good men died along the way.

LadyE

OH MY GOD!!

Is she for real?? WTF is she at with the lying on the floor screaming?

Will

i think she wants to be like oprah mixed in with tom cruise, horrible mix, dangerous too

only cos cruise is a nut job, oprah :pac:

Pythia

She must be on drugs.

MJOR

Will wrote: »

She is nuts alright, scary scary woman.
You can get a piece of sh¡t, stick a pin through it with some nice fancy ribbon and call it 'enchanted'... or er something, at the end of the day it's still sh¡t. Crystal (definetly lab created) encrusted or not, it's still a tub of vaseline.

you can't shine ****e, likewise you can't polish a turd , and my personal favourite.... You can't educate timber!:D

panda100

Was kinda refreshing seeing a supermodel without makeup on,though poor Tyra comes across as mad as a march hare in that

I always find my skin looks a lot better when I havent been drinking. I've been on the booze a lot recently and its now spot central

Cheeky_gal

WHAT THE FCUK WAS THAT

LolaLuv

It never ceases to amaze me how obnoxious she is. Anyway, my beauty secret is writing down the compliments I get. That way when I feel like ****e about myself I can look back at the list, and it gives me a confidence boost, which is really the key to beauty.

Acacia

Eh...they do know you can buy Vaseline in a supermarket for like two quid, don't they?

I thought I was witnessing some mass religious conversion or something, the way they were going on.

Actually, has anyone else noticed the general hysteria when there is 'Tyra mail' on America's Next Top Model? Calm the fcek down people, she's not that great...

GirlInterrupted

PillyPen wrote: »

..... it gives me a confidence boost, which is really the key to beauty.

Along with a genuine smile, and genuine curiosity about people.

And, of course, Vaseline.

brianthebard

Can someone who was silly brave enough to watch the whole thing tell me what the vaseline was for?

Nevyn

Moisturiser and for glossy skin.

brianthebard

ffs that must be some moisturiser.

Scarinae

The rolling around on the floor while screaming ARRRRGGGHHH VASELINE EEAAAAAHHHHHH was fairly disturbing

Nevyn

well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.

GirlInterrupted

Thaedydal wrote: »

well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.

Ugh. :eek:

I think I need a lie down.

Zaph

Thaedydal wrote: »

well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.

Ffs, the things I do for the women of this forum.

Right, who's first with their jar?

/drops trousers

brianthebard

Thaedydal wrote: »

well there are few products which are better but not everyone has a bf/spouse will will ejacuate in a jar for them.

Well if its going on their....wait am I going to get banned if I finish this post?

Scarinae

brianthebard wrote: »

ffs that must be some moisturiser.

It is petroleum jelly - basically it is a paraffin-type byproduct of the oil industry. It doesn't absorb into your skin at all and feels horrible and greasy, the only advantage of it is that it acts as a barrier to stop moisture from leaving your skin. I will use it as a lipbalm if I'm stuck but I can't understand how people can use it on their faces, it is a surefire way to clog your pores

The Sweeper

Zaph wrote: »

Ffs, the things I do for the women of this forum.

Right, who's first with their jar?

/drops trousers

/me lollersnorts in work and has to do a quick alt-tab... oooo the glares...

LolaLuv

Fishie wrote: »

It is petroleum jelly - basically it is a paraffin-type byproduct of the oil industry. It doesn't absorb into your skin at all and feels horrible and greasy, the only advantage of it is that it acts as a barrier to stop moisture from leaving your skin. I will use it as a lipbalm if I'm stuck but I can't understand how people can use it on their faces, it is a surefire way to clog your pores

Isn't it supposedly a carcinogen? Good ol' Tyra...bringing crystal-encrusted cancer to the masses. :pac:

Scarinae

PillyPen wrote: »

Isn't it supposedly a carcinogen? Good ol' Tyra...bringing crystal-encrusted cancer to the masses. :pac:

Apparently so... The link is http://www.health-report.co.uk/petroleum_petrolatum_health_concerns.htm but I can't open it at the moment because the user has exceeded their bandwidth (??)

PrettyInPunk

I think Vaseline is horrible. Also my hairdresser has done Tyra's hair a few times and says she is the biggest bitch walking this earth, and she just looks so nice rolling around of the floor like that.....

metrovelvet

^ Ha. My hairdresser does Naomi Cambpells for fashion week, boy does she have stories!

Vaseline is really good to put on your face on really cold days. Protects the skin. elizabeth arden has made a fortune out of selling vaseline but calls it 8 hour cream.

PrettyInPunk

metrovelvet wrote: »

^ Ha. My hairdresser does Naomi Cambpells for fashion week, boy does she have stories!

Vaseline is really good to put on your face on really cold days. Protects the skin. elizabeth arden has made a fortune out of selling vaseline but calls it 8 hour cream.

I dont agree, vaseline does nothing to help if my lips are chapped, whilst 8 hour does wonders, as with peeling skin etc

F.A.

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Ugh. :eek:

I think I need a lie down.

+1

Thaed is right about ejaculate being good for the skin, but the idea of a jar full of it in my bathroom to be applied twice daily... too gross for words!

As for that video... too stupid for words.

Cheeky_gal

Look up at the people who gave their thanks to "Zaph's" rather disturbing post above...

Look who gave their thanks ->

Des and TomDunne

Hahahahaha

bnagrrl

Oh Tyra, give it up. You'll never be the next Oprah.
Oprah gives her audiences cars, Tyra gives them petroleum jelly.

Anyhoo, moisturiser is great for the skin, moisturise morning and night and put it on generously espcially in this cold weather.
Oh, drink plenty of water and get a good night's sleep.

Vaseline: good for putting on squeaky door hinges.

Barbieliveshere

:)I only use vaseline on my lips!

For some reason im a bit wary of using it anywere else!

Elle Victorine

I won't dispute its uses to be honest. It's great for removing eye make up.


I don't think I have a beauty secret but I don't like full on make up generally anyway. Think it can ruin people's complexion. Lots of moisturizer maybe. I love moisturizer

And carmex...weird as it sounds it's really good on my nose when I have a cold and my nose is all red and sore.

cutesy

LightningBolt wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOR4qekHWlA

The second half is slightly less annoying.

I dread to think what would have happened if she'd been in the George:D

Man these women would have had a heartattack if they were in the late late show audience where they'd actually get okay gifts!!!!